The Chani app is so ugly after its update that I have instantly started forgetting to look at my horoscope 😭

Wow, the Chani app update is...........different.................

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

Camping at a flow festival in northern AZ this weekend 🥺 Getting my yurt style tent out for the first time in agesssss and I'll have a bunch of friends there. It's going to be great, even if I am supposed to start my period any day.

70% of the players in this league are BLACK. But 99% of the principal owners are white.

It’s not a double standard this *is* their standard. Speech for them not for us. Violence for us not for them. The sooner we understand this the better.

Waking up with a clean face the morning after a gig >>>>> Actually washing your face before bedtime after a gig <<<<<

UPDATE Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years, 3 months for attempting a military coup, with plans to assassinate President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, VP Geraldo Alckmin and Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes, to stay in power after his 2022 election loss www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

no

I feel like there is just SO MUCH POTENTIAL with camming, but unfortunately as soon as I try to learn about tech or taxes my brain goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and shuts down.

When Stevie Nicks said “I keep my visions to myself”

You thought getting the words to a song stuck in your head was bad....have you ever had an EDM song stuck in your head?? Walking around making clanker noises and I can't even figure out what song it is.

when I said eclipse season started with that last new moon, I was right

NO STOP 😅

Uranus is transiting my 5H and I'm going off the deep end into bass music, okay 😈 I keep thinking "WTF is my Spotify wrapped gonna look like this year"

Made the mistake of looking at Lil Nas X's IG following his arrest....instantly triggered. My ex made weird piles of shit all over the house like that when she had manic/delusional episodes. Turns out it looks the exact same when a celebrity does it.

If "Taylor finding love" gives you "hope"................................🤨🤔😒

This is useful.

How do you figure out what you want? Asking for a friend.

Y'all my ass is gonna be O U T when I wear these new bottoms 😅

"You'll need to scoop the litter boxes daily, which I haven't done for the last week in anticipation for your visits. I have four plastic shopping bags that I used to bring knives and cheese graters home. If you spill any litter on the floor, just use your hands to clean it up. Thanks!"

Crawling out of my fucking skinnnnnnn because my neighbor's new favorite past time is listening to bass-heavy music on his presumably giant stereo system.

Shout out to spending time with friends for curing my blues today 🫶🏼 Dusty customers are not my problem and I still made bank off of him.

The shame that others feel during positive interactions with me is not my burden to bear.

I don't really offer astrology readings anymore for....so many reasons. But an old client hit me up for another birthday reading 🥹 I love that

Me last night, repeatedly: I need everyone here to know that I'm left-handed and that's why I look like this. (I was wearing slit weave shorts, giant platform crocs, and I made Dewayne give me his giant grey undershirt because my shirt was made of oppressively unbreathable material)

Titular sounds like it could have been cool 80s slang for a woman with big boobs

I have a 90 minute massage later today, paid for by my sub 😈 I love that for me.

Ahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahh

YESSSSSSSSS I just snagged a spot performing in a super hot kinky show at the local sex dungeon 😈

Summer 2024: Sugar Daddy Summer 2025: Chastity Sub 😈

Damn I love being a [redacted]

And conj my natal Mercury, too 🤭

A lot of people deserve to be punched in the neck right now.

I don’t even know how to process this: “A vast majority of Israeli Jews – 79 percent – say they are ‘not so troubled’ or ‘not troubled at all’ by the reports of famine and suffering among the Palestinian population in Gaza…” www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Just one example of Patriot Front and their ride, a Penske truck, in Springfield, Missouri, this June: sbj.net/stories/pens...

Festie fashion makers make above a large in women's sizes challenge Festie fashion makers share an actual size chart challenge Festie fashion makers give accurate p2p measurements with info on stretch challenge Like I wanna buy some cute indie tie dyed or sewn stuff but y'all.......

Glimmer: at PetCo and they were playing That Thing You Do! on the radio 🥹

No I love spending $650 on one of my dogs two weeks after spending $1300 on my car. It's very fun.

Sometimes I feel bad for not being closer with my family. I *want* to be someone who's close with their family. Then I examine my options and remember that I'm better off without them.

Per Bloomberg's Jason Leopold: "The bureau’s FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents ‘would not be appropriate or warranted.’"

I need to hear a nasty bass flip of BTO's Takin' Care of Business asap

Oh, everyone at work thinks I'm super hot on the day Venus enters my 6H? This tracks 😌 The all-caps "FINE" is really doing it for me

You can solve this confusion by..... providing measurements.

I just saw someone post in their stories asking if anyone had any FAQs for their upcoming project release. The nuance of language is lost on people.

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome

great work Donny, flawless redirection

even fuckin TRUMP is like "uh yeah this isn't good"