NO MUSIC FROM ME THIS YEAR OUT OF SPITE

IF IT REALLY IS NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES THE FILM HAVE LIKE 14 OLD MEN IN IT ?

FREE ALBUM ART

OR WAS FATHER CHRISTMAS ABOUT BEFORE JESUS AND JESUS TRIED TO MAKE IT ABOUT HIM ?

BROTHER THINKS HE’S SOUND ART MOSES

BLACKER THAN A LANDLORDS SOUL PAGE 76 OF HARRY POTTER AND THE CHINESE MECHANIC

IN THE BOOK CHARLOTTES WEB WE ALL THINK CHARLOTTE IS A SPIDER BUT ITS ACTUALLY A TRACTOR

VERY SAD TO READ THAT ARTHUR CHENILLE DIED LAST NIGHT IN A CAR CRASH. ARTHUR WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO USE HUMAN SKIN ON DRUMS.

FUNNY ENOUGH THE EARLY LATIN FOR MOVING IS LUNG HENCE LUNGS BREATHING IN AND OUT AKA MOVING AND WHEN TRAINS WERE FIRST INVENTED THEY WERE CALLED FISH SO YEAH

NOT READ THIS BUT IF IM NOT IN HERE THEN ITS FUCKING BOLLOCKS

2026 IS THE YEAR WE ALL FINALLY SHED OUR SKIN AND KISS

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SET GHOST AND RAEKWON SPITTING OVER STRINGS IN FUTURE PROOFED AUDIO CONCRETE AND SHOW IT TO WHATEVER DICKHEADS EXISTS IN 9038 OR SOMETHING

NEED A NEW DAY

MUSIC CAN MAKE A WHOLE PLANET POO ITSELF umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/cunt-m...

CHRISTMAS IS FOR ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND EVEN DEAD PEOPLE SHOVED IN THE EARTH

ONO CHEF

SAHARAN LAMB WIFE

MY MATE

41 ON MONDAY NOT 23 LIKE IVE PRETENDED FOR A LONG TIME. POST MONDAY, ILL BE 23 AGAIN

MY NAN, THE BUNKER umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/ex-eur...

GOING BACK IN TIME TO SHOW A CAVE PERSON A FIDGET SPINNER

FROM PONDS TO SHOWERS FROM RIDING HORSES TO PORSCHE CARS FROM EATING BERRIES AND ROOTS TO A TOBY CARVERY SESH

WE WENT FROM CAVES TO SEXY AS FUCK COOL APARTMENTS

SPACE IS ACTUALLY FULL OF PLASTIC STRAWS HAVING A GREAT TIME

I SEE THAT PERETSKY OR WHATEVER BOLLOCKS IS STILL SOUND ART GRIFTING

MY FAVOURITE BIT OF 2025 IS GETTING MY DAUGHTER INTO MOGWAI BUT TELLING HER THEY ARE ENGLISH

ACTUALLY JUST BUY A 9 GRAND BATH AND SHIT IN IT

I GUESS MY POINT IS DONT THINK FANCY SHIT IS GONNA SAVE YOU. FIND YOUR THING AND JUST THROW YOUR WHOLE DNA INTO IT.

UP UNTIL MY PREVIOUS LAPTOP DIED, EVERYTHING MADE BY ME WAS MIXED AND RECORDED USING THIS YOU COULDNT SEQUENCE SO EVERYTHING WAS LIVE DUBS ON TO ONE TRACK

I THINK MY INITIAL PROBLEM WITH EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY WAS THE CONSTANT ARMY SOUNDING SNARE SHIT THEY DID #POSTROCKCONFESSIONS

BEN UFO BOILER ROOM ARGOS SET

NOTHING MADE ME FEEL MORE LONELY AS A 7 YEAR OLD ENGLISH BOY WAS WHEN I FIRST HEARD SCOTTISH BAND MOGWAI SONG DIAL REVENGE WHICH HAS WELSH LYRICS AND THE WELSH SINGER BLOKE IN IT

MUSE - IN MCDONALDS

IMAGINE BEING INTO A BAND CALLED SWANS AND GEESES AND NOT UNDERSTANDING THE LORE BEHIND IT. BLACKBIRD BY BEATLES, THE

THANK FUCK

THANK YOU TO ALL MUSIC PUBLICATIONS FOR GIVING ALL 59 OR SO RECORDS I RELEASED THIS YEAR FOR FREE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT

MY DAUGHTER TOOK THIS PHOTO ITS ME AND SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT ACTUALLY MATTER

THANK FUCK

YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS JUNE OF 44 AND CURRENT 93 ARE GOOD

MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY SONG SINGLE MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY SONG SINGLE MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY SONG SINGLE MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY SONG SINGLE MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY SONG SINGLE

MASSIVE RESPECT TO AVANT GARDE MUSICIANS LIKE THESE LADS

ABSOLUTE CUNT MUSIC umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/throug...

DONT FORGET THAT ILL BE DEAD SOON AND IVE SET UP MY BANDCAMP TO DELETE ITSELF THE SECOND IM CREMATED umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/a-mout...

I OFTEN INVOKE TINY BABY SPIRITS TO SHOUT AT umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/a-mout...

CANCER IS COMING FOR US ALL

SOMEONE ON TWITTER SAID SWANS THE BIRD MADE MUSIC AND ENDED MUSIC OR SHOULD HAVE ?

ICE CREAM MELTING OVER MY SKIN SHARKS TOUCHING ME IN THE OCEAN THE SMELL OF ICE CREAM DRIVING 80 MPH ON DANGEROUS ROADS SUNGLASSES ON WHILE EATING ICE CREAM KFC STRAWS THE WORD ‘CHOCOLATE’

NEXT THING OUT SHOULD BE THIS BUT WHO HAS A FUCKING CLUE ?