Why is he doing side quests all the time I love it

I refuse to believe substack is a real thing. It’s not. Shut up.

Happy steam summer sale, y’all.

Reading @theonion.com this morning

I always wanted to see the Ents marching against fascism but I’ll settle for a sentient algae creature instead

Ask not for whom the rug pulls

join DSA

may i live to see the downfall of Meta that day is going to rule

officially lower than the day the stock opened already lol

Banning French people from a refreshing glass of wine will surely have no consequences during this historic heatwave

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

The vibe shift is upon us. Woke 9 has begun.

RIP nyc you guys deserve to tear the city apart tonight. Hell yeah

KNICKS IN 5 LETS GO

Unironically saw someone wearing a Scottish flag at Pride

We should attack him during the eclipse when his firebending is weakest

@bosh.worstpossible.world has lost all credibility after confusing Boromir and Aragorn. Never listening to @illconceivedpodcast.com again after this blunder

It’s june

ICE is targeting journalists at Delaney Hall. They’re hitting photographers, breaking fingers and smashing off lenses.

Never give up. If you’re struggling, just think about how good it’s going to feel to tell these assholes to *~LeArN tO CoDe*~ when can’t afford their fake vibe code startups anymore

We’re still doing this Star Wars shit

Does Pam Bondi have cancer, or did a cancer have a Pam Bondi diagnosis

I’m blocking all swifties on sight

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Is Jordan Peterson dead? I’ve heard nothing about him in ages so I’m choosing to believe he might be dead

🚨 Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has resigned

“Even after excluding some large line items” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS AFTER EXCLUDING LARGE LINE ITEMS??? HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT MANAGING MONEY

People are using AI to insert women in bikinis in their Facebook marketplace listings. This is an insane and frankly disgusting turn for trying to farm engagement. I hope every data center suffers a spontaneous electrical fire asap

This is peak resist lib posting

Martha Stewart Little

Fuck pronouns I wanna know your acronyms

If your response to fascism is just “vote harder!” I’m going to beat you over the head with a baseball bat

The @krassenstein.bsky.social are pathetic grifters and we should publicly mock them as such. Fuck you both for being sad little worms who can’t help but dickride Elon. Go fuck off all the way back to hell

Gas is $5 now. Thank you Mr. President for finally making people bike and take public transportation. Surely this makes you the most eco friendly president ever in history

Rudy Giuliani rn

Counting or not counting Kash Patel

i designed a bunch of merch for Kill The Computer you can buy it at shop.killthecomputer.com

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IM GENUINELY CRYING THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVERY WANTED!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!

@dieworkwear.bsky.social rate the fit

IS! THAT! GOOD!!

yeah man the Nuke might drop, the Nuke might not drop. There's not much I can do about it. So I'm just gonna sit here like the dude at Pompeii when Vesuvius popped

Someone put a 9mm impeachment into the back of his skull rn

Every few months, the public is forced to learn about some niche kink because some poser puritan is exposed for having it. I predict that by this time next year we will learn that Eric trump is into armpits

I bet Kristi Noem’s husband is in the doghouse tonight