NEW SMALL BROWN BIKE LP OUT ON OPAL TAPES NOV 16TH

CLASS AS PER umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/neck-a...

GHOST JUST WENT OVER THE HOUSE IN A HELICOPTER

SORRY MY DYING DAD BUT I NEED TO LISTEN TO MATE KA MORIS UKUN RASIK AN BEFORE YOU MUMBLE YOUR FINAL WORDS OF BULLSHIT

SORRY MY LITTLE BABY BUT I NEED TO LISTEN TO MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY SONG BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT SOAKED NAPPIE CHANGED

AMERICAN SAYING ROUTE LIKE ROWT AND PASTA LIKE PARSTA AND PAEDOPHILE LIKE PEDAHFILE AND TWAT LIKE TWOT

PRE PRE

ILL BE HONEST. SLEAFORD MODS DONATING TO WAR CHILD HAS LEFT ME GUTTED. FAIR PLAY. FUCK SAKE.

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A SECOND HORSE JUST HIT THE SECOND MARK TWAIN TOWER

SHOP DRAGON umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/a-palm...

CHINESE PLASTIC

‘CARPET JUST FLOATED IN OUR LIVING ROOM’ ‘THATS AMAZING’ ‘COMPARED TO OUR NORMAL DAY TO DAY EXPERIENCES, YEH’ ‘FAIR ENOUGH’ ‘NIGHT’ ‘NIGHT’

GHOST MAKES A CARPET FLOAT FAMILY CANT BELIEVE IT MAINLY OUT OF BOREDOM THEY TELL A FRIEND

SOMEWHERE A RIGHT WING MANIAC IS MAKING AN AI VIDEO OF AN EAGLE SWOOPING IN AND TAKING THE BULLET AND THEN CUM CASCADES OVER EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE DEAD EAGLE THAT IS NOW SMILING WITH ITS THUMB UP BECAUSE ITS AI

FUCK DOES THIS MEAN WE GET ANOTHER CUNTING VATICAN SHADOW RECORD NOW ?

ME IN THE FUTURE TO MY 29 YEAR OLD SON ‘YES CHALK/ACAB/BBL, THIS IS THE HOME OF ANDREW TATE’ *POINTING AT THE TATE MODERN NIKE TOWN GALLERY*

GIVE ME THE SOUND OF TWO BLOKES TALKING ABOUT A ELITE PUB INTO SOME MICROPHONES OVER TWO CELLOS MICROTONALLY GLANCING OFF ONE ANOTHER

PLEASE JUST SIT IN OUR DEAD AS FUCK CAFE AND DRINK 5 QUID FILTER COFFEES

QUARTET OF ABSOLUTE CUNTS

REGARDLESS YOU’RE STILL A CUNT

ITS OKAY TO JUST PLAY OR MAKE MUSIC OR EJECT SOUNDS OUT SOME SPEAKERS. ITS ALRIGHT. BIRDS ARE GONNA NAVIGATE THEIR OWN PATH. JUST PLAY SOME HOUSE TUNE TO A BUNCH OF DESIGN STUDENTS.

DJ WITH A USB STICK OR DONT SPIN DECKS WITH VINYL CDJS AND THAT NOBODY CARES JUST DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARE CONDUCTING BIRDS FLYING OVER THE EARTH TO EXACT LOCATIONS

BOILER ROOM JUST ANNIHILATED 19 CHILDREN BEHIND THE TATE MODERN YELLOW CONTAMINATED WASTE BIN

SLEAFORD MODS JUST PAINTED GEORGES CROSSES ON A PRAM

SLEAFORD MODS JUST MADE 206 BABIES DROWN FOR A NEW ITV3 SHOW

SLEAFORD MODS JUST HELPED 136 CHILDREN AND ESCAPE A BURNING BUS

REMEMBER WHEN I CALLED OUT BOILER ROOM YEARS BACK AND ALL PEOPLE WAS LIKE OHHHH OHHHH WELL

MANAGED TO HAVE A SLEEP UNDER A CAR

BEN FROST HAS SADLY BEEN FOUND SLAUGHTERED NEXT TO A CABIN IN EASTERN ICELAND

IM SORRY ITS ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/englan...

BRB JUST MAKING MUSIC WITH THE SOUNDS OF PEOPLE CLAPPING AND BABIES LAUGHING TO TRY AND HOLD OF THE IMPENDING CANCELLATION

I POST SOMETHING LIKE ‘TREES AND FLOWERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL’ ON HERE THEN GO OVER TO TWITTER AND POST ‘I SACRIFICED A CHILD BEHIND A BARN IN THE WINTER OF 2004’

VIMEO SATURDAYS umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

A CAMERA BLOWS A TREE IN HALF umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/nato-f...

TOM JONES, FAT MIKE, PRINCE, SINGER FROM MUSE, FRANK SINATRA ALL SINGERS OR WERE SINGERS

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I LIKE RICE BASMATI

A TRUE ANIMAL UNDERSTANDS LIFE

CALCULATOR STOUT umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/live-n...

PLEASE HELP ME THIS BANDCAMP FRIDAY, WHATEVER YOU CAN TIMES ARE FUCKING HARD AT THE MOMENT umbrog.bandcamp.com ILL TRY AND UPLOAD A FEW NEW AND RARE THINGS AFTER THIS FUCKING NIGHT SHIFT

IF MUSIC HAD LESS SONGS ABOUT DISGUSTING KISSING AND SEXY STUFF THEN MAYBE IT WOULD BE RESPECTED MORE

BRITISH MUSEUM - LIVE AT THE RECREATED MOUND CDR HAND DESIGNED COVER LIMITED TO 50 £15 PAYPAL TO [email protected] UK AND EUROPE ONLY

RAIN DIVISION

THE IDEA OF PEOPLE THINKING ITALIANS DO IT BETTER MAKES ME SICK

THEN LATER ON IN THE FILM LARS FROM RANCID COMES IN AND WANTS TO BUY A REALLY RARE FIRST PRESSING UK SUBS POSTER BUT FAT MIKE IS BEING BEATEN TO DEATH BY JOEY CAPE FROM LAGWAGON BECAUSE HE NEVER PAID THEM ROYALTIES FROM A PREVIOUS RELEASE

THE BEST SCENE IN WHATS IT CALLED WITH JOHN CUSACK AND THE RECORD SHOP FILM WHERE FAT MIKE FROM NOFX WANTS TO BUY SOME RARE AGNOSTIC FRONT CD BUT MOBY OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS GOES ‘I’LL SELL IT TO EL HEFE BUT NOT YOU FAT MIKE, YOU CUNT’

IMAGINE BEING COMPLETELY AWARE THAT ISRAEL ANNIHILATE CHILDREN, HOSPITALS, SCHOOLS AND INNOCENT PEOPLE AND STILL THROWING A FIT LIKE SLEAFORD MODS DID WHEN SOMEONE THREW A SCARF ON STAGE AND BEING LIKE ‘DONT ASK ME TO CHOOSE A SIDE!!!’