So…I’m at a show, but it’s still time for the Victory Polka… 🎵 Innnnnnnnnn Heaven there is no beer! That’s why we drink it here. Cause when we’re gone from here! Our friends will be drinking all the beer!🎶 Hell yeah, Hawks!

Was already really looking forward to this show. Now I’m REALLY looking forward to it.

Join Alliance + advocates from across MN at the Start with Home Rally on Mon, Feb 23rd as we urge lawmakers to prioritize housing. Coming? Let us know, we’d love to get a photo of the Alliance community! RSVP at Beacon: www.beaconinterfaith.org/event/start-...

Apparently our door is delicious. What a doofus.

Property management staff go the extra mile for residents! A new resident will hopefully be moving in on Monday, but they don't trust the safety of their beta fish at their current location. So he'll be spending the weekend with Alliance staff. It's nice to have a new (temporary) mascot.

Hey NBC News! Why aren’t you breaking into Olympics coverage to talk about the hundreds of people being abducted by masked men in my home town? Get this off my TV.

When it comes to the ridiculousness of the English language is there a word that walks the line between lunatic spelling and accuracy of meaning better than phlegm? No word should be spelled that stupidly and yet the thing it describes should absolutely be spelled like that.

This band is Trophy Wife and they just opened the show I’m at tonight. They also became the 1,000th different artist I’ve seen live.

Ticket acquired for Sugar at First Ave in September. This show is going to absolutely rule.

It suddenly got all dusty in here.

Last Friday our office was closed in support of the Day of Truth & Freedom general strike. Staff marched with 50,000 other Minnesotans in downtown Minneapolis. It was a day of inspiration and renewal. Then came Saturday morning. 1/

Even in an occupation self care is important. Mine is live music and Slut Intent rule. Super heavy live sound, front person dominates the stage, and they’ve got some real flair (especially the guitar player on the far side). Crowd was going apeshit the whole time. Hardcore at its best.

Minnesota is the best of us.

What a day. Fuck ICE. Who’s streets? Our streets! Now to warm up my feet.

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No one is illegal on stolen land.

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

Snowy deer.

It’s here! Gonna be a fun Advent.

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

He’s a West Ham fan, so he’s not smart about everything, but he knows Midwestern history. Give him a preorder!

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Emmer is such an embarrassment to this state. What the hell does he think his job is if not to solve problems, both big and small, for his constituents?

It’s a start! Well done, Mississippi!

Ziggy Stardust and Ziggy Stardust.

The Federal Government is on the verge of slashing HUD Continuum of Care funds. At Alliance, our housing communities Minnehaha Commons and Kyle Garden Square receive significant support through HUD CoC resulting in ongoing housing stability for 72 formerly homeless individuals at a time. 1/

Someone who writes headlines at ESPN is a classic hip hop fan.

Thanks to our community's support, we met our MPLS Homes 2025 fundraising goal! At the breakfast, resident Efrain shared via video the importance of coming home, a reminder of why deeply affordable housing matters. Thank you for being our partners in this work.

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin? TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

Obviously adding horns and piano to Turnstile just makes them rule even more (really hope they bring them on the tour, but probably not). Also, Yates doing a stage dive from the desk is perfection.

We're excited to announce the panelists for MPLS Homes 2025! Hear from AsaleSol Young of @housinginaction.bsky.social and Will Delaney of Hope Community as they share how their organizations are creating innovative solutions to Minneapolis's housing challenges. RSVP at bit.ly/mplshomes2025

My show tonight (Clipse) was originally scheduled for the Armory, but got moved to Myth. A venue I legit didn’t think existed anymore.

An absolutely essential read about an overlooked leader of the Civil Rights Movement. I’d learned a lot about Miss Ella Baker from my other reading, but always as a secondary character. This book shows just how primary she was and how much she was doing in the background. Highly recommended.

Me watching my favorite team: Two minute timeout. One yard run. Measurement. Official review of the spot. Six yard run. Timeout. Incomplete pass. 16 yard pass. Still 1:16 left it has been like 10 minutes of real time. And people say nothing happens in soccer. Also, go Hawks!

PUP and Jeff Rosenstock are best friend bands who just came together like Voltron to be Double Band. Played some of each band’s tunes and closed with this: Alanis Morrisette’s “You Outta Know.” Tremendous.

A big thank you to our MPLS Homes 2025 sponsors, especially our Title Sponsor Flannery Construction and Story Sponsor Watson-Forsberg. Our breakfast is made possible because of their support! You can RSVP for MPLS Homes 2025 at bit.ly/mplshomes2025

In the last month and a half I've seen (in order of show kick-assedness): Oasis Nine Inch Nails Green Day Pixies Garbage Weezer Blind Melon Sublime What freaking year is it?

I’ve sung Wonderwall with thousands of friends many times after Loons wins. This was the first time I got to do it with the Gallaghers.

Way, way too many ManCity shirts in this place.

I guess I’m going to Chicago on Thursday to see Oasis. That’s a surprise.

I've recently become obsessed with Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee. This episode just absolutely slayed me. If you like Taskmaster or anything similar, do yourself a favor. youtu.be/fEVcOBqbRVI?...

Spurs win at ManCity. Loons win at RSL. Soccer is pretty darn great.

So with 2 days left in the window @mnufc.com have apparently: 1) Signed an attacking midfielder from Austria; 2) Made a large offer for a U22 wing from South Africa; 3) Made an offer for another wing to OGC Nice; 4) Potentially sold Tani to Spain; and 5) Received a $9m offer for Pereyra. Wow.

DVS (DMV) appointments are one of the greatest inventions in history. In and out in under 5 minutes to renew my Real ID DL. Including eye test and photo. Got to plan ahead to get one in a timely manner, but just perfection when you do.

Trent Reznor has still got it. It’s so hard to really rock an arena show, but Nine Inch Nails made it look easy last night. And they did it with just some lights and fabric. Simple but super cool.

The AP did a first and second team of football All Americans for the last 100 years. Iowa had two players make the cut. Both the punters. Punting is winning!

Why is it that one of the few Dems who actually get it has to be this POS?

You are invited to MPLS Homes 2025! Alliance’s annual fundraising breakfast is happening on September 25th from 8:00-9:30am at the American Swedish Institute. Join us for great conversation and to learn about Alliance Housing’s work! RSVP at bit.ly/mplshomes2025