What quote from a movie can you hear perfectly inside your head? 🖤

My father would have loved this. My mother will love this and I'm sending this to her.

Me next year: “hey remember when you could fill up your tank for under a hundred bucks?”

“I was gonna be busy all day “

Tell me more about this hot peyote dessert

The official app for sports has pretty solid music as well.

State Theater Ithaca

Rest in peace, legend

I mean come on. It’s always Marsha Marsha Marsha

420 is part of our holy trinity of busiest days at Weswings. 664 dinner and dessert pails served tonight. (Super Bowl and Thanksgiving Pails aka Swingsgiving the other 2)

Happy 420 to all who celebrate

I’m glad someone is keeping track. Apparently I’ve gotten a two 74 times

My wife when I come back from Dunkin with 2 medium coffees instead of large

Wanna know how restaurants and small businesses are currently dealing with inflation and the general business climate? Here's a thread from someone who has over 35 years experience owning a restaurant. 1/15

Ironically it’s hard to find him in syndication

At Costco during April vacation has strong Brady Bunch “kids, we’re going to Sears” vibes

GenX dad my next 3 concerts or events 1 Bruce Springsteen 2 Bob Dylan 3 Savannah Bananas

Over 80 degrees in Middletown so we’re having BBQ chicken for dinner at Weswings First roasted with a dry rub then finished with our BBQ sauce

I think after the midterms, Trump will enter his lame duck phase and focus 100% on grifting and building monuments to himself. (I realize he’s close to that now)

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

Maybe it’s my age but everything is so fucking stupid right now.

“Blood on the Badge” or BOB was a great crime novel. Should of won a Pulitzer

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FYI, this gallery has all the photos NASA is sharing from Artemis II in one place, with descriptions.

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

I think we know who really caused UConn to lose that game.

Suddenly Dan Hurley looks like the normal UConn coach

There are a lot of Jordans furniture customers sweating right now.

Seriously what the fuck was that?

Is there a polymarket bet on if he falls asleep during his own speech?

I hope the astronauts packed some snacks #artemisII

Artemis II more like Woke II

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

Celebrating the UConn victory like a real Connecticut sports fan. With a Martha-tini at Martha Stewart’s Bedford restaurant at Foxwoods.

Bluesky, THE SPORTS APP @dennycarter.bsky.social

Omfg

Charles Barkley is a national treasure

Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.

Ugh my Patriots will continue their long history of mediocrity in Taxachussettes

I need a miracle

Thrilled to have Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social join us to deliver Wesleyan University’s commencement address this year! #highered #democracy

I follow a lot of @wesleyanuniversity.bsky.social alums for their various specialties but several of them are tremendous cooks. Think I’m gonna start posting #wesfood

@kleinman.bsky.social Gilbralter Dire and uh um. Whoops

Holy shit Santa Clara Kentucky

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

Madrid at night

“Well I never been to Spain but I kinda like the music 🎶”

Sometimes I wish I paid more attention to soccer so I would appreciate what the crowd in front of our hotel in Madrid was about.

Trump doesn’t have the attention span for a protracted conflict. These people only know how to break things. He’ll bomb a lot of people and things and then walk away to let the region burn. TACO isn’t just for tariffs.