It's 10 A.M. Do you know where The Epstein Files are?

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

I hate everyone on the road at all times. You got all these streets to choose from, but you choose the one I'm on?!

Is she talking about the Wendy's 4for4?

Brooke Rollins is still at it! "We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."

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Favorite horror movies where a Black person lives till the end?

Official lineup for Barrels on the Bayou... Details | barrelsonthebayou.com #foryoubayou

RUH ROH.

Ludacris pulled out of the MAGA rally! That's enough for me to keep bopping his shit. Not gonna lie... Life was bout to be real rough for ya boy. I listen to that nigga like every other day...

If I sing a sad sad sad sad song, would you give it to me...?

That time I got dealt the realest hand in Cards Against Humanity...

White people love seeing global tragedies and being like, "SNL is gonna have fun with this..."

She a 10, but she posts Bible verses...

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Can we make a "The Day It Happens" playlist rq? I'm goin here 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

lol lmao even

The fifth defender, remembering that day

Because they invented it...

UNREAL ANTHONY BLACK FASTBREAK DUNK OVER FOUR DEFENDERS 🤯

Minnesota Nice in 2026 is calling a fed a Fat Little Bitch in a public setting

Clearly, sexuality isn't a choice, or we wouldn't be in this position...

These are the facts.

Man, what did she do to make them niggas so mad?!

They throwing piss bottles into ICE vehicles, y'all... A blueprint.

“I’m president, I’ll just take it”… That’s our new national motto.

Trump during Florida Panthers celebration: "I heard they have a little surprise. Ooh, that looks nice. I hope it's the stick and not just the shirt. That stick looks beautiful. That looks beautiful. Maybe I get both, who the hells knows. I'm president, I'll just take them."

What exactly is Nobel's definition of "peace?"

Our whole childhood was a lie... youtu.be/KBUNlLnhLXE?...

I know don't know who else to tell, so I'm saying it here. Mia X is bringing a collaboration to Barrels on the Bayou! THE BIGGEST MAMA ON THE BLACKEST STAGE! I wish I could tell 14 yo Day that he'd be working with his 2nd fav No Limit Soldier! I don't wanna tell him what became of his 1st tho...

Them: You're self employed. You must be living the dream! Me:

can't wait for Newsom to agree with Shapiro when he says something about killing all trans people only for Newsom to cry next week about trans people being mean to him and he's the number one supporter of trans rights because he appointed a single trans judge a few years ago

This isn't a president who cares about passing bills; the Constitution ensures Congress will not remove him unless a large share of Republicans turn against him, which won't happen. Unlike a presidential election, Trump has fewer incentives to overturn a midterm. Which isn't to say he wouldn't try.

If they can find a way to blame leftists for Minneapolis, we can get them behind this.

Don't invite me to a peaceful protest. If y'all wanna disrupt, break, burn, and show up in force, I'm down. But I'm not attending a pep rally on a pre approved corner where speeches are given by AIPAC Democrats. We got C-Span at home...

This was by far the best year for the Alien/Predator franchises. Predator: Killer of Killers Alien: Earth Predator: Badlands Looking forward to what comes next...

Ghost Rider would get so bored with the amount of people he has to Penance Stare

#MAGA www.wistv.com/2026/01/14/e...

Nooooooo!! No no no no no noooooo!! NOT MAGA LUDAAAAAAA!!!

Folks still be posting fascist shit online and be like, "If you support this, unfriend me!" Ma'am, It's 2026. The year 10 AT (After Trump). If you're still talking to fascists at this point, you're the problem...

FIREWORKS, Day!!! Don't you UNDERSTAND???

It's wild how the same folk who screamed "Fire Tomlin" are gleefully showing up for Mac Miller bobblehead nights at PNC Park. Your standards are inconsistent... #KeepThatSameEnergy

Bari Weiss’ newest slopaganda, *not* "sponsored by Jack Daniel’s": www.fingers.email/p/bari-weiss...

It'd be super cool if they could put their name & badge number on some sort of shiny metal plate that they're required to wear on their uniforms at all times? I drew this rough mockup...

IDKWNTHTB