Guy (me) who is talking about eczema and tells his coworker that patches of dry skin he has change color while he’s in heat.

It’s not just an aesthetic, It’s a lifestyle! Keep Furry Weird!!!

What do you mean Jeffrey Epstien was partially responsible for microtransactions in CoD? what the fuck-

grab u

People don't know about this

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Meat restore HP Veggies restore MP So, if you're not a magic user, you can just ignore the produce section entirely.

Cringe is made up. Become the vinyl record guy. Collect ceramic figurines of cats. Hike mountains while only speaking Finnish. Life is a lot more fun when you let yourself be weird and follow your whims.

Snow up to my fuckin knees I had natures knee highs on for this commute fuck this day

Its ya boy, tufty Avoiding whackos at tha workplace because management would rather he start a confrontation to ban him than ban the guy threatening to shank business owners and random people in the neighbourhood. On store property. But it gets me another 10 minute pseudobreak. So we fuckin ball.

Current favorite vocal tick — saying “samsara is truly inescapable” when I mean to say “Yes I’m working every day this week”.

When I'm back from dinner I'll continue working on this. If other people want to pursue this themselves: 1. highperformance[.]com* is a known IOC for various campaigns from around 2025 on 2. The attackers appear to be targeting mobile and have various filters, including IP cooldown

Are you ready to take the Vow of the Bladesaint? Sharpen your steel and ready yourself to take up arms tonight at 8pm CST. #fabtcg

THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

scenery experiment

elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

85% sure the three furries that I’ve seen shop here know I know.

Assessment from having played and watched people play Vintage Story is that its Minecraft for fans of Cock and Ball Torture. Fuck do you mean theres a THIRST mod??? hunger wasn't enough? Show me whats in your wall AC unit right tf now i gotta check something

I got a stalker and for some unfathomable reason one dude in my department just laughs it off and I’m like - I do not want to deal with mentally unstable pothead that wants to gut people at random. Like I can’t even dip to the back when I know someone’s a threat? No help there? Cool.

good gender-nuetral entity

Im just a lil guy!

Oh hoh I stumbled onto an app being taken over on the App Store! Catch a mouse used to be a pretty fun puzzle game for kids (first 2) and now it’s been taken over by a company called “meme inc” or “xtreme slots”. Full of slop and microtransactions.

Ngl starting to like me with a lil longer hair. Maybe I keep it until summer when the sweat starts hitting.

Sweater 🐺💕🦊

Literally all hyenas love stink

Think I’m gonna download all my data and nuke my twitter finally. I’ve kept it on life support just because of that one funny interaction with a conservative shitrag. Think it’s time to just yeet it into oblivion.

[working, with a full beard] Person I have never seen before: “Sorry, are you [moms name]’s son?” “Uh…yeah?” “WOW you look just like her - I’m her colleague” I am, truly, never beating the allegations.

10. Cobalt Core You want a real good deckbuilding rogulike? To give a quick elevator pitch, it's a little like FTL meets Slay The Spire, but that wouldn't do Cobalt Core justice, as it has so much character of and ideas of its own, it's just real god damn fun and also there's your pal Dracula.

Wearing a big fuzzy hat that presses a buncha faux fur against my cheeks and walking down the street going “hehehehe lynxmode hehehehh” like a psychopath. I think the holiday music has broken me

People are saying I should do TikTok or voice acting or streaming and I’m ngl my twitch account I haven’t used since 2020 has been talking to me like the green goblin mask

“I asked chatGPT and-“ yeah well I asked my hyena bf and he whooped at me then smacked me with a meat bone that had the answer gnawed into it.

You’re saying…a ginger…BREAD this man???

Night guard: “Damn you’ve been staring at your phone and smiling are you texting a girl?” The act I’m texting my boyfriend to prepare himself for later:

Learning voice training but it’s for the bit I swear. The bit is my top priority.

“you know who else clipped back to earth after three days gathering speed?” turns chair around, sits on it, gmod physics noises, begins spinning upward, t-poses as I disappear from view

Make a wish but it’s for evil kids with evil schemes and they help you like take over the world or hide all the double A batteries. Take a wish.

Waking myself out of sleep because I dreamt I was at work and some woman was arguing that she just didn’t wanna pay for stuff, walked out with a bunch of stuff but the guard was going after some random dude instead and I kept yelling “No, the woman on the right!” Augh

Adding onto this now that I’m awake - another chunk of this dream involves there being a hidden room behind my pantry separated by a wall leading into a liminal space. Been a recurring motif since 2018 - There’s always a hidden room that can be reached by breaking & climbing over the wall.

How do you do fellow deerbs. Point me toward the strawberries. :3

Don’t think I won’t >.> #furry #furryart #art #tf #deercember

Had a dream where I spent another day walking Toronto applying in person for jobs - and at the end I was in a pretty unusually dead mall in an area of town that just - doesn’t have one. I went back home and that night an alarm went off and I investigated with my dad’s current partner -

How it feels to wake up at noon instead of 10 like I said I would

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Throw me to the wolves... ... and they'll be like, "Oh hey you dropped this" and you'll have to awkwardly explain the whole situation to them and you'll come off as kind of a dick. They won't say it but you'll totally be able to tell and you'll feel bad. Meanwhile I'll be sitting there like >:3

Making it a habit to read more since I’ve had a kobo for like 4 years and barely used it. Slowly going through Gretchen Felker-Martin’s “Manhunt”. 100 pages in and it’s the first time in a while a book has *made me actually tense* while reading. Fuck I love queer horror.

Uh…huh Neat email to get randomly I guess?

dreamcatchers

I Saw The Bobcat Glow