The harshest thing you could say about Final Fantasy Tactics is that the earlier, more interesting narrative about class eventually gets overpowered by a plot about killing an unknowable demon god but that's also what makes it a Final Fantasy game.

Gen V is preheating Young Avenger's nachos.

The sun is ftm and the moon is mtf

I felt left out 💦

Pluribus is a show that makes me THINK! 🧠 A++

Predator Badlands is excellent! Elle Fanning eats. Danny Trachtenberg is on an epic run.

Predaturemberg double feature this weekend?

Those Cuomo AI political ads feel like I'm watching the creation of a new type of human rights abuse in real time

pizza really is that girl

I put on my robe and wizard hat 🧙‍♂️🪄🔮

Autocorrect refusing to accept the name Keith Haring literal homophobia

Spent the day adventuring with @gay-wizard.bsky.social for his birthday.

Today is my 40th birthday and I woke up fantasizing about your fat cock #fcf

Just had an amazing weekend and there’s another one just around the corner. Hope everyone has a great day ☀️

Alex y Marcelo

Feeling Juicy #Jocktober

Today is my 4 year work anniversary. That’s a whole high school!

I deserve financial compensation for all the times subtitles have spoiled a scene by naming a character who is supposed to be anonymous

Seated (mostly just for Greta)

In 1997 I was 11 years old and I had a crush on Mustadio and I did not understand those feelings 🥰 #finalfantasytactics

they should invent a kind of social media that makes you feel good

Hades 2 induced carpal tunnel 😩

The DBZ Hyperbolic Time Chamber but I use it to rewatch a bunch of tv shows

Popping an edible and watching the Alien Earth finale

My rapture-related religious trauma is that at midnight on Y2K my whole extended family was sitting in a circle holding hands and singing hymns because grandma thought it was the end.

There will always be a special place in my heart for Opt.

Yeah the world is on fire but I just saw two young women passionately kiss on the riverbank and then stroll away hand in hand - the world will always change and queer love will always find a way to thrive

Wake up babe I got you a room service breakfast sandwich

i'm watching a movie that is very famous and it is very boring

Is this anything?

There's a restaurant by my house where if you order the breakfast fruit plate they give you one (1) wedge of pineapple covered in red pepper flakes

Wang Out Wednesdays are a thing now.

I get to suck a furry bear cock today 🥰

That thing where you discover that a beloved B-side from an indie band you listened to in high school is actually a cover of an extremely vanilla billy joel song

🥵

when the breeze is just a little bit crisp 🍃

Running errands 🟢

oh you were waving at someone behind me? that’s fine i’ll wave at them too I have made it clear i’ll wave at strangers

Where are you licking first?

If you see this post an archer 🏹

The eyeball monster on Alien Earth

Knives Out remains the best movie I've ever seen in my life. Extremely rewatchable. Just as delicious on the 100th viewing.

I’ve never met a hotel fridge that knows how to get cold

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

I watched Longlegs and didn't like it. Nothing interesting happened until the last 10 minutes :(

Tempestuous

Sorry for wanting to suck your boyfriend’s dick

The Conan O'Brien episode of Hot Ones is body horror

they built these devils and now it’ll be decades of them plaguing us

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World