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made my son a gmail account and how he keeps saying things like “did you get that privacy policy update?” like it’s a bonding moment

I’m changing my son’s name to Jalen Brunson.

it’s the world cup AND the knicks are close so it’s my yearly weekend of being a sports fan

I wrote about Graveyard Keeper and how frustrating it is that I can't stop playing it open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

There was a moment in the mario galaxy movie where I swear they weaved in the melody from the Corneria theme and I was not expecting it to hit me so hard

put romance mechanics in pokopia you cowards

I finally reviewed Pokopia. open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

Hell yeah, ATTRACT MODE 12 is live now, covering 1388 game releases this week! open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

lmao damn I was on fire when I wrote this www.avclub.com/animal-cross...

why would Xbox make an announcement minutes before ATTRACT MODE 10 drops, covering 1219 titles released this week?! open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

Morning, Good

me in 2010: “Wow, Toy Story 3 was a perfect way to end the franchise.” me in 2019: “Wow, Toy Story 4 was a perfect way to end the franchise.” me in 2026: “Wow, Toy Story 5 was a perfect way to end the franchise.”

THE GUINNESS COLLECTION IS HERE!! 130+ Megaman Tracks. random.bandcamp.com/album/mega-r...

Spacefarer Games, a 1 person "indie game studio" steals Cyeides' Zera: Myths Awaken game, renamed it, recolored the textures and has it listed up on the Nintendo eShop. Spread the word that Spacefarer is a game thief! Support Cyreides, the original creator! cyreides.itch.io/zerama #videogames #psa

1260 releases hit video game marketplaces this week. Attract Mode #9 covers all of them and is out now! attractmode.news

bolted upright from a Sopranos dream with the phrase “clamato in the dark” in my head

ATTRACT MODE 7 is out now, because I have an ice dam on my roof and was busy today! Every game released this week, straight to your inbox. attractmode.news

ATTRACT MODE 6 is live, covering a whopping 767 game releases. Weekly roundup of every game released across all storefronts, free in your inbox. attractmode.news

ATTRACT MODE #5 is out, and it looks like we're out of the holiday downtime. Attract Mode is a free weekly newsletter that rounds up every single game release across all storefronts. open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

Attract Mode 4 is out, featuring our GOTY list for 2025 and a complete list of the hundreds of titles released this week across all platforms! open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

Attract Mode 3 just dropped, now covering new store fronts! open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

retail is weird because there’s been a switch 2 sitting on this target return counter with a full HAM just sitting on it for at least 20 minutes

Want to know every game that released this week? ATTRACT MODE was just published: open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

an episode of drag race that’s smash bros themed and they yell EVERYONE’S QUEER

Attract Mode officially launches this week but we've got our first review live now: ONCE UPON A KATAMARI! open.substack.com/pub/attractm...

So if you're going to be doomscrolling today, at least make it a journey through decades of community creativity that helped shaped gaming as we know it. Maybe something you made is in here? doomscroll.cx

Doom studio id Software unionizes to secure AI protections, benefits: "We see the direction the industry is headed" aftermath.site/id-software-un...

He looks like a garbage pail kid

Some news: I'm launching a newsletter next week! ATTRACT MODE: A weekly roundup of the latest game releases, best news, and probably some reviews from me. Sign up for issue 1 and read issue 0 nowwwww attractmode.news attractmodenews.substack.com/p/attract-mo...

After being forced to "upgrade" to Win 11, I find @microsoft.com Dragon Naturally Speaking won't work unless I upgrade to 16 for $700. Without Dragon, it took me 15 min. to type this. So, I have no choice. God bless disability tax. Beware, fellow disabled peeps.

I don’t think this man’s name is really Tyson

if you enjoy the art direction of modern zelda games, you can thank Satoru Takizawa, this incredibly, incredibly hot man

Mai: Child of Ages opens with your grandpa making you cheese for breakfast and that is a really strong start to a game let me tell you

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Did you like Expedition 33? Did you like Kpop Demon Hunters? Great news, you're gonna love People of Note! It's an RPG that's also a pop musical! A bunch of my friends have been working on this for ages and it absolutely rules. Go wishlist it RIGHT NOW!! store.steampowered.com/app/1626170/...

I’ve played STORY OF SEASONS: Grand Bazaar for almost 30 hours and I just entered Autumn. I cannot explain the chokehold this game has on me.

i wish we could delete the internet

switching seats with chris colfer at wrestlemania to get a better view call that a kurt angle

no price two months out has GOT to mean it’s so expensive

do DK’s eyes look like that because of his time in the mines

DK 64 fans eating well

so cool that kids of the late 90s/early 00s are making games at nintendo now

Sakurai is finally free to do something other than smash so of COURSE it’s an air ride sequel

jesus fucking christ nintendo

dolphin runs on nearly everything please don’t lap up these scraps

the nintendo gamecube is the greatest console of all time and unfortunately this is not the historical win it should be