Trump has signed off on a plan to fire FDA Commissioner Dr. Marty Makary.

here’s my new city budget proposal: $0 for cops. we take their yearly budget and split it between the schools, the library, and the parks. we continue this forever.

It’s fat, it’s Friday. Y’all get it :3 #fcf

I love that we get a new remix of “Techno Syndrome” every time a new Mortal Kombat movie drops.

You can’t have a democracy where one party gets to rig everything

When the voters approve a map to help Democrats, it's nullified. When Republican legislators approve a map to help Republicans without going to the voters, it's allowed. The system is rigged to help the fascists.

Soft vs Hard (Yes that is a copy of Homer’s Odyssey, I’m a very smart boi)

I want to see you repost this with your *BEST* dick pics 👀 Okay but like whys it so fat tho

It’s floppy

Ironic that I reinstalled this app on #fcf

Okay but who’s gonnaaaaaaa

If you sing "I Can Hear The Bells" from Hairspray as a man it becomes a song about a boy who just found out he's gay

anyone throwing out a 65” OLED tv? i’ll come pick it up 🥺

Haven’t posted in a MINUTE so hey

Does anybody remember when the president of the United States wasn’t just allowed to lie and say whatever you wanted without repercussions?… Remember that?

YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING!!!

I’m sorry but even if you’re not religious I think you need to recognize that Donald Trump is literally Satan from the smash hit bestseller The Bible

⚧️

Kind of gay to be shorter than 5’ 8” but also taller than 6’ 2”.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took. Waterparks during the PROWLER tour last December in Portland!

💅🏽

Is the world really going to have to suffer WW3 because the USA can’t impeach a president?

To be clear with how I feel about it. Anyone in the military who directs or carries out strikes on desalination plants should be in prison when this is over.

Went home early from work due to being sick and proceeded to nap for 5 hours… what year is it?

Tradesies? 👀😵‍💫

So if Gollum’s loincloth doesn’t have pockets…was he using it as a cock ring for 400 years?? 😰

Need Reinhardt biblically

Okay but who’s gonnaaaaaaa

Hot but like in a mid western way is the vibe

Ironic that I reinstalled this app on #fcf

My husband and I played Overwatch all day and now I wanna gargle his balls this is the gay agenda

Fuck Kristi Noem Fuck Trump Fuck ICE

Bought myself a skateboard for Christmas and it’s heavily rained every day since I love it here

Should I do something special if/when I hit 1k and if so what should it be

It’s floppy

So like is it juicy or what

Drop something SAD 😢🖤😭

Happy new year or whatevs

Why is watching people kiss hotter than watching them fuck

I am EXTREMELY 50/50 on the ST finale

I lied I’m playing Fortnite

Naked, high, playing marvel rivals. This is the vibe

Something something fat cock Friday

Idk I just really like watching my friends kiss