Sometimes I wish I was vers, they get to have the best of both worlds

I need a 2nd boyfriend who's extroverted to make me and my introverted partner go out and do stuff so we're not hermits staying on the couch everyday

BECAUSE I KNEW YOU BECAUSE I KNEW YOU I HAVE BEEN CHAAAAANGED FOR GOOD 😭😭😭🩷💚✨

I hate when I'm checking out customers and I have my system and I'm doing things in a certain order and they just have to try and "help" by calling out the prices and names of the items, you're throwing me off please shut the fuck up and let me do my job the right way

My coworker sketched me as a bushdog :3

DOGS CAN HAVE AUTISM??

Video games with cinematic visuals and extra smooth gameplay are nice, but those aren't necessary to make a successful game Kingdom Hearts 1 for example, with all its blocky character models and clunky fighting mechanics, is still one of the most popular games to play of all time

Your eyes roll back when they're sucking on your toes, my eyes roll back when I drink orange juice, we are not the same

If you can't accept me at my creature then you don't deserve me at my diva

It may seem strange to outsiders but when it's all you know, it appears normal, and in time it becomes "common sense" Common sense can be beneficial, but a "common sense" designed by the corrupt is a deadly poison to those who unknowingly imbibe it

If certain items from your store have specific return policies, like "zero returns after purchase" then you need to fucking mention that BEFORE I BUY IT, not 3 days later when I need to return it and have no prior knowledge of your shitty return policies Fuck you Ace Hardware.

OMG daddy the smell of the rain makes my pussy wet 😩💦🩷

I stopped playing league of legends cause I didn't like the direction they were going in, I stopped playing Pokemon for the exact same reason If Kingdom Hearts or Star Rail end up doing the same thing I'm gonna cry please stop ruining my favorite games with shitty business practices 😭

Since the movie begins at midnight at the end of Halloween night and ends on Christmas Eve the entire thing takes place in November, so technically "A Nightmare Before Christmas" is a Thanksgiving movie

My older sister is disgusting. Who the fuck doesn't flush a toilet after using it?? You fucking nasty freak

Babe, I'm gonna hold your balls when I say this

Happy #tummytuesday! My dick looks so good rubbing up on @benbarely.bsky.social’s mouth 🤤

Don't mind me down here just giving @velocikibby.bsky.social some attention

The more you light your lighter the lighter your lighter gets until it's too light to light

One of my neighbors called me a faggot so I keyed her car and tossed my garbage in her backyard uwu

I took too many poppers and fainted 😨

My taste in Pokemon has changed over the years but these will always be my babies 🥰 pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer

🎵 I only suck dick when it's you, filling my throat with your hot white glue How you throb when you're deep in my throat, make it hurt, make me gag, make me choke I'm a freak, I'm a slut, daddy please feed me nut I can onlyyy breeeeeaathe when your cock is in my throat 🎶

Halloween is a complicated holiday for me, I've always had either an average kinda boring Halloween or literally the worst nights of my life One year my friends made plans to get candy right in front of me and then never invited me, another year I woke up on Halloween morning and my dog had died

I love horny dreams 🤤

I just want pictures in DMs already, why is it taking so long? 😩

They renovated the Taco Bell near my job now it's one of those Live Mas Cafes

I still dream of being the showrunner of a cartoon someday

I hate always working weekends when everyone else gets to go out and have fun it's giving me extreme FOMO and it hurts 😭😭

Do you guys think when JK Rowling dies it'll be okay to enjoy Harry Potter again?

The Schitt's Creek drinking game, take a shot when; Alexis says "____, David" Johnny mentions Rose Video David says "Oh my God..." Moira speaks in cursive

I need all the slutty bottom pups to follow me

I've never known what my heritage was or where my ancestors came from, so I took one of those DNA tests I wasn't expecting to be so Irish but that's cool as hell

I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2

I can't fall asleep the intrusive thoughts have a hold of me and won't let go

If LEGO ever decides to re-release the Bionicle sets I'd gladly go bankrupt to buy them all

I don't think I'm gonna play Legends Z-A, Nintendo is really pissing me off now locking all these new mega evolutions behind massive paywalls What was the point of making Pokemon Home if the new games make it unusable? Why should I buy DLC for an unfinished game I haven't even played yet?? 😒

As an empath I feel gay around you

I hate chalkboards so much the sounds make my teeth hurt Just use dry-erase marker boards they're way better

NOOOOO THEY CANCELED THE GREAT NORTH!! WHYYYY?? 😭😭

Ooof my circadian rhythm is really weird right now 😵‍💫

Locktober is just the gay man's version of no-nutvember

Have you ever been so hungry it kinda hurts a little, and that pain in your stomach makes you not want to eat anything, which just makes you hungrier, which causes more pain?

You streamed it, you can't unstream it

If you drive with all the windows down and you smoke weed more than you breathe oxygen you're an airbender

If you love the smell of charcoal and you flip tortillas with your bare hands you're a firebender

If you think gemstones can heal your chakras and you own 50+ plants you're an earthbender

If you played mermaids as a kid and you pretended you could control the waves at the beach you're a waterbender

There are two ways to watch The Lord Of The Rings; the extended edition and the wrong way

Hell yeah I'm woke: Wanting to Offend Klan members Everyday