Can’t even imagine how class it would’ve been being in Spain when Bamboleo first dropped. It must’ve hit like crack hearing it for the first time in some little taverna with a sangria in hand.

This rain is fucking mental ain’t it. Feels like we’re no longer ever getting normal rain. Just apocalyptic or nothing. And we all know it’s only gonna get worse.

Just seen your girlfriend share a Charlie Kirk tribute to her Insta story

Being home in time for match of the day feels such an achievement. It feels like wqtching the 10 o clock news but for football

I’d kill myself there and then if my team was ever losing 6-0 to Coventry at any one point

Universal Works A/W 25

Mo Salah is asking the right questions

No matter how many times I hear Mr Blue Sky in whatever context as soon as I hear that second half of the song I just expect a 2-1 loss to some daft championship outfit like fucking Coventry or stoke or something.

I get food spreading across cultures is good and all but there’s no way this many people from South Wales should know what a fucking Reuben or chopped cheese is

Buying tickets for the fontaines dc gig tonight just to punt packets of taytos like dealers do at raves

Very reassuring when the bus driver has a moustache. I am in safe hands.

Putting on sun cream at half 6 in the evening when I live in Wales. Wild times.

☀️https://open.spotify.com/track/5uB85PzlWrnNnxL2A1TcKD?si=a7CPLkJfThSwO0RPt7Q85w

Didn’t have Oasis tickets but we did sit outside the Millenium both nights in a camping chair with plenty of booze and a pack of cigarettes in our pockets and I am in no way ashamed to say I’m fully Oasis-pilled currently. Huge cultural phenomenon of which I doubt we’ll ever see the likes again. Fp

Worst part about soul music is like a good 20% of the great songs have been ruined because they’ve been used in an every for fucking car insurance or something.

My girlfriends Argentinian dad is dead certain he invented the word ‘mojo’ and I’m not gonna who am I to say he’s wrong

Just changed my girlfriends tyres, which involved meeting her Dads mate called poker face for a spare pair. Testosterone through the roof right now. I’m probably the most butch fella on all of Bluesky currently

WOKE!!! www.football.london/tottenham-ho...

Now that’s what I call a proper piss

at which child’s death. at which hospital razed to the ground. after which day of deliberate starvation did it cross over from concordant with our values and principles to an affront to them?

In London for the day and just got served a pint by an uninterested person wearing headphones.

Found a neatly folded old pack of scampi fries in a pair of trousers I was washing and I looked down at it and smiled like an old man reminiscing after finding a long forgotten photo of him in his youth.

Starmer is simultaneously detoxifying Reform and toxifying the Labour Party. I ask again, what is he playing at?

This new Chaos in the CBD album. Very Balearic

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

At least he’s not Irish American. The one saving grace.

Fella who’s frantically trying to contact that shifts roundthebend character for a ‘medic ⛑🚑' but doing so on Bluesky as he’s left Twitter as a moral stance.

We can’t be having a Spurs United final. Neither of them deserve to be rewarded after the seasons they’ve had.

That new DjRUM album man

Just seen Slot swanning around in a replica shirt over a button up shirt. Fair enough if you can live with that Liverpool fans but I sure couldn’t 👍🏼

In the white swan before the blues match and there’s two corned beef cobs left and 4 middle aged bald brummie blokes in front of me at the bar

Me immediately heading to the pub after that Palace dagger in injury time. Thank you and good night

Texting my pal who goes to church more often than your standard Easter-Christmas big days out asking him if he’s got any tips for the next pope that I can lump on.

We’re going to need an ID on Jamie Mackie’s extremely Las Ramblas knock off training jersey.

Je ne parle pas français. mais je laisse la musique funky parler parler maintenant.

Just put ‘yourself’ three times on one email there

Heard Spotify went down because you just listened to a shiter!

Dog next door barking like a madman as he always does and then suddenly on one bark his voice broke a little. Embarrassed for him. He’s gone sheepish now as well.

Bluuuuues 🔵⚪️⬆️

like 10 years ago on /mu/ i proliferated a bullshit release date theory for a death grips album just to fuck with people, saying that if "it wasn't true then i'd drink my own piss" -- obviously it wasn't, but mysteriously, someone *else* uploaded a video of them drinking their own piss in my stead

Your outie is a greebo

fair play might this actually be a good policy by them?

Ready to become part of the former pill head to runner pipeline

Small car in the states

Bumping into one of your super close mates unplanned out in the wild is of the most under rated experiences! Just funny seeing them going about their life like a normal person. having a little chinwag. Looking at them with their little shopping basket. Cracks me up.

Loving this album lately open.spotify.com/track/6uCQ5R...

Can’t believe that Forest players name is Jota Silva. Is there a bank of like 7 different names every footballer can choose a combination of in Portugal?

Still sounds as fresh as it did 10 years ago youtu.be/sJ_FLMPHAb8?...

absolute RAMMER! open.spotify.com/track/1RY2uR...