“You boy, what day is it?” “Fucked if I know, sir”

I'm sorry - England did WHAT?!

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

What a fucking shot.

A good tip on making sure your Roasties are the best they can be is to follow The Offspring principle: You gotta keep ‘em separated.

I would like to believe in rehabilitation. And I imagine a lot of these guys didn’t start out as evil people. But once you’ve been part of something like this, I think you are probably past saving and should be carved out of society on a permanent basis

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

This, my friend… is a fucking pint.

Also - never mind Christmas - Happy 50th Anniversary IRON MAIDEN!

Christmas desserts are finished!

@theoldbeandog.bsky.social stumbled past Bono on his little sing-song and sadly didn't RKO him.

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New comic. Merry Christmas! 💚🌟❤️

Well - that Joanna Lumley painting isn't going to fuck up my sleep tonight, definitely not.

I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Well - it worked for The Flying Pickets I guess. #totp

I'm with Bill Bailey on this one. Don't Pay the Ferryman was alright, mind. #totp

I still stand by this. Perfection. #totp

Take My Breath Away is one of the greats. Not just in Pop, but music full stop. Moroder was never more on form than that moment. #totp

Anyone else still scream LIVING DOLL at the wrong moment when they hear the song? #totp

Clearly -"Doctor Strange and the Medics" was the copyright-baiting intention based on that get-up. #totp

My favourite year for music so I'm obliged to enjoy again. Doubt that Thrash Metal's first peak will be represented, tho. Maybe a bit of Europe. #totp #1986

In The Will of Doom, out from Marvel today, Keir Starmer is replaced by a Doombot - a soulless being that is only capable of carrying out what it believes to be the wishes of a twisted, hate-filled nationalist.

Santa Claus doesn't actually have elves. They are all actually children that have accidently seen Santa in person over the centuries and he has whisked them away to work for him in frozen-age perpetuity and slavery in punishment for not staying in bed that one night.

Although this is the first year they'll actively be trying to shoot him down.

Annual reminder that our true Lord and Saviour was born on Christmas Eve, 80 years ago.

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.

Pffft. Didn't want to win a different cup anyway.

Was enjoying Fear Factory's Archetype album earlier. Quite surprised the band didn't actually title it "Dino Cazares is a big, fat, smelly poo-poo head".

The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

NOW It's Christmas.

Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?

As The Chief has formally released for the @intheabyssmetal.bsky.social IG page - here is my Top 20 Albums of the Year! I've got my pens out for some new caricatures as well so consider yourself blessed.

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

If JSO protesters start using tractors and wearing tweed flat caps, maybe the govt will start implementing more climate-friendly regulations?

If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it

I've already seen the first of the many inevitable instances of the same Chris Rea joke in reaction to that news.

Art.

Just realised that I have never done the full 12hr marathon stint of all Lord of the Rings special editions. Does this make me less of a man?

Harsh, but to the point ... "Epstein files: New Photos Published" Cartoon: Klaus Stuttmann (Germany)

A tip for all the youngsters out there: I'm a middle-aged man, I'm about as CisHet and Masculine-presenting as it gets. I'm telling you that it's not just okay to enjoy the softer things in life, it's liberating. Dance, have the bath, cry, watch the RomCom, drink the fancy drink. You'll feel better.

Is this your King? etc...

Merry Christmas to the two high vis clad lads sitting in their work van, blasting Wonderful Christmas time & passing a whole huge panettone back & forth, taking bites out of it as if it was a big burger

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower