I was slow paid (possibly no paid) on a project and I need to open commissions for emergency rent. If you ever wanted me to draw something for you, now is a great time. brianfnpatterson.com/commissions

I hopped on Twitch/YouTube to talk about the origins of The Game Master's Handbook of Patrons, Pacts and Pantheons! I'll be showing off sections of the book in coming weeks but if you have any questions/things you want to know, leave a comment and let me know for upcoming videos! #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Somebody hack Till the Last Gasp or Thirsty Sword Lesbians and run this as a one shot 😅 #ttrpg

What's the name of the #TTRPG where you start off with the final boss battle and then fill in backstory as you play?

Man, Anthony Head just left so many fingerprints on nerd culture. He was great chewing scenery in Ted Lasso but Buffy is one of those primordial soup shows that influenced everything after Every show w/a guy in the chair or a librarian who knows too much will always be a little bit Giles

Murph using it exactly one time and deciding that his Obfuscate discipline is always going to be "turning into nondescript trash" is such a funny over commitment to a bit #Dimension20 #VtM #CCOD

Sitting in the waiting room for non-emergency Doctor's appointment. AMA I mean ama but what I can mostly talk about is #ttrpg and nerd stuff 😂

Keith David has received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ⭐️ 🎥 Variety

Pros of questioning a Kenku: holding up a shiny coin can make them remarkably accommodating Cons of questioning a Kenku: literally everything else (This is from this week's video! Check it out on YouTube: youtu.be/0th4akLdQLA)

ATB and turn based worked just fine in JRPGs and they don't all need Soulslike dodge/counter/parry mechanics to be good games #videogames #finalfantasy

Just got an email and all I'm gonna say about it is that my life is so weird right now 😂

This sale is still going! Go ahead and preorder with a discount and help support local bookstores! #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Whew, Paddington has some words for Colonialism and it's wild 😂 Going right for the throat of the idea that "Exploration and Adventure are only meaningful for what they can conquer and claim and place in a museum"

So with a published Circle of the Titan an unknown distance in the future I am taking advantage of my DM's invitation to rewrite it however I want 😁 #ttrpg #dnd ⬇️

Sometimes my inspirations for patrons/divinities were based on complex well researched dives into real world mythology/folklore, drawn together from dozens of sources w/ minute details reflecting obscure lore...and sometimes I just make John Green a big happy space turtle 🐢 #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Sometimes my inspirations for patrons/divinities were based on complex well researched dives into real world mythology/folklore, drawn together from dozens of sources w/ minute details reflecting obscure lore...and sometimes I just make John Green a big happy space turtle 🐢 #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

I'm torn between my paranoia that people of any level of fame or celebrity hate receiving contact of any kind and my more rational realism that says people probably enjoy (or, at least, don't mind) nice and complimentary messages as long as you're not being a total weirdo about it

I took my inbox down from 90 to 30 unread 😅 (they've actually been read just not dealt with, like Kickstarter and Backerkit content I need to download)

So with a published Circle of the Titan an unknown distance in the future I am taking advantage of my DM's invitation to rewrite it however I want 😁 #ttrpg #dnd ⬇️

UC 5e PDFs are on bundle! Grab our lvl 1-20 adventure through Korean fantasy at a huge discount! #dnd bundleofholding.com/presents/Und...

Whew, Paddington has some words for Colonialism and it's wild 😂 Going right for the throat of the idea that "Exploration and Adventure are only meaningful for what they can conquer and claim and place in a museum"

My job is weird. Sometimes I'm reading thick tomes of theology and sometimes I'm watching Paddington and writing down quotes 😅

This sale is still going! Go ahead and preorder with a discount and help support local bookstores! #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Only 18 more [somethings] in my first round of [redacted] 😂 #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Only 18 more [somethings] in my first round of [redacted] 😂 #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Mrs Myers 1st-3rd who realized the super tall AuDHD kid (we didn't use that terminology then) was super bored and would actually thrive if she just kept putting challenging work in front of him instead of sending him to the office

Sesame Street parodying True Blood was a wild swing 😂

Hey folks! Bookshop is having another pre-order sale on Game Master's Handbook of Patrons, Pacts and Pantheons! That means you can get the same awesome #TTRPG material for less and help support local bookstores and your local book writer (is me, I am the writer) Grab your copy today! #dnd #gmbppp

I know I'm wrapping up a pistol based character but I'd love to figure out a future PC to take advantage of these. I also feel like items like this are fun because they let you do something visually and thematically interesting with a martial w/o having to dip into spellcasting #ttrpg #dnd

I'm honestly fine with BG 1/2 in 5E rules but I really don't expect it. I think it'll get some kind of graphics tune up that might end up looking worse than the original and call it a day. A complete visual/system overhaul would be super expensive and I don't know that the nostalgia validates it

One of my favorite DM moments was when a player rolled up with an Aro/Ace PC to an inn full of Succubi/Incubi so instead of dropping a hottie on them I made the bartender just super freaking cool & drew them into a long convo & then went "Oh btw roll your save against charm" 😂 #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

Goblin-Child doesn't want to go to bed and they've also sort of learned to say "Help" so now they're running around evading Goblin-Mama's attempts to PJ them for bed and yelling "Hwalp!" over and over 😂

Only made it halfway through first encounter before I hit Behemoth form. Now I've torn 4 people in half and godzilla breathed the BBEG and his guards. My Summon Beast has been riding on my back and clawing eyes A little underpowered standing next to a Moon Druid Tiger but the vibes are immaculate 😂

I got to drop my Circle of the Titan Druid into a one shot as a mini test run and it's a stealth mission 🤦‍♂️ This DM is testing me 😂 #ttrpg #dnd

Every time I have to install an unnecessary app and create an unnecessary account I feel a profound despondency and melancholy. Like my human experience has been in some way eroded and diminished.

Whoops, half-asleep Colby struck again. Latest mystery email draft I left myself: "Murder mystery crystals storing angel demon god monster. Butler did it on purpose for family conspiracy" Reading this back I actually remember more than this but it's better like this 😅

I think next time my #godfall #dnd group can't play we'll do an Honor Among Thieves showing #ttrpg

Goblin-Child doesn't want to go to bed and they've also sort of learned to say "Help" so now they're running around evading Goblin-Mama's attempts to PJ them for bed and yelling "Hwalp!" over and over 😂

I got to drop my Circle of the Titan Druid into a one shot as a mini test run and it's a stealth mission 🤦‍♂️ This DM is testing me 😂 #ttrpg #dnd

And of course you can find a whole bunch of preorder options and more information on my website! www.hagiologist.com/gmbppp.html

I'm actually active on Instagram now! Drop a follow to catch book previews, bonus content, behind the scenes process and more! #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp www.instagram.com/colby.whitta...

The video is up! Come celebrate with me as I unbox my publisher preview copy of Game Master's Handbook of Patrons, Pacts and Pantheons. It's absolutely surreal and so exciting and I'm glad to have y'all along for the ride with me! #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp youtu.be/-kdm1c-Acjc

I'm chomping at the bit for some behind the scenes pieces to come together so we can promote some of this [redacted]. I might even be able to [redacted] for launch events for Patrons, Pacts and Pantheons 😂 #ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp

And no, I have no shame on this now. If you know someone at these places, I’ll take a referral all day. Brianfnpatterson.com

The Fantasy Festival was a lot of leatherworkers. I mean like how ever many leatherworkers you think you need, it was like 15 more than that And no turkey legs I like the concept & Goblin-friends/fam had fun but I'm not sure this was for me At the end of the day I think I'm built for Cons instead 😅

Oo I get to see the final version of my horrifying fairy-pirate Kaiju-druid's subclass in just 3 days. I hope it got some buffs post-UA If not my DM has cleared me to take it apart and put it back together however I want 😅 I'll probably keep the lower AC and do 4 THP*LVL #ttrpg #dnd #ravenloft

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

I stand corrected, we are going to the Virginia Fantasy Festival. Not to be confused with the Virginia Renaissance Festival's Fantasy Weekend which is also today 😂

"Are there other vampires here?" "What?" "I mean, are there vampires here?" 😂 #ttrpg #WoD #VtM #Dimension20 #spoilers