I beat the whole team tf up. Rogue has lowkey become my favorite tank lately!

We shouldn’t have to pay rent because we learned the Pythagorean theorem.

America defeated fascism. We don’t need its aesthetics decorating the White House.

“When we chillin??” me:

I’m mad cuz yall be fucking good men over because you too much of a PONK to be a real man.

Lmao 🫠🤭

me and bae gotta travel more bruh

FURTHERMORE you individuals with real susceptibility to the internet shit will entertain these Lala-Land niggas and act like they did you wrong. The call is coming from inside the house silly.

earthsignchels is next.

oh wow Im’ literally on this chapter rn

I hate it when I twerk on my keyboard.

Are y’all really gonna judge me if I use this Moltres to beat the Elite Four??

Omarion.

These vocals: #VERZUZ

I know every word to every Pretty Ricky song, please don’t play with me.

B2K had to have known they couldn’t run 20. Singles against Pretty Rickey. Pretty’s first two albums almost had no skips.

“Can we get a little closer baby “

SHOOT THE PENI NEST 🗣️‼️ SHOOT THE GROOT WALLS 🗣️‼️ SHOOT THE LOKI CLONES 🗣️‼️ SHOOT THE AMPLIFIER 🗣️‼️ SHOOT THE PHOENIX ULT 🗣️‼️ SHOOT HELA’S ULT 🗣️‼️ SHOOT THE GIANT WHITE FOX 🗣️‼️

I cannot wait 😍 one of my all time favorite movies

my workspace is so cluttered 😣

Post yourself rn or get bad luck for 24 years

I seriously need to stop touching my weenis

I might come off “weird” because I’ve been mishandled a bunch of times and don’t care to go through it again…

I’m a flirt but there are very few people who have actual access to me!

I NEED A CATDOG

how's your day going so farrrr

Compete? For a nigga?

yall remember when Blue from Blue’s Clues hopped on that Frank Ocean track 😮‍💨🔥

OBAMA x ALL THE SMOKE interview ✅ JENNIFER LEWIS X KEKE PALMER interview ✅ YouTube been popping this week.

Happy Hump Day 💋 @pureformen.bsky.social

good morning ☀️ 🌱

Absolutely 🫠

def good to be back

I get loud, Just like my weed Iont watch my tone with niggas.

Lmaoooo I don’t even know where I was going with that

You can’t spell “lgbT” without Tyrone.

Chuck Schumer & Hakeem gotta go.

Only the Democratic Party could mistake a triumph for a tragedy - and probably privately plot to turn it into one.

“Do not do as I have done; do as I speak now”

😂😆😩

I fucking hate Marvel Rivals.

😮‍💨 Buldak ramen is so fuckin good bruh 🔥

Trump really got Geminis out here looking real bad 😂

POV you been dating a 🥷 from Baltimore for 5years

goood morrrnningggg 🌻

I was blessed with an older brother who always looks out for me 🫠 I need this nigga to find me a car 😪

If you nickname your Pokemon we could NEVER 🥴

Fuck X bruh.