None Pizza with Left Baby!!!

THE PIZZA HAS BEEN DELIVERED

ICE is wearing Meta's camera glasses.

Hey, US friends. One click took to help save PEPFAR funds. Please click! act.pih.org/pepfar-appor...

A colleague on campus today asked me why I’d forgo office w/a window & I reminded her I get active & credible death threats. When I ended up on the Turning Point professor list I got them for a month. We have got to raise better humans & change our gun laws. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

Thinking about the family of Representative Melissa Hortman & her husband who were assassinated at the hands of a radical MAGA shooter in June. Melissa was doing such important work for the state of Minnesota & this country-we grieve her loss & demand strict gun reform legislation.

Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported. Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad. We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.

Gavin Newsom is anti-trans and I will never, ever vote for him.

6 months ago, in the shadow of the night, Israeli soldiers took 16-year-old American Muhammad Zaher Ibrahim from his family. He’s been imprisoned ever since. He’s suffered from scabies & lost 25 pounds. Remember Sayfollah Musallet, the young American killed by settlers last month? They’re cousins.

Unsurprising but horrifying. Wherever there are people forced into crowded living conditions, there will be tuberculosis. Wherever people are dehumanized, there will be tuberculosis. prospect.org/health/2025-...

Focus Friend is currently the #4 top productivity app on the App Store 😯

Air? salty Door? rusty Lost? in the memory Changing? for the better Wanting? was enough Plans? cancelled Meeting? behind the mall You? never mine Living? for the hope of it all

Breaking: per FEMA sources Kristi Noem was responsible for THREE DAY DELAY in deploying search-and-rescue in Texas Fire her. Blood on her hands.

it is very bad that lying is not only not punished, but actively rewarded by voters

For anybody trying to keep costs down/limit carbon emissions but also not melt in the summer, don't wait until it's 90 degrees to turn on the AC. It may feel virtuous, but it takes far more energy to cool a house from 90 to 75 than it does to *keep* a house that is already at 75, at 75.

oh my god you guys look what @tori.dftba.social made me 😭😭😭 I don't even know how to express my emotions right now but I'm having a lot of them 🥲❤️ has any baby nerdfighter been more loved so early by people their parents have never even met irl!!

Weird how this was all caused by the Apprentice.

You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Nerdfighteria's own Marcus Browne IS STAYING.

"Elon Musk was just doing a hand gesture nobody knows what it means" but somehow Mamdani represents an existential threat to Judaism lol you absolute fucking clowns

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

Over 6,000 calls and emails have come from nerdfighteria in the last 30 hours as our community fights to save PEPFAR and other global health funding from devastating US Government cuts. Really proud to be a nerdfighter today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJW2...

Stop. We're not rioting here in Los Angeles. Trump isn't removing criminals. He's scooping up our friends and neighbors and denying them due process. We're protecting them with our bodies and making it difficult for ICE to commit these crimes. There is a difference.

Spotted on the most recent episode of Taskmaster! 🥹

Are you following the classic Tetris world championship @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social? Blue Scuti just got over 1.8 million (world record) in the top 32 and the opponent got 1.6 million and they both reached level 39!!

Happy 10th year anniversary weekend to @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social! Thanks for reminding us that hope is the thing with feathers, sneezing isn’t normal, and-OH MY GOD, IT’S BURNING!

Oh my god I have amazing news… good.store/products/soc... Not only does the money not end up with billionaires, it is currently building a hospital in Sierra Leone.

bsky right now.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?

Happy Musk vs Trump day for all those celebrating.

Elon Musk’s divorce streak remains undefeated

NEW DODIE MUSIC NEXT WEEK

it is fucking bonkers that people still think "i hate men" means "i hate all men, specifically, even and especially YOU" and not "i hate the way the patriarchy treats women and the way that many, many men play their part in upholding the patriarchy through violence, cruelty, and theft"

Hell of a day. Hell of a night. Hell of a hangover.

Live scenes of me sipping my morning cuppa tea today: youtu.be/Kg8fx7MNNWY #AFCW 💙💛

BREAKING: An Israeli airstrike on a school-turned-shelter has killed at least 25 Palestinians, mostly women and children, Gaza's Health Ministry said. The school was hit three times while people slept, setting their belongings ablaze, they added.

@abdullahenani.bsky.social I hope you have had a wonderful birthday - DFTBA!

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

The double is complete.

shoutout to the #afcwimbledon fans who have never watched them play. very strange to be so excited about a team i’ve never watched play a sport i’ve never watched be promoted to a level i do not understand. i love it congratulations dons!!

Our defense. Up the dons. Literally. @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social

up the bastard Wimbledon.

40 minutes to go! Up the dons!

THE NERDFIGHTER DONS ARE HERE.

Was great to get to meet you - UP THE DONS!

If you do in fact want Covid boosters for yourself or anyone, you can submit public comment to the FDA here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...

Gwen and I are praying for President Biden and his family. A truly decent man and a friend. We’re wishing him all the best. apnews.com/article/bide...

Let's hope I can get a ticket!