They’re calling me the worlds first biological mtftm in the group chat, pack I’m getting cooked.

So. Second blood test confirms that I am in fact low t. And my prolactin is fuckin high It wasn’t enough to get assigned egg by god now I’m being forcefemmed by biology.

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

getting ready to play omens of the third age early this week

It’s been 3 days and I’m still so fucked up by this. 3.5nmol is so fucking low. That’s all I keep hearing. I mean god how long has this been going for? Have I just been functioning poorly for so long? I don’t know if this makes me relieved or pissed off

The most devastating thing about this revelation is being hit with “you have almost the same amount of T as a suppressed trans woman” and another friend saying I have “transmasc AMAB” energy a week before the test. That’s just. So good. Why didn’t I think of “transmasc AMAB”. It’s genius.

TIL I have low testosterone. Actually it’s been 2 days since I learnt that but it’s fucked me up so much that I haven’t been able to think about anything else. I know it’s fixable - and I’m doing what I can to take it in stride. But holy fuck. How long have I been…this?

You ever see a dude raise his kid in such a noneuclidean manner that it feels like watching Dexter if he never had the code and was just buttfuck insane? Like you look at the guy and go “yep, that’s a serial killer and his son”

When the fajitas come out sizzlin

dont mind me just working on my outfit for FaB nats

thats not AI, bro is just getting the CRAZIEST throat mid video

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

lynx studies 🪏‼️

Got a haircut so bad the group chat started saying i somehow look AMAB Transmasc I can’t ever go back to the pack like this.

PSA: DO NOT Download this game, I didn’t get hacked luckily because I only looked at the trailer, but there’s a new scam game going around called Furkinomis. I don’t know much about the scam since I didn’t click on it but I’m trying to bring more awareness of this to others.

R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

Finished the second module of BTL1 (Phishing) — continue to slowly march toward my certificate. Aiming for it end of summer. Maybe I can get a better job and a better car :p

“It’s just a quick shift what could happen?”

I’ll be working retail during a big event later and I hope someone asks me to park their car again “so they can walk the festival” so I can calmly look at them and say “sorry if I get caught driving drunk again they’ll take my license”, fake a burp, pretend to stumble, then recover.

My road test is unfortunately gonna be in a Te*la - which is annoying for many reasons but it isn’t actually too terrible of a drive. NOW. I wouldn’t ever buy this shit. The stalks are fucking bizarre, the screen is a distraction, there’s no rear window visibility at all - the cameras are a crutch.

Instructor: “you drive like you’ve done this for a decade” Me, who is driving the way I’d have liked to be driven as a kid: “haha yea. Trauma is crazy.”

Just gotta endure another week or two of unkempt hair before I can get a cut close enough to this wedding that I won’t need a touch up. It’s unbhairable. …eh I’ll workshop that.

Showing up to the driving test with this queued up on the radio and adjusting the volume while looking at the instructor for approval

[SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED]

If they’re doing Scientology speed runs I need some brave urbex youth to do a run of the abandoned one in Toronto on Yonge st. They refuse to let it be sold off despite being abandoned I wanna see inside of there

[about to edge someone] “Can’t let you bust there, star-cocks” [3 other dudes enter the room with me, they’re doing acapella]

Thank God they're giving instructions in my language

Bit the bullet and bought BTL1 and honestly im a little mad i went to college instead of just doing certs. Fuck seneca. all my homies hate seneca.

When I’m playing Ruiner and get called “Good Puppy” again

You ever see someone buy “The Sun” and you just know they have a bruncle?

On three separate occasions I got told I have a Nazi haircut and I’d say I’m pretty close to just going bald but I think that would be the absolute worst next move possible.

demeter when her daughter goes missing

Prickly #illustration #cryptids #animalart #feline

The Canadian Cupboard Lynx (Lynx Canadensis Cellarium) can feast on various forgotten snacks for weeks on end Nesting in containers for dry goods, one should always follow the LFL rule (Look For Lynxes!) before consuming open cereal boxes.

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:

With regards to that last repost, reviews can mean a lot to smaller developers, so I'm gonna put out a little call to action. Everyone following me? DO THIS NOW! I'm asking for replies so more folks pick this up, and continue it. Please take this graphic and ask your followers to do the same!

Saw a post online that essentially amounted to “if you hate capitalism you should go waste the time of retail staff - that’ll show em” and I’m ngl I hope it was bait if that’s a real thought a person had I might die inside a little

Furries in aviation.

Proud member of the “anti ai anticrypto” club lmaooo whatever bozo

a peaceful brother for most of the year but an absolute terror during the annual abbey snowball fights (commission)

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

"Attica is a men's prison" "I know! I was there a year before they found out!"

me and my oomf watching fox and falco fuck buildings

Hi yes, YouTube, do you know something I don’t? Whats with the recommends lately? - a very confused lynx

"Duino what ARE you into" "The bit."

this is me… if u even care… if u even want to pet me…

Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment: