Production made this the most comp heavy season they’ve ever had and it still ended up being won by a floater #bb27

why are all these houseguests trying soooo hard to have their viral moment #bb27

Deeply disturbing rhetoric is spreading from influential MAGA figures (including the President of the United States and the owner of that other website). They have no idea who the shooter is, and many of these same people mocked Democrats when they were victims of political violence in the past. 1/

Brilliant. Trump’s words in a 1941 tweet

No way am I letting uber match me with a Waymo I’ve seen too many tik toks

Yall I feel so bad I thought my chase rep was an AI but it turned out she was a real person 😭 I blame hopdoddy for using an AI agent on us yesterday

So he was a gay fish

I hate to be that guy, but this is the five-alarm fire, and every elected Democrat and frankly, every Washington reporter should be ringing the bell. If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. Nobody with a voice should give this administration a moment’s peace about it.

The internet becomes more tolerable once you realize that 99% of the people who are being assholes to you online have never actually engaged with your work and have no plans to.

Incredible

Me after trying to defend Bernie sanders who is apparently not left enough

Katy Perry must have done everything possible in the world because why is she in space??

My teeth are famous 🥹

Coolest Subaru I have ever seen

SHAQ NO!

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

Chicago is just American London

H TOWN BABY LETS GOOO

This is a sad day for Houston. The Austin St Bikeway is a foundational core of our cycling network. This will leave the city less safe, less accessible, and quite frankly, less fun. Its slap in the face of the public who were not consulted, or even alerted of the removal. So much for “transparency”

crazy that tmz and worldstar have yet to enter this app

I thank my lucky stars every day that we live in a world where festivals are live streamed for free

going to bauhaus 3 days in a row is diabolical 😮‍💨 maybe I go again tomorrow too

my gf about to discover @oddmob.bsky.social

My bf didn't tell me the dj he wants to see tonight doesn't go on until 1:30

AHHHHHH LETS GOOO

dude I’m so hype for all these #Doomsday announcements it’s like a nice lil dopamine boost every 10 minutes

Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.

Millions in settlement money waiting to happen and I hope he gets it

"Sir, the Truck guys are pro-Trudeau now."

Wow this was just on Fox of all places….is America great yet?

Down is the new up.

“The only thing wrong with nazis was the whole genocide thing but other than that…” wtf is wrong with this guy is nobody listening??

Just got a scam call from someone saying they’re from border patrol and have “seized a package from Mexico that was sent to me.” They hung up when I wouldn’t confirm my full address but very alarming they had it in the first place.

I’ve changed my mind. Grand Wagoneer drivers are the worst people on the road.

does the new #Starbucks ceo just not believe in promos? I haven’t got a single one this year

the touch screen at torchys just asked if I wanted to tip 22%… like tip who? tip what? i just did all the work

Hit a new 5k PR at the Houston #Rockets run today! 🚀

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so embarrassing…

1st half blowout couldn’t happen to a better team

Burn these chiefs to the ground. What a terrible call

A real look at my X feed

Starting today, Starbucks now has a new rule where they have to write something on your items

I love my city. No human is illegal. #houston #protest

Estamos contigo 💚🤍❤️ 🇲🇽