Fuck it I need to find an artist and commission something self indulgent NOW My emotional state has taken a dive and I need something to make me feel like wearing my helmet when I'm cycling is worth while

He's literally nice, guys. Just give him the power.

Im so glad this is the last year we're doing daylight savings in Canada. Im not looking forward to losing an hour tonight when I want to be at a 10am panel tomorrow ;w;

I would genuinely kill a man for an Arby's beef and cheddar

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If I never see another pokemon in my life it will be too soon

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5 things I like but I legit don't have mutuals who weren't tagged already 🧌Monsters, the less human the better 🪡Embroidery 🫀Gore, especially with cannibalism 🌿Foraging and wild foods 🩶 Media exploring dark and complex themes

Watching the old, classic Amityville Horror movies. I don't think I've not enjoyed any of the old horror 'classics' so far Friday the 13th was a great one because it was actually a surprise ending to me The original Halloween is still on my list

Kane Pixels Backrooms movie trailer unfollow me now this will be the only thing I tweet about meme youtu.be/tKGhxMi50y8?...

He's very photogenic. Too bad he's an ass hole

Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel

Ladybug and Ladybird

Old doodle of Ghost and Hornet #hollowknight #silksong #art

Oh so gluten free pasta can actually be half decent if it's actually made well

Man I fucking hate being so god damn depressed I sent another last ditch, meticulously crafted email to my old job, begging for a second chance and they can't even be bothered to say no. Just giving me the silent treatment I genuinely don't know how much more I can take. There isnt much in my life

this show was better than any rick and morty episode but y’all are too scared to have this conversation…

Anyone else's cat INSIST on jumping on or crawling over them only to get from one place to another when there are other arguably better paths? This idiot is going to.get hurt one day because she refuses to go any other way when I'm holding sewing needles

I have GOT to make big money so I can pay for my friends to come visit me

My life is really spiraling lately I've hit the point where I'm being pressured to stop trying to.find something I won't hate and just find anything Because my sister is also going to be losing her job soon and there needs to be another income in the house

Event Horizon is still one of my favorite sci-fi horrors It's like Hellraiser, Alien, and Doom all had a baby together It's none of them but very much reminds me of all three in tone and story Also Lawrence Fishburne is there

I use Twitter still and even I kind of hope this happens

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you

Im fairly proud of the fact that my tabaxi bard/warlock, is fundamentally unfuckable. This is not for lack of desire or his own belief that he is, in fact, extremely fuckable, but rather his rancid personality renders him utterly undesirable and beyond the realms of even a pity or hate fuck

Man I gotta get more horny with my art When I was drawing porn for my ocs daily I was a happier person with better art skills overall Gotta get back to that

All excited for my first day at my new job and then? I wake up at 4am feeling so fucking sick to my stomach I wanna die And it hasn't eased off at all Missing my first day due to 'tummy ache' real fucking good impression

Obviously, this is amazing BUT the thing I love most, is that it's directly poking fun at the desire/fetish to overanimate overlapping action & smears. Asking someone of James Baxter's calibre to *intentionally* do this (as well as mess up the spacing on a bounce) is funny in the nerdiest way.

ok, I'll bite. What's a 'labubu?'

I want to draw but I feel like there is something stopping me. Some invisible and secret condition I haven't met because I don't know what it is and it's been gnawing at me for the last two months. I hope I get past it before the desire to draw vanishes :/

Little baby scrunchy face Little baby scrungle Little miss old man chapped lips

My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer. #transfur #tfeveryday

Trying to make a embroidery gift for my brother but knowing he won't like it because it's not perfectly exact to the specifications of what its based on so even if he doesn't say anything, he'll put it away somewhere so he doesn't have to look at it No I'm not exaggerating, I know my brother

It’s temporarily not raining in Portland but it IS 60 freaking degrees on December 10th so it’s a different kind of suffering.

We just premiered the announcement trailer for Verdant at the @wholesomegames.com Wholesome Snack showcase! 🥳🌱🎮 🦌 Single-player survival in the overgrown ruins of the 80s 🌿 Give and take life with your unique powers 🫀 Listen to your body, not a HUD #Verdant #indiedev #gamedev

Put on my collar and it's weird but suddenly I can lock the fuck in? Like it's time to focus. Working beast. Gotta get shit done

Almost got hit by my favorite breed of car today. Never thought I'd see a genuine Rolls Royce in the wild, especially not in east Vancouver, but there it was, tearing up the inside lane and almost nailing me at the crosswalk trying to run a red. I was so enamored by her beauty I couldn't even be mad

Man I have not hyperfixated on a series like this in close to a decade. I genuinely can't even say that Haunted Hotel is any kind of amazing, special, fantastic show. It amuses me yeah but genuinely? It's nothing special so to speak Yet I've watched it through 7 times now I love them all so much ;w;

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youtu.be/9r0eekkiGA8?... youtube gave me a video about Orbitz, the drink I was obsessed with as a kid because it wasn't carbonated and you never realize how everything in gas stations is carbonated until you can't drink carbonated drinks

Just saw Predator: Badlands and all I have to say is

I wish there were thrift stores that specialized in plus size clothing because I'm always leery of donating used clothing ever since that fad of skinny people buying what fat sizes there were at thrift stores and "upcycling" it became a thing. It's selfish and infuriating to see and hear about

So fucking sick still Every time I start to feel like maybe I can lay down and fall asleep I go into a coughing fit before I can actually pass out And om the rare occasion I do fall asleep I get maybe an hour

Im sick but im also at that point where im so fucking mad about it because there is 0 relief to be had. I can't stop coughing. I can't lay down or I cough worse. I haven't slept properly in almost a week. Nothing helps.

Love it when strangers talk to me on transit like legit. Just had a lovely conversation with a 86 year old gay man on the bus