Why Dominic Cummings look like he about to drop the most fire NTS show of 2025

Close out mind

How about this guy

The gaffsman won't read your mean tweets, but your clatty friends will. It costs nothing to be kind

BBQ beef brisket for tea

Gaviscon is low key goated when heartburn is the vibe 👌🏻

Really nice lil nathan fake type beat in the wedding scene of andor S2:E3, check it out if you get the chance

'Dial B for Bossman'

Simply cannot stand that oogum boogum song!!

Listening to Pitbull 😎

New pope who dis

'Big Mommas Sandwich Club'? Quite clearly some sort of psyop

Fellas simply love wearing their favourite football team's shirt on holiday, and I think that's really nice!

The Valleys book crowdfund launches on Thursday! Featuring my work, and designed by the inestimable @seanrees.bsky.social The book itself is B5 size, and 72 pages of full colour. It’s £15, with the other £4 to cover postage and packaging etc. It’s comprised of 15 years work covering the Valleys.

May the 420 be with you 😎

Vasco De Gabba (good bangface type act name for someone there)

Bon dia gang! The big man's on a cheeky sojourn down the Algarve to soak up the sun.... And a few suds! 😉😎🍺🇵🇹 given the positively tropical conditions in music city, I'd could've stayed home! Hope you're having a top weekend wherever you are, "saūde" as I'm informed they say in these parts! PC X

Very close out mind

Some absolute specimens cutting about y bae caerdydd today, 'suns out guns out' indeed!!

(threateningly) Nice club music you've got there.... would be a real shame if someone were to... deconstruct it

Just witnessed some 'splitting the G' patter in the wild, absolutely rancid 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

"unfortunately your extended clang cover will not pay out due to an unsanctioned reload"

I love the smell of content in the morning 😎

Blokes posting on the subreddit for a podcast

🎵"A little less conversation, a little more banter please"🎵

Not a Marks & Spencer fan but this is class, from a Next fan 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

RIP Francis, wasn't that clued up on his work so I'll keep my eye out for the NTS Guide To before saying I'm a fan

May the '420' be with you 😉🤫🌴💨😎✌🏻

Spotify is down! Why not listen to the new joint from Pato Canton ISIT RLLY LV, some (me) are calling it 'the sound of the summer' on.soundcloud.com/9tjG1NsN6sNS...

Saw a fella wearing some chelsea life jacket clobber (aka the 'tossing the pill about with chuggsy' brand) in, all of places, Gwaelod Y Garth the other day, couldn't believe my eyes

Cutting dubplates for my enemies which sound like they clang in the mix so everyone thinks they fucked up the blend

Thinking of setting up a quango

They're playing a song by The National on the radio that band annoys me, the singer always sounds like he's just worked up the courage to sing during the verses, get over yourself

Dubai? Chocolate?

How about 'Serge Gains-bourg' and he's absolutely juiced to the gills

"I should call her"

Bumping into one of your super close mates unplanned out in the wild is of the most under rated experiences! Just funny seeing them going about their life like a normal person. having a little chinwag. Looking at them with their little shopping basket. Cracks me up.

There's a bloke on the Victorian terrace where I live who drives a Mercedes GLE and i have to laugh every time I see it l, an absolutely absurd choice of car fair play

May the 420 be with you 😎🤫😉🌴💨

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Gen Z has discovered Richard Keys 'banter' Vines youtu.be/AzEeyuAMguI?...

Yer fella asks if the meeting can be recorded

Geto Mark Drakeford

Lots of very optimistic gentlemen cutting about Cardiff west in shorts today

Ooooooooo remembers shadowy producers

Had a look at my oblique strategy for the day, and whaddaya know?! Good call, Brian.

fondly recall a story where DJ Funk was booked to play in London ('secret guest', cash, no visa), but unfortunately he didn't get through customs as when quizzed on his reason for being in the UK he simply responded 'I'm here to tear the motherfucking club up'