@qrik.bsky.social I’m going to be doing the big shit you know. Just wanted to talk to you.

I live despite the antisemitism.

I was just verbally attacked on the basis of being Jewish.

Happy St Patrick’s Saturday!

Officially in celebration mode.

Do 20 people have $5 to give Amber?

Okay gang. Now that the exploding washing machine crisis is over, I AM FINALLY CELEBRATING BECOMING A LICENSED AGENT.

Thank you to the individual who sent us a $25 donation, tremendously grateful,, thank you ! $100 still needed URGENT, PLEASE consider!!

@sealab2021.org Sent $25 to your repost "Amber". Hoping to be back in top shape after I start in my new position this coming week. Hopefully be able to give more generously again.

MY DAY -TO-DAY!-

I have given all I have. Every possible edit is done. The lingering plot 'holes' are addressed. The grammar and spelling check is done. I even replaced all the Latin words used in spells with a home grown language I made here based on French and Latin. This is the copy to read lol.

@froggher.bsky.social I am living in fear of tonight's time change.

We just had AI both a) tell a person to kill themselves, and b) tell a woman to file multiple frivolous suits on bad legal advice. I think we can keep the guardrails on for now.

Like 20 gallons of water come roaring out of my washer like a flood, spilling through my bathroom and down my hallway toward the kitchen. I leaped back and the only reason the water didn't spread further is because when I dropped my laundry load it formed a barrier against the rushing tides.

So I said I would discuss my exploding washer. What happened was, last night as I was getting ready to celebrate going out, I bundled up a bunch of clothes to put into my side loading washer. Normal until the point I opened it. THE ENTIRE WASHER was filled to maximum with water.

No I’m pretty sure life was better under democrats.

So who wants to hear the story about how my clothes washer exploded last night?

I was mopping for over an hour.

Random entitled writing newb: "I'm going to write a book!" Me: "Yeah? How about you read one first."

So my plans to go celebrate tonight were foiled when I opened my washer and 10 gallons of water came pouring out onto the floor. Sight. It's okay. I'm still a badass. There's always tomorrow.

Jason is officially going out to celebrate him being a kickass life and health insurance agent now.

He’s so awesome @sealab2021.org

The past decade of idiots was worth it to see the worm begin eating its tail.

I don’t trust you if you have Facebook. At least not initially. If it turns out you need it to keep up with that one relative or use it for business, okay. If you’re highly engaged with Facebook I probably I’ll need convincing

@sealab2021.org BRING HAKU TO THE U.S.

@cyaneyed.lol @huwupy.kawaii.social

SOURCE: I was the Burrito Man.

The one on the left is literally just the result of a rushed wrap. When you don't have someone standing in front of you you can take the time to pack the burrito tighter. The scoop servings are the same scooper no matter whether you're standing there or not.

HELL YEAH BOW DOWN LUTHOR DON’T PLAY

Okay guys I’ve done all the prep I can. I’m leaving for the testing center to take my life and health insurance test.

Test is in about 9 hours. Going to bed. Wish me luck overnight!

I have so many bug bites lately that i'm wondering if it's Houston humidity or bed bugs.

It’s up for the month of March. Go download and read it. It’s off to my agent in April.

Another hilarious clip from Red.

Me reading a novice writers earnest treatise on how if you write well enough, there won’t by any alternative interpretations of your work’s intent.

I just want this for my phone screen.

I need to diversify my follows, too much do my feed is people being angry about the same thing for different reasons

Wondering how outdated my Bluesky app is.

Can you tell these two are colored different? We just got a post in the adventure time subreddit about how Finn is colorblind and sees Beemo as what he looks like on the right. But every time we get a post like this there’s someone who comments “These are different colors?”

Official license test is in 11 hours.

@sealab2021.org I just saw a wrestling clip where the guy’s gimmick is he’s a former Italian chef. While his enemy is dazed, he spins pizza dough in the ring, tosses it, punches it, and the dough flies into his opponent knocking him to the ground.

Can you tell these two are colored different? We just got a post in the adventure time subreddit about how Finn is colorblind and sees Beemo as what he looks like on the right. But every time we get a post like this there’s someone who comments “These are different colors?”

Alright friends. This should be the spell checked version of VALOR. Feel free to enjoy. I'll leave this up for a bit but it has to come down before I submit to my agent.

The ugliness is in your heart, not your features. Although for Noem, yes, the ugliness is also now in her features.

The ugliness is in your heart, not your features. Although for Noem, yes, the ugliness is also now in her features.

I need to diversify my follows, too much do my feed is people being angry about the same thing for different reasons

Wondering how outdated my Bluesky app is.