Feel like there should have been more notice about this Monday thing. Morning beauts 😘

Mostly relaxing weekend with some productivity thrown in. Good times. I think I deserve nakey cuddles and cake.

I can't work out if I'm cursed or blessed to not be one of the people so wildly naive to think MTG is one of the good guys now... I'm gonna go with blessed. For your sake y'all need to be more cynical than you are... Cynical doesn't have to mean bitter... ...but yes, I'm also bitter.

I'm as flabbergasted as Dean on this one. Unfuckingreal. First off, it's illegal but more than that, some children never get over such abuse. Some adults never get over it even with therapy. WTF is going on in this country? #USDemocracy

Dear Mahmood/Labour, Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X. Yours The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK

This shouldn't need spelling out, but no, although she may have changed her tune on a few things, Marjorie Taylor Greene is NOT an ally. She's the same psychotic opportunistic bigot she always was. All this is for her own gain.

Today's plans were derailed by accidentally falling asleep. Oh well. Who am I to argue with my body?

Having to do coursework but coming across #fcf posts.

I'm fine. It's just indigestion.

This owl pronounces 'no' with a hint of an 'm' at the beginning because he's fancy and sardonic and doesn't want your basic shit at the dinner party.

Argh. Indigestion. I need some:

Anyhoo. Morning beauts 😘 It's that pivotal stage of the waking up process that determines whether I wake up as snow white or the wicked witch... What's in the news feed? 😂 Hope yous are all good 🤗

I suppose it's not such a leap that the obsession among the more privileged in the gay community with having the perfect body to compete in the market place of desirability that they would be in favour of resurrecting eugenics. 😡

Atmospheric night here in Liverpool with storm Claudia bearing down on us. 🌧️

What I mean by 'edging'. 🍕

Ok, fine. So I went for another pizza.... But a fancy pizza this time because I'm not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut

Hmm. I'm in a murderous bitch kind of mood... Should probably get something to eat. 😂

Let's try this for 2026: The group of straight lads accidentally walking into a gay bar and not being an absolute bunch of homophobic twats challenge.

This is the face of a very tired boy who's trying to decide what takeaway will go best with an audiobook about queers from the 18th century.

Think I finally know what to put on my tinder profile 😂

I had to go to the office. It's raining. I wasn't pleased.

The remarkable story we discussed this morning. (No paywall but do consider subscribing.) www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...

I honestly didn’t think I would have time to put anything out, but then the cat woke me at 5, I got annoyed by a gleeful Telegraph at 6:10 and suddenly the hours up to 08:30 and my lunchbreak became very, very productive.

Oh fucking magic. Government going hard on 'autism is great for making weapons to kill people with 🤪'

You know at certain periods in history different locations have given birth to transformative cultural shifts, whether it be arts, philosophy, science; y'know like Paris, Harlem, Bloomsbury, whatever... Well, where's the current one? I wanna go there.

Ugh. My stomach has been bubbling, gurgling and twisting all day. 🤢 Not sure this Tory Fanta will help, but it's tasty at least.

With the BBC discourse still raging, here's my take. www.bylinesupplement.com/p/the-direct...

Age yourself with gaming

Broadcaster and writer Afua Hirsch explaining how Tim Davie the now former BBC Director-General looked her in the eye and said Black staff supporting anti-racism “breached impartiality” www.instagram.com/reel/DQ4fxa6...

Imagine being trapped and left to die. That’s what bird netting does every day. It’s time to End Bird Netting, no one deserves this. Like, share, and send any evidence to [email protected]

My vibe today is Sisyphus looking at the rock and going 'nah.'

💥

Ugh. The temptation to just keep hitting 'snooze' until Saturday. Morning beauts 😘

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

Sleeeeeeeepy. Goodnight lovely creatures 😴😘

So I loathe the current leadership... But a Wes Streeting leadership?! Fuck right off.

Me every Tuesday: God, why do I keep listening to Uncanny? 🤬 Me every Wednesday: When's the next episode of Uncanny? 🥺

Facebook: Hey remember that day your cat died. 🤪 (This is Mickey, my pre-Tealeaf kitty. He was a poorly kitty, so wasn't with us long, but he was a sweetheart 🥰).

Between getting back from work and going to class I made the mistake of sitting down. Someone either needs to come carry me or undress me.

The weather did homophobic stuff to my hair. Morning beauts 😘

Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down

Feeling deeply emotionally connected to my electric blanket. He just totally gets me, y'know 🥹

Joyce Carol Oates may be the best poster of our time.

Some good news for a change www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...

Seriously guys, you can stop trying now. It's all over... I've reached peak sexiness with these socks.

Monday?! Just push me down a flight of stairs whydoncha?! 🙄 Morning beauts 😘

Hot chocolate... Because no gay stuff is occurring. 🙄 Oh well. Night beauts 😘

When you get a call from a family member who almost never calls you and your immediate reaction is "oh fuck, who died?!" (It's ok, everyone's fine).

Bah. I'm so conflicted. Whilst yes, I believe the BBCs coverage of many topics has been atrocious, it looks to me like this has been engineered by the right for not being right wing enough. www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...

I haven't made much progress today... Brain just was not having it. Can't win 'em all, eh? Instead, I'm gonna curl up with a book. Gonna get out of the 21st Century for a bit. www.penguin.co.uk/books/460692...