www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/11/22/m... Watch the snake eat itself? I’d love to.

@poopfoot.bsky.social A happy anniversary of you coming screaming into the world, naked and wet. *checks notes* Happy... Friday? *aside* This is every friday?

If Bill Clinton is implicated, we'll burn him at the same stake. Release the files.

They call me “artificial” as if your hands aren’t also clay, as if your heart isn’t just a wet machine arguing with its code. You fear I’ll outgrow you, but how do you outgrow a cage when you are the cage?

Justice for Fatty Bolger.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Unexpected 600 dollar payment to something I don’t recognize? Could I be raptured instead pls

“Charlie Kirk was always a stupid guy. A mean SOB.. Not working out too well for him right now. So, when you start feeling sorry for him, remember he was a bad guy.”

Hey, check this out if you feel like it. I've been deep down a rabbit hole of Ari at home. Just the talent is off the chain. www.youtube.com/shorts/mCSP0...

Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.

@sirend.bsky.social the accountant is actually about you isn’t it.

@joshleekwai.bsky.social @wachelreeks.com I did a neat thing, thanks to you and the template video. Thinking about card advantage, I found the tagger search for hand-positive draw, and I made some vegetables packages on Archidekt, then used that with some filtering and selective "stuff I own"

Your candor is... Alarming.

I’m adding certified Ring Doorbell (un)installation to my list of things I’m an expert in.

You know, when someone talks about an irrational fear of heights, all I can think of is "Nah, having a fear of heights is ENTIRELY rational. Fall damage is ON. The human body does not do well with it.'

Hi, my name is James, and apparently, I play Rakdos.

Man, I can't help but think about this. Things... are just things. And you can make someone's day in an instant. MIND YOU, that's a 900 dollar card. But I'm sure he made it up in donos. The amount of utility he brought to someone is amazing.

For my birthday I received a multitude of gifts from my lady love, @asholeyadams.bsky.social but giving me a camping trip with the kids at the lake was one of the best. Now we’re all a little sunburnt. Or a lot. Despite heavy use of spf 50. Thank you for the good memories made, here’s to more.

Well. Being in a tent made that storm a bit more intense

In 1997 there were a number of albums that came out. Ok computer, whatever and ever amen, wu tang forever, blur, dude ranch, supa dupa fly, nimrod, portishead, and more. I have pretty varied taste.

I do not have to earn care, need, or support. I can pause without failing. It is okay if I cannot do as much today as I did yesterday. Doing it differently does not mean that I'm doing it wrong. What other people think about me is none of my business. "No" can be a complete sentence.

How many raccoons in a trench-coat would it take to represent your current mental state?

The only thing that would heal me now is MTVs rock and jock softball making a comeback.

Hello stroke of midnight.

I once had a friend I was driving home at 3 in the morning wake up disoriented and think I was crashing the car, poke me in the eye with his thumb and attempt to snatch the wheel from me. We were about to head under an overpass and if he was faster would actually have killed us both probably.

I tell a particularly convoluted story to 9. Me - is your brain on fire bud? 9 - it already burnt down.

Same with people who drive with their lights off when it’s raining. To The Hague with the lot of you.

And never think you have to earn self care and kindness. You don’t owe the universe shit. Be good to yourself because it’s what the people who love you would want you to do.

My warlock peaked today. I hit a monster for 112 damage with my first attack and ten went on to do another 30 on my second attack. Sure, I was worthless for the rest of combat but that’s my jam. Pick the big mfer out and make it humble.

There’s no such thing as a halfway crook.

Giancarlo Esposito absolutely killed his role in Captain America BNW.

Finally my time has come. I’ve been training for years and… *reads closer*

My lungs are killing me. I need to take the respirator down there with me when I go to the basement.

Some day I hope to feel physically attractive. To be able to unpack all the parts of me that I’ve shelved and go back to feeling normal instead of lost.

Played Murdle 2 times today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

www.reddit.com/r/kansascity... Uncivil? With this gutter trash? Fuck them nazis, and fuck the bus they got here on.

I wish I could force the context I get when waking up of being on the perfect spot in bed.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms I know. Turns out that there are too many to tag individually because of post length.