The all seeing eye is seeking a career change

Me and Puffy Penguin have so much in common

My bedtime stories are gone

Thanks to that joke about promiscuous potatoes, I don't hear Idaho. I hear I-Da-Ho

Psyduck.

Uh oh. All my imaginary boyfriends found out about each other. Don't hate the player, hate the game tho.

How do we get a job as the dude who laughs in the back round of radio talk shows and podcasts o.o

Wow

Thank you @theyearofelan.bsky.social for bringing this back beacuse it is needed.

So I just realized I told my friend I got a duck that reminded me of him and was like you gotta see this duck, I am gonna send you a pic of this duck but I haven't talked to him since and that was three months ago.

Me when I am supposed to be doing my assignments

I'm trying to get the internet fairy to give me more Moo Deng

Moo Deng

The audacity...

What do I want do be when I grow up? Shaving soap on TikTok o.o

Eyes on the road please!

I have 2 hours to finish 2 assignments and.... I just don't want to.

In case you don't have enough sadness today, here is some sadness.

Affirmation Update! I got this!

This is my bio now

Where I find a Taco Truck BFF?