I’ve used this gif all week and it’s accurate af! I feel like I need new batteries or something

A lot of racists in UK media & politics are currently limbering up to hold Donald Trump to an infinitely lower moral standard than they did Gary Lineker. Starting with Farage, inevitably…

Let’s just gather up all these cretins and put them on a raft in the North Sea 🙃

Good morning! Happy Saturday! I threw a temper tantrum all by myself last night because I didn’t recognise I was fucking exhausted 💁‍♂️ and 3 pints hit me like a truck but at least I slept! 😂😂

I did a thing! I need a lie down now please

Peter Mandelson's so dodgy he's been approached to work for FIFA

Good morning! Happy #FCF 🙌 Sunrise is now 30 min earlier and sunset is over an hour later since the solstice! Yayyy

Decided to have a very long hot bath and it’s the best decision I’ve made so far today

Good morning! Happy humpday 🍑 after my leg day yesterday my humps are feeling a little sore 🥲 Is anyone any good at massages?

Using ChatGPT to create a strength workout plan for me… these machines are going to kill us 💀

Sunday nights mean one thing… baths! And now that is February, wine too 🍷

Does this make me a “metrosexual”? Or… am I just a faguette? 😂😂

Good morning you sexy nerds. Happy Sunday! (Don’t panic. It’s decaf!)

THIS!!!

Nooooooo 😭😭😭😭

Reform seem to have been charging people £125 to put themselves up as potential Gorton and Denton parliamentary Candidates: Applications closed Sunday. When did they select Goodwin?

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Apparently #sleephygiene is a real thing… I really need to be good tonight and stay off my phone before bed 🫩

Good morning! My earphones decided to die last night so I’m commuting to work and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed 😵‍💫 thoughts and prayers please!

I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us. To whoever becomes Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support in this fight and I will be there whenever you need me. 1/2

Sunday night workout so I can enjoy the upcoming bath even more 🙌

Good morning! Happy Sunday! I hope you all had wonderful dreams last night 😋

My gay powers were fully restored yesterday (no you can’t see, I don’t like my own face 🙈) and today I get to treat myself to some new clothes. It’s been desperately needed!

I’m not sure how long this will last but I really enjoy the feeling! Tomorrow is a ‘strength’ day 🏋️‍♀️

I’m regretting this decision 😭

Having my Sunday bath on a Saturday to give myself some excitement

Good morning! Happy Saturday! Have the best day! Except if you have Sky and can watch #HeatedRivalry because I’m very jealous of you 😒

Just in case you see this headline and agree with it. Undiagnosed and untreated ADHD costs billions. There’s no money being saved here #ADHD #NHS

I might need to hand in my gay card because when I saw this my first thought was “that shower head needs descaling!” 😂😂

What are they feeding these people?! They’ve lost their minds 🙈😂 #TheTraitors

Mayonnaise is gross

Sundays are for one thing only. A long and very hot bath filled with magnesium salts! (I can’t use bubble bath 😢 )

Waking up on a Sunday morning and feeling really peaceful and calm… and I’ve only had 6 hours of sleep. Namaste 🙏

This better pay off because I’m struggling to walk

That’s better 🫩

Fiona is fucking unhinged #TheTraitors

My first full week in over a month and for the first time in ages I actually mean this… HAPPY FRIDAY!!

Today will be one of those days… 🫩

Catch me if you can 💁‍♂️

This week has been enough of a shambles already without even more wintery weather. #StormGoretti can fuck

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Good morning! I’ve woken up feeling refreshed 🙌 …even though I dreamt of my ex’s brother 😳

Nothing quite like going for a 6 mile walk in the freezing cold! I think I’ve just started to thaw out 🥶

Looking for a “new year, new me” diet change? Eat more fibre. You think you’ve had enough? Eat more! Not convinced? Then read (or listen to) this!

Well that’s fun! 😏

Watching #TheTraitors and they’re all obsessed with their jobs 🤦‍♂️ it’s so irrelevant

To all you #DryJanuary divas. Have a look at this company! Their drinks are delicious! (I don’t work for them just FYI) www.everleafdrinks.com

That’s already a good start to my year!

Treated myself because no one else will 💅

This!