Yes I put a bottle of Diet Coke and a little double ziplock bag of ice in my purse because I didn't want to pay $8 for a Pepsi at the movies.

Working on a campaign for our Florida offices and anytime I have to type it out I 1000% sing "FLORIDA !🥁!🥁!🥁!🥁" in my head.

TOUCHDOWN

Let's do this.

You know the girl on TikTok who takes 5+ gummies and eats at restaurants? I want her to come to Houston and get the country fried steak at Hughie's Grill (Asian fusion) Drunk me is loving it and I know zooted her would appreciate it too.

I love when you meet a new friend and you get the 👀 out of the way and they immediately show that they are decent fucking human and align with you and your beliefs. You never know these days.

We have a random cold weekend in Houston this weekend and I want a hot bowl of pho bo pho 😭

I have picked up the polymer clay tiny food magnets hobby and this was my first attempt: a tiny slice of pizza. Honestly, kinda proud of myself 🥹

I hate that I'm starting my new year so sick and devoid of energy 😭

It's NYE, I'm home alone with the orange tabby, I'm recovering from adenovirus, but I've made a huge platter of charcuterie nachos, I've got an icy cold glass bottle Cole I brought back from Mexico, and I'm watching the final episode of stranger things. Who needs the bars?

Fell victim to the adenovirus and now my NYE is ruined 😭

We had a belated Christmas gift exchange with my bf's family today and his aunt got me the cutest Texans sweatshirt. We had the game on as it just started, I put on the sweatshirt and a few moments later they scored the first touchdown 🥹 AND THEN WE WON!!

Hi, my name is Laurenn and I'm a dumbass bc I thought it was a good idea to watch the last ep of the eras tour docuseries while doing my makeup for Christmas lunch.

Y'all really gotta learn how to control y'all's kids.

Coming back from our 6 day Cancun trip today, going to the office tomorrow for a half day to fill out my last time sheet of the year and fuck around with my work bestie and eat the Mexican candy I'm bringing back, then I'm out of office for another 11 days 🥹

Went to my first corporate holiday party and me and my bestie who recruited me look so cute doing the HOT TO GO dance!! (I'm in the green and he's in the black tux)

Celebrating my bf's last night in his 20's in a little dive in Cancun. I adore this man so much and he makes me a weepy ball of mushy love.

Celebrating my bf's last night in his 20's in a little dive in Cancun. I adore this man so much and he makes me a weepy ball of mushy love.

The only dig we have at this resort is their inability to play any music past 2016.

Less than two months ago a creator on TikTok was claiming how she knew of a company that found a way to include ads into their programming. Today I found out that app was Snapchat and I'm so fucking disappointed.

My bf referred to my jeweled headband as a crown 🥹

We treated ourselves to a spa day with sauna, steam room, hydrotherapy and massages, and between the hydrotherapy and massage, I was almost brought to tears because it's the most relaxed and at peace I've been in a long long long time.

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO IMPEACH AND ARREST DONALD TRUMP!

Just a friendly reminder that if your corporate company does not have a TikTok page, it's fully intentional. Therefore, it's not an invite to create one with an incorrect (!!!) logo as the profile picture and create silly content without consulting its marketing team (which you are not on!!!)

How do the grown woman at my corporate office not know public bathroom etiquette? 😭😭😭

I know there's a cocoa shortage currently but just had some peanut m&ms and they tasted so sad 😭 KitKats are terrible now too.

Day 3 of another party to attend.

Pluribus is an excellent litmus test for how many people's attention spans have been corrupted by TikTok and having instant answers provided to them by AI.

At my company holiday gala and my manager (who I'm a moot with at on IG) referred to my bf by his insta handle 💀

TRUMP IS A DUMBASS. IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU ARE A DUMBASS TOO.

ONE WEEK TIL MEXICO

Just had a 2nd almost-panic-attack. The latest reason was I thought I lost all of the footage from the event I filmed Wednesday but it has been recovered 🥹

I don't think we're talking enough about how detrimental it will be if TrumParamount purchases WB. This absolutely cannot happen.

2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.

I've tried to cutback on lattes and it's been a win/win. I've now discovered my love for americanos and, when I get my weekend latte as a treat, it definitely hits different in the best way 🤤

I've decided to read Hamnet before watching the movie. It will also be my vacay read, so lowkey worried I'll be sobbing into my Bahama Mama by the pool in Mexico 🥹

MY SWIMSUITS JUST CAME IN FOR CANCUN AND THEY LOOK AMAZING

Asking for last minute help with a "high-priority" marketing project and you need copy "ASAP" but the second I start asking follow up questions your teams bubble goes yellow and you fall off the face of the earth??

Why do M&Ms taste like that now? 🤢

I'm rarely in a pissy mood at work because I genuinely love my job and career but I am peeeeeved today.

Almond milk creamer Oat milk Small bottle of sesame oil Small bill jar of chili oil Curry powder mix 3 russet potatoes Frozen green beans 1.5 lbs chicken thighs 1 Lb salmon $46. Is that crazy or am I crazy? I know I got some condiments but I feel like that's insane.

Walked out of a busy restaurant in a strip mall to find a crowd waiting for their tables. We parked right in front of the restaurant and tell me why this lady was sitting on the hood of our car?? And still didn't move as we unlocked it (the lights flash too) and opened the door! Social unawareness 😭

I love Taylor's songs where she drops you in the middle of something at the start of a song and upon first listen you have to put together the pieces to understand the story. The language is like second-hand nostalgia. Examples: Tis the damn season Ivy Cowboy like me Maroon

The irony of getting a terrible nosebleed immediately after watching Stranger Things

I know it's not even Thanksgiving Day but I was too excited when I came across this orange tabby wallpaper!! 🥹

One. Day. More.

Definitely moving this morning like someone who has just two days of work before a 5 day break 🥱

Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, like waking up after a night of drinking and making a savory plate with alllll the pickled veggies, an extra crispy hash brown, some deli meat and watching Real Housewives.

Taylor Swift concept album: something along the lines of TLGAD and Clara Bow and it's just song after song about women in history/poo culture and the world's view of them, good or bad, abhorred or admired. Her best work is when she puts herself in someone else's shoes and I think it would be genius.