And I couldn't even afford it! I'm so sick of this.

Finding myself struggling to not just type WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT under most gaming videos I see these days. Like there's been a tone and cadence shift over the last couple of years that I can only guess is what you get when everyone buys prompters but no one knows how to read from them.

I hid that "Flood TL with irrelevant bad takes" post IMMEDIATELY I do not want my feed to become Twitter 2

DDLC getting taken off of Android is bad but this also means we're unfortunately going to see another week of nonstop censorship discourse and we all know where that eventually leads

I of course respect people of any pronouns, but I also have the mind of a child so every time I see a user with "it/she" in their pronoun-labeler tags I have to giggle to myself this user is itchy. perhaps they need to apply the cream?

Also I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow, there's like three of 'em No, I am not excited.

Memes are funny until you start seeing it every two posts and each variation of it is unfunnier than the last

"Without suppression or gatekeeping"

THERE'S the Dottie (thank u)

Though, I'm still optimistic I guess. Here's to hoping the game will have at least SOME variety

I'm still a bit bummed out about Rhythm Heaven Groove's art style changes, as in I really liked the mixed styles more I really don't want this game to be Fever 2 just because people (Mostly newer fans) like that one the most

Rhythm Paradise Groove / Switch / Nintendo / 2026

Braindead

it's 40 dollars we can't stop winning

RHYTHM HEAVEN GROOVE JULY 2ND

New to BlueSky, huh?

this just in: funniest youtuber in the world breaks new ground by suggesting something about a video game and following it up with 'but thats just a theory... a GAAAAAME THEORY' and then apologising

I LOVE BUNNIES

⛰️🤖

I've been on the verge lately and my feed has NOT been helping. Holy shit

(Mario Movie spoilers)

Uhmmm ..... At least take me out to dinner first ???

Damn I can tell people REALLY don't like Dottie

Can someone just. Unplug me for a bit. Maybe for like, I don't know, a year?

This moment in the Mario Galaxy Movie was so funny- wait woah what was that?? #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie

"Actually it wasn't AI" Sure! I'll accept that, but it's still incredibly fun to dunk on Bsky's higherups for being AI bootsmoochers

Good news, folks. Everyone blaming GenAI are the best type of correct, technically correct.

Right, it's Asexuality Day Hello! I'm a (mostly) sex-repulsed asexual, gray-ace to be the most accurate That's all.

My feed hasn't been working for the entire day, and it seems like I'm not the only one vibes coded or whatever

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

After a bit of "Not scrolling on Bsky", I quickly realized this is just an extremely loud minority Tons of people enjoyed the movie and can talk about it without dunking on the movie and those who liked it Anyway, back to gushing about how awesome it was

bluesky employees: we are vibe coding the entire website using only AI now yeah dude, i can tell

So turns out that AI coding wasn't as game-changing as you thought it was, huh Bsky execs?

The ai vibe coding seems to be working out pretty well

I'm tired of getting these corny ass "Awhhh but everything will be okay!" responses. Stop lying to me. You say this every time. And have things gotten better? Is everything "okay" like you've promised? Nope! I just need to sit down and talk to someone. More people, actually.

(Self Harm/Suicide mention, only warning because this came out of nowhere) I hate how the general mindset towards suicide is "That's selfish! What about the people who care about you?" rather than genuine empathy and comfort. Like, yeah boss! That's the problem, not many people care about me!

I wish I knew how to blend in more

Just as a reminder:

Today's already bad because I started self-loathing, go figure

It is apparently just a law of the internet that there will always be some small number of people who read a post that says “I really hate it when people do this thing” and are surprised at being blocked when they immediately respond by doing this thing (“ironically”)

While we're discussing Bluesky's use of AI, I haven't been allowed to upload videos since I got my hacked accounts recovered in August because they are still leaving me waiting weeks for a useless AI response saying they'll look into it instead of directing me to a team member or actually fixing it

Today is.. NOT my birthday! I wish it was though. #IAmSeverelyLackingAttention

I'll just wait until like a week later to fully gush about the movie since it's still "Tag your spoilers" season

nothing gives joy like seeing a bunch of notifs and it's just a single person demolishing through your posts. i will never be caught complaining about this bc how can you be upset when you're the reason someone is having a great time. you've become a metaphorical gold mine to someone in this moment

mario galaxy movie was jingling keys but god damn those keys are awesome

yeah honestly no just wait until darkrai starts some shit it gets pretty bad