I am tired of seeking love and acceptance from people who aren’t capable of giving it to me.

mi amor. 💚

Christmas crash out.

The living room is clean, the presents are all wrapped, the egg nog has been drank, the Chinese food has been eaten, and now I’m kicked back in my favorite chair watching The Holiday with the love of my life. 💖💖💖 Everything is coming up Ashley.

Merry Christmas. 🎁🎄

Bruhhhhh. What the actual fuck did I just come across on TikTok??

Some puppy thinks he is the best gift of all. 😂🎄

It’s the year 2025 and Americans have to watch a bootlegged international version of a news program because it was censored here in our country to protect a criminal president.

Every time I see this picture of me and Travis Kelce pop up in my memories I laugh because I am 5’8” and he makes me look teeny tiny. 😂

I feel like I’ve been wrapping Christmas presents for days and I’m still nowhere near close to being done. I am a firm believer that kids gifts should all be wrapped and adults can be in gift bags. Kids deserve the magic of unwrapping things.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Beef up your charisma stats by calling people "big dog" now and again. People like being called big dog.

I made a Christmas Tree Cake dip yesterday for my work’s Christmas party and it was AMAZING. I used one big box of tree cakes, two tubs of whipped cream cheese, a tub of cool whip, and several splashes of vanilla and then mixed it all together and dipped Spekulatius cookies from Aldi in it. 🎄🧑🏻‍🎄

I 💖 Hawaiian Bros.

Dumbass coworker who I hate apparently permanently deleted her DoorDash gift card that I sent for our department Christmas party and now she wants to make it my problem. Sorry, but I have the confirmation email. Not my fault you’re stupid.

Our CEO ended up picking my present and was so excited about it. 😂

Rawr. 🦖 Gonna have the cutest White Elephant gift at the office holiday party tomorrow. 💖

I want to be swipe my debit card without having to consult two bank accounts, a spreadsheet, and the calendar first rich.

Dear god. My stupid post is up to 2,090 likes. 🙃😂

Who’re you calling PORK CHOP? Meatloaf.

This cracker barrel is full of sad Chiefs fans.

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

Saw Get Out for the first time with my friend in LA at a $0.25 theater where we were the only white people. I wish I could remember the name of the theater but it was super old school. The area it was in was decorated for a Christmas movie in June which I found fun.

The morning that Cmdr. Elizabeth Nakagawa was scheduled to have a D&C to remove fetal tissue after losing a very wanted pregnancy, she learned the surgery had been canceled because the military’s health insurance plan refused to pay for it. (Published Dec. 2024)

Today my boss very earnestly recommended that I read a book by Bill Oreilly and said that his books were very well written and weren’t politically slanted at all. 🙃🙃🙃

Cannot wait for the Costco in Lees Summit to open so that hopefully the one in Independence isn’t so god damn busy.

Here’s my face.

What I mean is: When people throw out little lifelines, grab them. Have lunch with the mutual who’s visiting your city and reaches out. Get on those Christmas card lists. Take people up on their offers. Connections don’t have to be deep to be important.

Trying not to spiral about it but my mom started her phone call off with me this evening that she’s starting to show early signs of Alzheimer’s.. which both of her grandparents died of and would’ve taken her dad too if his heart hadn’t given out first.

I am absolutely obsessed with this emo axolotl I got for the 14 year old. He has a lotl feelings. 😂

Parallel playing with @rabidcadaver.bsky.social. 💖

Gonna need to block all songs about soldiers dying from my Spotify now that my baby cousin shipped out yesterday to be a fire jumper in the Marines. 😭😭😭

Just thinking about how last year one of my favorite neighbors used her four wheeler with a snow plow on the front to plow all of the sidewalks on the street other than the houses that had Trump signs out front. It still makes me giggle.

Had to run to Aldi for a last minute ingredient for tomorrow that I’d forgot about and while standing in line three separate people either had to put food back or cancel their whole order because they didn’t have enough money and their cards declined declined. My heart hurts.

I painted this.

‼️ MAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLL TIIIIIMMMEEE ‼️ I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖

I’m all for public breast feeding if that’s what you choose, but breastfeeding a grown ass toddler in the family hot tub at a children’s water park is most certainly a choice.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/

Sometimes having big ole knockers is a real pain but sometimes you can stick your frozen uncrustables under them and they’ll be defrosted in no time so it all evens out.

🙃🙃🙃 Just found out my company is switching insurances AGAIN. Apparently I was one of the only people who liked it. Paid $0 for primary visits and $15 for therapy visits and my premiums are not crazy. This is the 4th change in 6 years. 🙃🙃🙃

If anyone wants to add me my trainer code is: 974766924540 💖💖💖

👉🏻👈🏻 would any of you like to be friends with me on Pokémon Go?

🎶 My name is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I. My name is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I. 🎶

Some days I am so filled with rage that it completely consumes me.

My sweet baby girls. Meow. 😻

The Kidz Nop version of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter is

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

I really need to reset my TikTok algorithm because I’ve somehow wound up on the straight bush vs curly bush side of tiktok lately and I just saw someone say the whisker fatigue of having a straight bush is exhausting and I have now seen enough. I have reached my limit. I cannot go on any further.

Fell off my ladder today and possibly broke something in my foot. 🤘🏻