I had to stop drinking coffee for good for health reasons )= Now I drink coffee for evil.

Just arrived: Advance copies of the first revised edition of Cult of the Dead Cow.

Gritty - why hast though forsaken us

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Shout if you need infosec help - i know some amazing people in NY that would love to work for your transition campaign!

@1dark1.com PSST

The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

Steve Buscemi would have made a better Geralt

My collective noun is herd

Apparently no one listened to Kirk Lazarus.

@jimmykimmel.com “I’m f*cking Bob Iger” with Matt and Ben Yours - royalty free - xo xo

we don't not forgive, we do not forget, expect us meow

This may be the greatest name for jeans ever

Fighting fascism is not obstruction of justice.

That’s exactly what I put on my Disney+ cancellation note… First amendment rights are human rights.

Cancelled Disney+ sadpanda noises tiefighter noises

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

Does being against fascism get you targeted by fascism?

Back in my day we read books and had critical thinking at our disposal, we questioned everything, when new evidence was presented to change our thought processes we changed our minds about things once we had validated the new evidence… **OBEY**

So apparently I just walked through poison ivy

On this Sept 11, we remember. My wife served at Ground Zero as a first responder. Yesterday she rang the radiation bell, a milestone on her road to beating breast cancer. Grief + gratitude, service + strength. Proud of her. #NeverForget #FirstResponder #BreastCancer

Wednesday

“Guns, lots of guns”

MAGA is using Idiocracy AS A FUCKING MISSION PLAN

Today I walked around New York City doing a scavenger hunt, the number of young folk supporting gives me hope for the future of this country.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mjandersen.bsky.social @doorsofdivergence.bsky.social @pukingmonkey.bsky.social @hypocean.bsky.social

Because no one wants ads, ever

Looking at why Japan bombed Pearl Harbor for instance.. it’s far from pretty once you see both sides of the story.

Not in first world regions like Scandinavia

When it becomes “Mandatory” - all my conspiracies will be complete!

@quine.bsky.social FOREVER <=0=>

Transmission from the official pulpit of the Cult of the dead cow: The herd has spoken and it has declared that @biascilab.bsky.social shall be a part of the bovine cult. The future shines brightly, Bia will lead us on for years to come. May her light shine upon us all. Oomen.

Everyone needs to be on @veilid.com Don't ask - just do it

every brick is a solution to the term "i'm a nazi"

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

everyone follow @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social - he's awesome (and one of us)

Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death's construction

Not French cuffs? Oh. Oh no…

@sifu.tweety.fish random guy saw my cDc shirt - says hi!

I should be in Paris

Hello NYC Someone give me tracks for today’s adventure

Bougie girl, grab my hand.

getting postal mail to Angerfuck Doodlesnert is probably top 3 moments in history

waking up and realizing you haven't looked at the news since the Palisades fires in January and LA is still burning but for other reasons and oh god fuck you all i'm going back to bed wake me when this is all over

Hahaha I was chatting about this threat model a few weeks back… GLORIOUS

"""Travel and tell no one, live a true love story and tell no one, live happily and tell no one, people ruin beautiful things." - Kahlil Gibran" - Posted to bsky by @snowchyld.org" - me

9 olive gin martini 9 OG m 9o GM

It's me, hi I'm the muppet, it's me.

For savory glazes