DOUBLE KILL WICKED SICK VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER GODLIKE M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

Online weirdos: "Oh, you think your numbers and charts actually MEAN anything? Have you ever considered the lived experience of myself, the most important person in the universe?"

"Irony" is a silencer that chuds attach to a gun labelled "Racism." For leftists, that silencer is called "White People."

"Indigenous" That is a Soviet 2K12 SAM system.

Anyone else think he's a dead ringer for Laurence Fishburne?

My attempt at livening up the Pelican Town luau did not go well:

Not quite: "Homo" milk means homogenized milk, meaning that the fat globules have been reduced to a small enough size that so that the cream does not separate out. Whole milk is simply milk with a 3.25% fat content.

"If I can't have socialism, give me fascism!" in other words.

Watching the rollout of AI feels like what it might have felt like to watch the widespread adoption of cars in the early 20th century. Having the foresight to think: we don't have to live like this; we shouldn't live like this; in 100 years we'll be desperately trying to stop living like this.

When I moved to this site, one of the first accounts that appeared was that of Benjanun Sriduangkaew, AKA RequiresHate, a notoriously toxic and abusive individual. Fastest block I ever did.

Leftists be like: "More people should use public services like buses and libraries!" Also leftists: "Public services should be carnival sideshows of anti-social behaviour."

Also, they are screaming "I LOVE TOTAL POLITICAL IRRELEVANCY!"

As if this weren't obvious to just about everyone.

And coffee is actually *good* for you: there have been studies that show it reduces the risk of diabetes, hypertension, and colorectal cancer!

If Chomsky's choice of friends surprises or upsets you, you did not read who he said were good people.

Having to deal with capital-G Gamers jades a man's soul. These are the people who will hook their entire identity into the products they consume and throw massive tantrums when their favourite toys are criticized. That's got to leave you with zero patience for Gamer bullshit.

To "almost feel bad" for someone is perhaps the most damning indictment one can make. MAGA in a nutshell: you can almost pity their miserable lives. Almost.

We we should have paid closer attention to the bizarre phenomenon where Starbucks became a primary target of protests over Gaza, for reasons that can literally only be described as “the internet collectively hallucinated bad stuff.” I think that phenomenon explains a lot about world we live in.

Your Bluesky experience will be immensely improved simply by browsing Will Stancil’s replies and blocking everybody being a freak. This takes out like 90 percent of the shittiest people on the site and makes everything better.

My most reactionary opinion on literature is that there are far too many authors out there who cut their teeth writing fan fiction (particularly smutty fan fiction) and never really grew out of it, aside from transitioning to writing original fiction.

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now: "Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.

I have sort of vaguely reactionary cultural preferences in that I don’t really care for the more twee kind of tumblr-inflected turn that a lot of sci-fi/fantasy lit has taken of late, but this is entirely the market rationally responding to who buys books. Dudes need to be more literate.

It’s a good lesson, I guess - the fringe left will never care what you do, how much you put on the line, it will sell you out in a heartbeat for not being the exact same kind of communist as they are.

so uh what’s going on with socialist reddit

Someday, everyone needs to reckon with the utterly blasé attitude with which the internet left invokes the slaughter in Gaza as a rhetorical cudgel to beat social media enemies with. It cheapens the suffering, has no positive benefit at all, and turns a real war crime into a meme. It’s disgusting.

the moderate position: abolish ICE the liberal position: prosecute everyone currently involved in ICE the leftist position: get extremely angry online at people who are protesting ICE too loudly or openly while not performing masculinity to querent's standards

AHAHAHA WTF

"Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds!" I scream from my basement, sinking deeper and deeper into total political irrelevancy.

Gonna flat out admit that I am gorging myself on the schadenfreude of seeing so many of the misery merchant “leftists” who have spent *years* on this site posturing about how righteous they are absolutely lose their shit at Stancil doing actual praxis. So many hit dogs, howling in a chorus.

The subcategorization/tropefication of popular fiction has been very bad in general, both for authors and readers.

It's nothing remarkable, but I finally gave my Cyberpunk 2077 an outfit that doesn't look she wrapped herself in tape and threw herself screaming into Liberace's wardrobe:

I'm just going to say it. We cannot heal as a country until this fascist scumbag is put on trial and then in front of a wall.

- Use surface-to-air missiles to attack stuff on ground - Use anti-ship missiles to attack stuff on land Clearly, this is something you do when you're winning.

What do you mean AOL is down? I had no idea they were still up!

You'll never guess what this is in response to.

donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it

half the userbase of this website is addicted to the dopamine hit that comes with "all is loss" bad news. they want to spiral out and resent you when you tell them something tethered to reality.

It's actually amazing to watch so many people get so mad that a white dude is using his privilege to soak up state capacity for violence. Awwww he's not the exact same type of communist as you are? Well, I'm sure if you and your friends whine about it more online, that'll make you morally superior.

The "firebombing a Walmart and then not firebombing a Walmart" crowd is in shambles.

Every country (yes, including yours) has dipshit right wing authoritarians in it who only value liberal democracy as a means for acquiring power and allowing them to exist when defeated and treating them as a fifth column is absolutely necessary

i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”

READ ANOTHER BOOK

Call me a grumpy old man, but I don't think it's a good thing that Larian has cultivated a fanbase whose first reaction, upon being shown a character, is to ask "CAN WE FUCK THEM!!!???"

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

Oh god, is this going to be some dark and gritty "deconstruction" of the Robin Hood mythos? To hell with that.

"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"

Yeah, didn't have to think about this one much:

"Why can't everything be like the fun movie I watched about a silly dog??" God bless you buddy, you're 12.

Started playing Dragon Age: Veilguard, and naturally, I have thoughts about it. First of all, whatever else you can say about the game, the character creator is *excellent*. It's certainly far better than Baldur's Gate 3's, at any rate. The hair graphics and physics are particularly good: