Ima drop you like a hot potato cuz you a hating ass bitch. Or we gonna listen to Beyoncé sing live until you *get it*. (Cc: I was converted by @marlonmezzo.com) Very NOT sorry.

Can’t wait to catch up on my Sunday anime

BLOOM

Spread the word

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This face is so disarming

Honestly? Truly? Bye summer.

We get new #CowboyCarterTour footage today! 🤠

Ok Vic I see you👏🏽🙂‍↕️

the thing is that neither of these are his best song.

If your complexion looks like this, I will ease up my RBF when you talk to me

I was so hype to finally have a Beyonce rap album to support my stance on her being my favorite female rapper 😂😂 Ppl were SICK of me, but they couldn’t argue effectively 💁🏿‍♂️

It’s my favorite holiday! 🥹🙌🏿

This post will probably get me whacked a few times…😅

I am WHEAK at this 😂😂 Yes. I can 😅 It’s just too much time and money! I like convenience. Bald is the best thing ever (for me)

Fighting 🫠

A DURferent World 🌎

They were 21 and 19!

Wow. Look at this mug

i absolutely hate being stared at.

It's the contrarian in them. Cause the "why" is rarely rooted in fact/reality.

"Don't like" and "don't listen to" are vastly different things. Not everyone has the same taste in music. But hating someone I admire, for no particular reason other than their popularity, is a red flag for me.

I love this about him 😭

These MUTHAFUCKAS ain’t stopping Tey #BETAwards2025 #BETAwards

I- am entertained

This man is really in my grill tryna tell me it wasn’t the Latino vote that was responsible for Trump winning last year Well I definitely know it wasn’t the Black vote. WE HAD COMMON SENSE Meanwhile…

I finished it and I can’t believe NPR uploaded that. Wow.

I have secondhand embarrassment from Amerie’s Tiny Desk. DC, I’m so sorry 🥴

The Crispy Chicken Quartet 🌯

Yes

It’s Opening Day! Come check us out!

I- 🥹 I just get on my stories, show a little personality, and maybe some work here and there

Bedridden from paralyzing anxiety

COQUITO

Don’t ever compare Beyonce with these other hoes. Did y’all see her perform in the pouring rain?! THE GREATEST

My brovaries!! 😩🤧

just opened a package for a spider to come climbing out. be right back, i need to burn the neighborhood. my arachnophobia is on one right now 😢

If the gym is the only aspect of your life in which you exhibit “discipline,” that’s vanity, baby. Call a thing a thing.

Yo booty gonna be doing the same thing 🙂‍↔️

Today feels like a Chipotle day. Sofritas burrito is howling in the wind.

Next year I’ll be sure to be on a social media hiatus around this time

Make sure you mug everybody too! 🤭

The Pokemon that runs this account

Saying you “want” to see me while only partaking in/inviting me to activities and environments in which you know I will be uncomfortable/not enjoy is… a choice.

THANK YOU!! Freed her from the cycle of mere consumerism and actually made thought provoking work that incites conversation, connection, inspection and reflection! We haven’t been the same since

THIS is my personal soap box for Lemonade respect. It is Beyoncé’s shift in artistry, transcending mere consumption and evolving into something INTENTIONALLY healing. Everything after Lemonade is a MASTERPIECE. EVERYTHING.

The Rock version of “Sorry Not Sorry” is a fuckin RIDE. Demi AAAAAAAAAATE that Rock album. My favorite project of 2023

I love the temperature in DC today. I mean LOVE. My walk was amazing. Now to the gym I go and back inside for the evening 🥰

I love when I pop up in dreams as my full self 🥹