why is paildramon so fucking big

God GBA compressed songs with lyrics is so cool

Wonder if people would stop saying "too much anime takes place in japan" if america had a remotely healthy animation industry

This might be a bit wild to say, but unironically this is why I hate when people go "oh well stop doing romhacks because shutdowns" because the romhacking scene and mods are the closest we have left comparable to shareware. Some indie devs literally start with romhacks and custom maps ffs

ps2 bloom is flirting ps3 onwards bloom is harassment

People will tell you Banjo is terrible and then try to gas up Spyro 2,a game where not a single objective is fun

going through a nostalgia tour of old creepypasta stuff, and wow there is not a single good lost episode creepypasta is there

biting my lip at advertising working on me for once (The vanguard frieren crossover makes me want to watch frieren because its the most fun deck I've seen in ages)

Have this pretentious bit of rambling pretending to be a review that I wrote. I could go on all day about this game.

why have 2 separate hasbro-owned franchises gone with the plotline of "nostalgia villain who was previously reformed gets his mind/soul regressed to be evil again"

every trans girl talks about wanting to be a hucow but none of them ever talk about wanting to be a hucard

making a dubstep song but the dub is more dubious than it is anything steppy

crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"

you hate HD-2D because it's ugly. I hate HD-2D because it's a thinly veiled excuse to sell every retro RPG under the 60 for 70 dollars. We are ideologically aligned but not entirely the same

seeing someone on the other site trying to giftwrap kirby air rides into being a rightwing thing because a chud youtuber talked positively about it instead of prime 4. so completely spineless lmao

the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox

the talking about accessibility options in video games is funny do you remember when the spyro remake trilogy came out and Activision was bawling its eyes out at people asking for the cutscenes to be subtitled because its too much work

Backloggd added the option to swap out boxarts for certain games and holy shit the ocarina of time and majora's mask JP boxarts are so much better. The west came pre-packaged fallen

This is like the easiest guy to make fun of in the world its great. He did a "playing until I shit myself from sugar free gummy bears" stream. HE BOUGHT INTO A CARD IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ERRATA ASSUMING THE ERRATA DIDN'T EXIST

Bitches love my jack and jil fah bah #2

I genuinely think kids in the mid-to-late aughts growing up on emulators (read: piracy) may genuinely have been far, far healthier for the future of the industry than all the kids growing up on stuff like Roblox being the norm.

one of my favorite creepypasta tropes is "you beat the haunted game and are now locked out of the game forever. you got the Super Special Just For You conclusive ending. no more

it makes me feel Powerful calling pokemon movies by their japanese title. There's an inherent aura to Revelation: Lugia or Lord of the Unknown Tower, Entei compared to Pokemon 2000 or Pokemon 3

cooking up insane takes today like "Planktopolis in the spongebob movie game is one of the best final levels in any 3d platformer"

it's so bizarre that reddit is considered too nazi for leftists but also too lib for chuds. it's kind of beautiful in its own way.

Psychonauts 1 tutorializes you about how you can use the levitate power to go over hazardous terrain, like toxic goo or fire or electrified floors. The only time in the game this can possibly come up is one of the last boss fights in the game, where its not needed and players have probably forgot

In the tutorial for Kingdom Hearts, in the middle of telling you critical things like how to move, jump, attack, and interact, the game tells you that breaking crates can sometimes give you items. This happens literally 0 times after the tutorial. Not even one additional time.

• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.” • “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.” • “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.” • “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”

There are some things in this world that attract nothing but the most vile scum in the world. One of these is emulator front-end development

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honestly learning a new "play language" is one of my favorite things in gaming and I'll never fully gel with people who complain that a game doesn't work the same way that unrelated games in the sane genre do

it's normatively bad in many ways and also clearly useful for millions of people. it can run on a laptop, thinking that it's going away is cope. gotta engage with the world at it is.

the worst part of watching smth dubbed is not learning how to spell a name. I went almost all of code geass thinking Diethard was spelled Detard and thought it was the most unfortunate name you could give a man

Trying to have fun on the other website.

still blows my mind that you used to be able to rip music from a cd and just put it on your console. they'd kill you if you tried that now

its so funny that people try to push ygo vrains as deep and woke when one of the defining moments is "I'm gonna own this internet nazi in a debate with the powers of eugenics"

Sometimes you just need to spend time grinding 2 monsters together and seeing a giant monstrous sprite as the end result (this is probably ass statswise but fuck it i wanna roll with it)

the garfield eats guy won btw. now everyone is losing their minds about Entergagement, just under a different name

pepsi for TV game son or coca cola for handheld game daughter

if mr beast and zuckerberg did a fusion dance the result would be so alien that making eye contact with him would transmit the coordinates to the promised land into your brain

youtube recommendations that spikes the adrenaline system

Think my biggest disconnect with people who still shill/watch 4kids/saban dubs is like. Do you not feel lied to?? There's just this inherent loss of trust I felt as early as when I was a teenager finding out about the original, and discovering how much I had been missing

what if you were defined by your teeth

re prime 4 discourse, todasy is as good a time as any to say: video games talk AT you way too much in the 2020s! i'm not talking abt too much narrative (not a real issue). i'm talking abt a constant, patronizing use of narration to /predigest/ everything from challenge to mood to emotional impact!

I'm seeing variants of "ah but today's gamers just don't have attention spans so we sort of have to-" rolled out earnestly so No. You can let those players fail. The AAA conception of handholding is silly. There's huge genres that don't do it. You just have a bad manager making you do dumb things.

This man comes from an obscure 90s show meant to be a Power Rangers clone that pretty much never fully aired, has a cult fanbase by bootleg VHS tapes to Russia, and has Robert Z'dar as his lackey, and his actor is so god-damn amazing yet has fallen into obscurity

America throwing away its' position as global leader because a bunch of senile geriatrics somehow thought we were getting screwed by, uh, controlling the entire world, is truly something

imagining what it'd be like if every breadtuber hadn't decided every single video they make has to be a feature-length movie so they just vanish for years

this may be the most demented alt text i've ever written