Safe Flight ft. Estinien, Tataru, and Krile | FFXIV

the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing, xenosys is banned for 14 days 12 days before ulti. there is much pain in the world but not on my feed right now.

evercold solved #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

NO FUCKING WAY

In light of recent events #FFXIV #FF14

Gaius van baelsar voice:

You know my first impression of Zoraal Ja when going through Dawntrail was "fuck Zoraal Ja". But after killing him for the last two hours with no wings I now think "fuck Zoraal Ja".

they're making beautiful people with interesting hobbies work 40 hours a week

Bro you're so chill that I don't even care that you're associated with red spider lilies in promotional material. Bring it in 🫂

Forever stand by this post I made once back on twt

Known Issues: Hildibrand fucking kills you

LMAO

ragebaiting yoship competition: next fanfest someone should ask "will Zenos Galvus come as a Blitzzball player with Enhanced Hair physics to introduce Butt Sliders"

Oh my GOD

Thancred: I have tank privilege. Urianger: Tis simple mechanics. Y’shtola: Anything above the bare minimum would be lovely, Thancred. Urianger: My lady I do not wish to hear a damn word from the same mouth that summons thy ley lines of infinite hubris. Alisaie: oh sweet LB1

Great minds think alike

TIL

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

women who are knights that kiss other women are pretty neat

re: chuck norris

There are a lot of “Alisaie recklessly charges the boss,” moments that might be misinterpreted as a noble sacrifice but I am here to tell you that in the moment I am 100% certain she genuinely thought she could stab Emet-Selch.

hey look a fun history lesson!

Everyone's favorite cheerleader, Haurchefant 💙 #ffxiv

when my friends go on a long rant/gush about a thing they hate/love

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

literally wolgraha

I don’t think Sharlayan got enough flak in or out of game for receiving decades-in-advance warning of the apocalypse and choosing to enact a contingency plan wherein the majority of the population of Hydaelyn would be left to die

to my beautiful oomfs. never be afraid to put that fic out into the aether. “but I didn’t proof read. the dialogue is bad. my plot makes no sense” in the stranger things documentary they revealed they wrote season 5 with chatgpt. your “worst fic” is better than the slop netflix just put out.

Henceforth, he shall walk. #ffxiv

Can't wait for tomorrow

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

Nobody: Absolutely nobody at all: The Doomtrain:

"Gone but not forgotten" by Kirwillis http://redd.it/1pw5be0

Lvl 1 is clearly the origin for a new Hanukkah-like holiday to exist in Eorzea alongside the Starlight Celebration. We thought she would live for only one night, but she survived for eight nights with us.