Reckless rogue goes down, cleric falls into water trying to save rogue, the Dex barbarian saves the cleric from the water... Then immediately slips into the water. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

I need a vacation. Or staycation. Whatever. But here I am doing yet another week of overtime. What fun.

D&D buddy for tonight #dndcat #dungeonsanddragons

My shadow sorcerer now has an Aasimar and a tiefling looking after him. An angel and a demon on his shoulders, if you would.

A warm brownie with an ice cream sandwich on top is a lovely way to end the night (Featuring Steele, concerned about the candle)

Today's my 44th birthday. I got carded for my margarita 😆 I haven't been carded for an alcoholic beverage in a while

#hope #letsgo #more

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

@mousemedium.bsky.social I have end-goal suggestions for the General Strike campaign in this thread. End-goal should partner with @luckyfoxphoto.bsky.social lawsuit in demanding courts hear Quo Warranto case under A14, S3 to decide legitimacy of authority as resolve to restore our Constitution

Hey, we need to stop with the joke about that loser muskrat being the president. We cannot normalize this. That man is performing a coup and is destroying our democracy, along with that orange liar and cheater POS.

OC by @kitsunecharms.bsky.social Cadence, the Lost Princess of Ty Vandor. The true heir to the throne looking to reclaim her father's kingdom from her cruel mother

I put on extra *Personality* for work tonight and I am exhausted

Got this for @vyranoth.bsky.social for his birthday and ended up cackling as he made a little video with it 😆🥰

Cost of saving the lives of 12 million children suffering from malaria: $20 million. #TeamUSAID #saveforeignaid

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

ADHD win of the day: Ate the veggies in the fridge drawer before they could go bad 🎉

The absolute glee of having my shadow sorcerer absolutely annihilate a few orcs with Chaos Bolt

👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿

My autistic ick isn't microfiber cloth. It's silicone lube 🤢

I wanted to say thank you to everyone that posts all those wonderful pics of mushrooms. You brighten my feed every day #fungifriends

Keep forgetting that I threatened to post OC videos here soooo Here's my half-elf shadow sorcerer, Jace, I'm playing in D&D, run by a partner, all players some flavor of nonbinary

I didn't have tiktok university on my 2025 bingo card but it's been an amazing bright spot in all the shit going on

It's not moving quickly bc it's a distraction- it's moving quickly bc there's a LIST and all docs are already drafted - just awaiting signature. We tried to tell em 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tired: Reposting Elon Musk being terrible and traumatizing people. Wired: Throat-punching Elon Musk and making the world a better place.

My 24yr old coworker has been sending me tiktok videos to gauge my humor. So far all the videos are just weird and not remotely funny. She's confused 😆 (for the record, I'm almost 44)

Saw this on FB and have to agree 💯. THIS is the best color green ever. My favorite color in the world. I wish one day I could have a room just for me that is based solely around this color.

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Tiktok coming back up is giving big "came back different" vibes

I didn't get to post this before the shutdown so I'll put it here #vampirethemasquerade #BrujahKittrick

A Twitter twuck was on display at the mall. Saw a girl pose for a selfie next to it, flipping the bird 🤣

Guess what? Now everyone gets to see all the video drafts I had for tiktok on here. Maybe I'll even dig up some of the old ones I have. All original characters for tabletop RPGs, like Vampire the Masquerade and D&D. It'll be good fun.

She still hasn’t recovered from someone giving her a handshake a few weeks back

Stupid pervy men. Act like I can't tell when you're "taking care of business" when you call my store. Find a fucking hobby that doesn't include harassing me or my coworkers.

After a week of dealing with dumb work crap, it's really nice to be able to decompress with friends by pretending to be vampires

Interesting dream last night. Woke up kinda excited and sorta anxious. Feel like something is happening very soon. Sadly forgot my popcorn at home

Treaty Of Tripoli Amendment 11: “As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion…” 📜

If only the other half of America could understand this.

the secret other love language: sending your friends pics that remind you of their ocs

WE ARE STILL IN THIS. Wipe your tears. This is the difficult business of hope and defying expectation. We do not give up. We run through the tape. Y’all aren’t allowed to throw in the towel until I do. 😉 Big breath. Locked in. Let’s do this.

Jokingly planning a drone watching date with one of my partners just cuz we wanna see a big drone 😆

A couple pics of the mushrooms that typically grow in my front yard, around May this year #fungifriends #mushrooms

I've decided I want fancy chocolate. Luckily the chocolate shop is not far from roomie's work, where I'm picking them up.

I currently have two bottles of water on my nightstand. One I'm currently drinking out of. The other is strictly for drinking out of before I go to sleep. I'd ask why I'm like this but I think I know 😅

Why can I never find a calendar I actually wa-

I don't work regular retail. Nope. I had to go for the special kind of retail. Needless to say, adult novelty stores bring in some interesting customers. The amount of tmi I have been told is unreal. On the upside, I can tell customers to F off and kick them out 🥰

I'm the spare human but I love the little punk