Subpoena’s a beautiful name for a girl

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

Fucking crazy how raising e to a lateral/“imaginary” number creates a sine wave

I have 3 versions of Win11 that I downloaded from Microsoft over the past few years. Each version is more invasive than the previous. The latest (25H2) forces you to create an Outlook email account before it will proceed with installation. I now only install Linux on friends and family's machines.

Beat the Shit out of a TOOL Fan for the most Clear and Valid reasons

Roses are red, Sandbar sharks are brown, Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish, Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin, Wait what were we talking about again?

China’s Yangtze River shows signs of remarkable recovery after fishing ban Doubling of fish biomass and rebounding of endangered species shows government measures starting to work, biologists say www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Me: I think god probably exists in some capacity within the confines of that which the anthropocene can claim as morally altruistic Cat: meow

Electronic music was so cool in the early 2000s. What happened america?!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNN

Having a giant dick is aweome until it’s too big and you get injured

Looks tasty asf

you will not take my heart alive

visualizer for "Stygian Blue" is now live on youtube. less than a week til the album drops im so excited youtu.be/h_IoJM-NgGo

How do you define order without referring to chaos, its opposite? I’ve been thinking about this for a few days now and I’ve found an answer! 🧪🧵:

Even fallen trees reach for the light.

Fuck [PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE] All my homies hate [PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE]

Bohemian Waxwing (Bombycilla garrulous): The Waxwings that move south from northern Eurasian & N.American forests during the winter frequently appear in towns & cities. Photo taken by Wayne Knapik in Canada. #waxwing #bird #birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature #canada

My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.

Amanitaaa #amanita #muscaria #fly #agaric #fungi

Frogge Spotted

HIS THRONE

I love being alive

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For our department Halloween party, I went as scary Stratospheric Aerosol Injection (SAI) - mostly to tease @danvisioni.bsky.social

I’m so dreamy

Hinge wasn’t prepared for my hijinks My buffoonery

anyone got any idea what im cookin lately

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

This ICE removal operated by Omni Air International is now making its second stop, in Sri Lanka. So far, migrants onboard have spent 34 hours in handcuffs, leg irons and a waist chain. There may be more stops. Omni and its parent company were purchased in April by private equity firm Stonepeak.

Believe it or not, but 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002569 is prime.

Idk why but all my friends are trans / nonbinary / genderqueer I got to talking about this with two of my (trans) classmates & they were like “yeah it’s coming, sorry bud” ???

Mat sci midterm: DONE 👊 Calc 3 midterm: DONE 👊 Radiation physics midterm: TOMORROW ✌️👄🚣

Born too late for real-coke Coca-Cola Born too early for electrical zaps from the brain chip Born just in time for binaural green noise and Celsius

Fucking hell this dude’s beyond goated

Zohran Mamdani just said he'd support new nuclear plants in New York at tonight's debate. Mamdani: “I think it’s something worth exploring.” Cuomo: “Is that a yes?” Mamdani: “Yeah.”

The old valve logos went so hard

Bad news for workers at the companies trying to develop geothermal and lithium on the Salton Sea: A new study found that inhaling dust from the inland California lake changes lung microbiomes and harms immune response in ways that may be irreversible. The more the lake dries, the most toxic dust.

Idk what this is! But it’s pretty

#NoKings Miami!

“There's something wrong when you have one country ruining, leveling another country. No matter what started it.” Renown scientist Bill Nye shares his thoughts on Gaza with @premthakker.bsky.social at the ’No Kings’ rally in Washington, DC.

POV: you are a hummingbird

Engineering problems solved by rice: -iPhone -Great Wall of China

I swear to god I just made the best mushroom soup of All Time

"Young women are mutilating their bodies!" yeah they're getting rhinoplasties and approaching the Ariana Grande event horizon

One of my favorite photos