Wildly unpopular opinion: @jimmykimmel.com should have Roseanne Barr on the show. Give her a chance to explain her description of Valerie Jarrett as descendant from “Planet of the Apes.”

@capitolfax.bsky.social @danvock.bsky.social I never heard of Alex Seith before today. My first volunteer campaign job was not until 1980. That said, was 8% ever a “narrow loss”?

I would encourage the impatient folks out there to remember that Primary Election Day is March 17, 2026. If you know who the major candidates are for US Senate, you are an outlier. I get that Raja’s plan is to outspend. That was Blair Hull’s plan too. And Alan Dixon.

The renewed bid by the government to rid America of comedians that the Far-Right disagrees with is an attempt by Trump to distract us from the Epstein Files. Do not allow them to dishonor @charliekirk13.bsky.social by using his death to justify government censorship and distract from #EpsteinFiles.

My Top List of States not to Mess with. Where does Texas land? 1. Alaska 2. Idaho 3. West Virginia 4. Montana 5. Illinois 6. New York 7. Massachusetts 8.Texas 9. Oregon 10. Kentucky

F%ck with Oregon at your own peril. Shout out to fans of @trailblazers.bsky.social @portlandmercury.com @timbers.com @oregonduckfootball.bsky.social @pdxwinterhawks.bsky.social

In case you missed it: Donald Trump is placing a 100% sales tax on prescription drugs, which will double what you pay and what Medicaid pays for medication. Too distract us from the Epstein files.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social Next year will be the 250th anniversary of our nation. Let “No More Kings” and “This Land is Your Land” be our new National Anthems. ‘This Machine Kills Fascists’ - Woody Guthrie @oldtownschool.bsky.social youtu.be/wxiMrvDbq3s?...

I think most Veterans and active military agree with the Democratic Motto “Live and let live” because they are the ones that fight the bloody wars when we disagree. My family has risked it for America across many wars.

As I consider my bid for the White House @danvock.bsky.social , I just want to emphasize that I refuse to spy on my neighbors for the government, and I would never ask Americans to do that. “Live and let live” is something Rand Paul and I agree on I think. And most Veterans.

@danbiss.bsky.social @katmabu.bsky.social @ Sen Simmons @ildcca.bsky.social and anyone protesting ICE in Chicago. THIS IS the winning message: “These arrests are a distraction from Epstein. Trump sent child porn to Epstein. The people locked inside are pawns meant to distract & divide Americans.”

I posted this on FB. I will let you know what I learn.

Mantra: “Democrats cannot shut down the federal government. Trump controls all three branches. Trump is shutting down the government to distract us from the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein files.” cc: @altnps.bsky.social

I’m not claiming to be a political genius. But we are ALL smarter than whoever told @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov it was a good idea to reach out to Trump publicly to bargain over the shutdown. 1/2

My wife secured a $20 million gift from Mackenzie Scott for her organization. What Mackenzie is doing that is great is just giving the money to great organizations and trusting them to spend the money on whatever they think is best, instead of micromanaging.

Mamdani has a 20 point lead over Cuomo. I love it. Trump essentially put Mamdani into office with his deal with Adams. For what?

I do not know what is in the Epstein Files, but I know that it must be really, really indefensible for Trump to be so hellbent on keeping it closed.

It is not words like “Nazi”, “Fascist”, or “Authoritarian” that make people want to beat the fuck out of ICE agents, it is how ICE agents treat human beings like garbage. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

“Appeared to urge”? We’re trying to preserve the First Amendment, and y’all are not making the best case for the “Fourth Estate.” @royalpratt.bsky.social

I think it is worthwhile to point out that less money for CPS from Springfield means less money for charter public schools.

This is why Iowa is in a recession, and the US is headed for one.

The Truck Driver is allegedly an ICE agent.

Compromise ADU ordinance PASSES City Council in a 46-0 vote, ending a 7-year legislative battle over a modest affordable housing tool already common elsewhere in the country. Story TK

Voice of Reason Alert! 👇🏻

Every day that @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social is on the air is a defeat of Trump, Carr, and censorship.

Sinclair and Nexstar are probably next.

About 32 million adult men will experience mental illness in the US in 2025. Only half will seek help.

Money Quote: “ABC was the network to run the series Schoolhouse Rock more than fifty years ago. Its leadership should pay attention to the important lessons it taught.” - Roberta Kaplan, attorney for shareholders, and E. Jean Carroll TY @thr.com

Uh…Did Trump just slash funding in Darin LaHood’s district?

Depending on how the land became a public park, they might have a legal challenge @kmcchicago.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social . Land that is in public trust can have covenants that protect it. I helped save Grant Park @tonipreckwinkle.bsky.social

@jimmykimmel.com return last night is already over 13 million views on YouTube. Sinclair and Nexstar are losing ad revenue to YouTube, which is putting that ad money in the pockets of the Jimmy Kimmel show. youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?...

Maintaining your sense of humor through it all is important.

What I really want is video of the applause when he starts speaking and stops.

Great headline. Makes me think of Thanksgiving Dinner “I don’t know why we still let grandpa say grace at Thanksgiving dinner, but we’re just gonna sit here and stare at our plates until he stops talking.”

Trump admitting that ABC promised to fire Kimmel just kinda boggling. Is FCC Chair Carr calling Trump a liar, or did ABC promise they would fire Kimmel, and what did FCC promise in return?

“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”

Nothing to see here. Just Tylenol’s lawyers warming up…🔥

Them: “Release the Escalator Files!” Us: “Epstein.”

ICYMI SHE DID IT AGAIN But this time Not Michelle Obama She plagiarized C.J. CHERRYH

I ❤️ Chicago. Tonight on the news: the terror of motorized scooters. Also, the ICE agent whose official statement claimed he “feared for his life” was caught on bodycam telling CPD he had torn pants, lacerations, “nothing major.” 👆I have questions.

I cannot remember the last time I watched broadcast tv for anything but a sporting event or a President. Bring the good stuff, @jimmykimmel.com .

It is quite fucking possible that Lindsey Graham forgot the first term. He seems incapable of remembering anything before 2023. Maybe January 7th.

Let me tell you that a quick survey of mentions over at X/Twitter suggests that a lot of Charlie Kirk’s mentions are coming from people like Megyn Kelly, James Woods and Elon Musk who hardly ever mentioned him while he was alive. They seem to like Charlie more dead.

800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel told his audience to bomb the UN building? Oh wait. That was Jesse Watters today. Because an escalator stopped working while Trump was on it.

People have very, very strong feelings about dog-friendly bars and restaurants👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻