Why did nobody tell me that David Dastmalchian has a YouTube interview show called Grave Conversations where he interviews people with both of them lying in coffins

want to eat a nice snack

“Chocolate covered potato chips? This is how empires fall.” *30 seconds later* “I have the taste of God in my mouth.”

what are you eating for lunch these days

it is the night of the mollusk

once again I welcome you all to turkey town

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the other day I saw a wind up toy in the shape of a raisin and I didn’t buy it and I am full of shame and regret

hello new friends welcome to turkey town

Thank you @theyearofelan.bsky.social for bringing this back beacuse it is needed.

I haven’t seen a duck in a while

we got married yall @mollycaitlynquinn.bsky.social

I live inside the computer now and it is nice

Happy New Year, all. ❤️

happy mother! day

raisins are good

Today is the day! # Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 opens in theaters! At the end of the day, this is a movie about joy & compassion & learning to see beyond the rim of our own worlds & having empathy for all living things.

#GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3  is in theaters now and I highly recommend seeing it as soon as you can. It’s incredible, it’s fun, it’s hilarious and moving, and most of all, it’s a perfect conclusion to one of the best trilogies of all time! James Gunn and the Guardians forever!!! ♥️

Look I will watch every episode of this show 😂

im so happy 🥹

we weren’t ready to say FBYE

on a scale from 1 to 14, with 8 being the highest, how’s your day going?

i would like to live in something other than a human body. i do not think this is a functional or particularly ergonomic casing for my organs. anyone using anything other than their body for organ casing? let me know in the comments

guardians of the galaxy vol 3 is wonderful and joyous and heartbreaking and gorgeous and you should see it as soon as you can

We’re on the cover of the Hollywood Reporter.

new collab coming soon

Hi! Happy to be here!

Check out this beautiful new poster by Matt Murphy.

i came here to post nonsense and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum