Grandstand

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Now logged off from work. Log back on after May Day Bank Hol. Downstairs neighbour away for another 10 days and no neighbour's room on other side of vinyl wall.

I see it's Annual Campout for Bowie Remasters Day.

HOT TAKE: Football stickers and sports trading cards have always been a Psy-Op to attempt to wean young people onto gambling.

19 QUID FOR AN IMAX TICKET?!?!?!?!

Simple rule from now on - if you attend a fascist rally - we get to call you a fascist.

60 million visits to a "rape academy" website telling blokes how to be a bunch of pelicots & the British columnist class are clutching their pearls that Lily-Mae has pierced her nose, gone on an anti genocide demo with her mates and is voting green

This is just a normal picture of Michael Sheen and David Tennant hanging out.

This is where all the racist rhetoric should lead - a complete dressing down and serious consequences. A sign that we still stand for basic decency in this country share.google/riN4CvWWLmur...

He also fucked my sister.

The release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) is at the exact center between when the movie is set (1936) and TODAY.

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Therapy Culture? His moaning is Going Nowhere.

Objectively one of the worst people to write about this because she’s leaving out how she and other white women let a lot of these assholes slide because their first targets were Black women She called Milo charming dinner convo She can go to hell

A few days late but Holy Shit the latest final Task of TASKMASTER is a masterpiece.

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

CREEPER @ Brighton Chalk, 12/04/2026 They DO make Rock Stars like they used to. This band should be huge, but people don't like fun, so their loss.

Some skater clothes company needs to bring back an updated tee design, but instead say I LIKE THE POPE - THE POPE IS DOPE.

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Me when Prong refuse to play Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck live.

The worst people in the world are angry this evening. Which is nice.

We've all forgiven JPM now, I would hope? UTP.

W/alt

I just don't understand how we've managed to get ourselves into a place where having a home - something I would have as a child seen as a baseline - is felt as an enormous position of privilege, something you spend half your life working for and still can only achieve with help or luck.

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

Sunday Morning.

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

Mate's toddler had a proper look at my NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF badge yesterday. Avoided the "Can you say...? approach, but got to start them young, otherwise.

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air: 1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span, 2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black, 3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic. 4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

This is our moment!! 🙏🏽💚🌎

Pitchfork’s best albums bracket final is out. lol

#LetterboxdFriday #Lastfourwatched

GET THE FUCK IN!

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

U T P

Robbie Savage pondering if Palace are ahead cos of the wind. Get to fuck, Shirley Temple.

Yeah - ball had gone, but that challenge was a possible leg-breaker so has to be given.

... ... ... Boom.

Church.

In similar news - now I have all my CDs accessible again, I've dug out the 24-cd wallet for my car. Random choices on regular rotation in the glovebox. Whack a couple in on a long journey and no faffing with Bluetooth or lost signals. Old skool.

Me headbanging to Thrash Metal: HaHa fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me with neck pain the following morning: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

This is equally true of doing vox pops & assuming this is the public mood. No, you captured the mood of people who aren't at work in the middle of a weekday in a shopping centre and are willing to answer facile questions on camera. That's a very niche subsection.

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

And this is how MAGA will sane -wash the Trump era - totally brilliant and perfect until he start of 2026, when Trump “suddenly” got dementia and became a completely different person. Their obsequious loyalty was totally justified and nothing will be learned.

Well - that's one way to listen to Billy Joel... #daredevilbornagain