Chronic pain peeps; you ever have a feeling like your hip isn't in the socket properly or like it needs to click? What causes that? How do I fix this? Ow

POLL for fellow audiobook fans: what is your favourite audiobook & why? I cancelled my Audible subscription & have switched to employee-owned @libro.fm, which helps support independent bookstores. 📚🩷 My referral link, if you'd like to check it out: libro.fm/referral?rf_... #IndieBookstore

It should be illegal for an ad on a YouTube video to be longer than the actual video itself

Today in things I have said to my romance partners and my binder: "How long am I gonna be in you?"

One day I'll go to Pride and won't have to sit through a performer saying bisexuals are "just indecisive" or "actually gay but not ready to say so" or "halfway out the closet" Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better. #bipride #brightonpride

Once again the women do what the men couldn't. Congrats Lionesses! #euros

TIL the England keeper also has a visual disability that impacts her depth perception, just like me! Hell yeah

You know what would really boil Joanne's piss? This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral. Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened. (Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)

I would love it if, just once, there were no technical issues with Microsoft Teams and my therapy session just happened on time with no hiccoughs.

I'm so glad multiple doctors have reached the conclusion that there's nothing wrong with my neck and shoulder, so while I lie in the recovery position on the bathroom floor trying not to vomit at least I know there's nothing wrong and this is actually totally fine

This is Jackson Baly coded

Explain like I'm five please: Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?

London-Based bird & bug people, I saw something out the corner of my eye over the weekend that was about the size of a hummingbird and moved with the speed of a hummingbird. Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird? but there aren't hummingbirds in London. Wtf was it

YouTube: your Tom & Jerry video is too violent for kids & encourages dishonest behaviour Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids" Bruh.

I only want to date people who are kind to service workers and cruel to me in bed

"If we don't fight then we die, so how can we choose to do anything else?" - Ivanno Jeremiah If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.

WOMBLE TIL I DIE 💙💛

Welcome to wildly vague medical question time with Jepha, Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health? When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle

Hotel Reverie? More like Groundhog Gay. That's it, that's the post. #blackmirror

This is your regular reminder that Quadball is an all gender sport and openly welcomes trans athletes. The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it. quadballuk.org

Watching the latest episode of Doctor Who yesterday I think I've landed on why I don't enjoy it as much as previous seasons. Having the same familiar Doctor Who dialogue/story with the Disney-ified effects creates a real tonal mismatch for me. 🧵

Consulting the hive mind: I'm trying to not purchase anything from Amazon, does anyone know where I can get a case for the Pixel 7 that has the like kickstand bit on it? This photo is the type I've had for the past like 5 years but I can't find anything like it /not/ on Amazon

I've found the only good use for Gemini

I'm allowed to ask if my son's getting anal #forcetweet

are you looking at my son's penis? #forcetweet

Alarm Followers Club lock in! After almost 24 whole hours without the constant screech the alarm is back and going HARD This mod will not be sleeping any time soon. #P4A2025

Reminder to head to projectforawesome.com/art to send in any memes and digital Nerdfighter art you made during the stream #P4A2025

Heck yes! #P4A2024

Moderator pizza party has taken a tone with the world's saddest party blowers to celebrate hitting $3.3M #P4A2025

It wouldn't be P4A if I didn't make some form of this meme #p4a2025

DJ Trashwater- now accepting bookings for weddings, bar mitzvahs, sweet 16s, and warehouse raves #P4A2025

Everybody, meet Ronate McDonate he loves burgers almost as much as he loves charitable donations. #P4A2025

yusssss We blew past $2,468,420.69 but still got the $2.468M #p4a2025

This is my child and I am very proud of them. #p4a2025

Good morning! We are live again over at projectforawesome.com/live and we're drawing frogs in bunny costumes #p4a2025

I framed the confetti and balloon prompt that I got from last years P4A and now it lives on my desk #P4A2025

So there's a free colouring book on the banana loca website #p4a2025

P4A chat be like: #p4a2025

Brine David Gilbert. That's it, that's the post. #p4a2025

It is 2am and I am CACKLING at the various "our current hosts are" posts in the #p4a2025 chat projectforawesome.com/live

I love hearing from Dr Joia Mukherjee every year during #p4a2025 this was my favourite quote from her hosting segment last year @partnersinhealth.bsky.social

One does not simply turn off the goose #p4a2025

You know what Xiaohongshu has the tiktok doesn't? If I accidentally swipe away and then swipe back to the video I was watching Xiaohongshu remember the part of the video I was up to so I don't have to fast forward back to where I was

Went to Demi's show last week on Thursday and it was brilliant! If you're in London and want to laugh (and maybe scat?) til your tum hurts get down to Soho theatre.

My #p4a2025 submission video is premiering right now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MVi...

Pov me taking my meds with whatever the closest bottle of drink is. Aka my morning prepsi

This app got me dead to rights 🤣 it took like 5 sessions

Via @maketheroadny.bsky.social: If ICE shows up, know your rights. “ICE does not have the right to enter your home without a valid warrant signed by a judge.” maketheroadny.org/we-protect-us/

If you happen to be in Dublin this weekend come join us for MegaCon Live at the RDS! #megaconlive

Come round my place this weekend we're having a dublin's lumber party #forcetweet