Someone needs to say “Who the fuck are you?” to this guy’s face Seriously push these nerds down a flight of stairs on sight

Me and the three people who read my skeets

Yeah, yeah, I know there's a bazillion of these takes. Here's mine: "Democracy Dies When We Say It Dies. And It Puts The Lotion In The Basket"

URGENT: Here’s a list of campaigns to support Black families displaced by the LA fires. Bit.ly/rebuildAD h/t: @ykreborn.bsky.social

"considered incriminating by [the President]" is a whole program.

This has been (or I try to make it so) constantly on my mind for a long time now. The number is probably low, and it increases all the time. The ongoing tragedy in Los Angeles is not a small part of that increase. Privilege is also to not be struck by one single catastrophic event.

A poem This is A compelling demonstration that jujitsu and MMA training or hunting pigs in Hawaii or making your neck real thick or whatever isn’t going to help you act aggressive If you’re constitutionally bitchmade

Shout it from the rooftops.

Shout it from the rooftops.

Agora para os lá de casa: Alguém leva a sério esta suposta candidatura do Tó-Zé? Quer dizer, além do próprio (e mesmo aí não tenho a certeza)

Guilty. What I signaled was "I may be a pile of toxic waste avoided by friends, despised by coworkers, and ~ checks ~ as of now still tolerated by the wife, but even I don't want to be associated with your hellish oeuvre any longer, asshole"

It's a shame somebody taught you how to write.

Para contextualizar os incêndios em L.A. Uma espécie de antes e depois.

"How did 1930s fascism gain a foothold in Europe so quickly, you ask? Well, we prepared an experiment for you. Why read books about it, when you can live it?"

I'm The Oldest One in Here

Not sure what news we will be waking up to tomorrow in what concerns the Palisades fire. It's terrifying.

Been successfully staying away from the utterances, or reports thereof, coming out of that fucking clown but today "Gulf of America" broke through the barricade. I haven't hit anyone since my days in the Navy (bars in Lisbon were fun) thirty-something yrs ago. I'd happily break that streak today

This.

In his video, Zuck says he started building social media to "give people a voice" and that their roots lie in free expression but pls don't forget he actually started building social media to rate whether women were hot. Incel behavior.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can convince me this is real life.

ótima segunda-feira amigas 🙏

Too many people answering “what do we owe to each other” with at best nothing and at worst harm

Fuck yeah

I really do believe AI is inherently fascist. Both the resources it takes to generate and the soullessness of its output render it entirely irredeemable, but it also hollows out any meaning we can get from communication and art and reduces human life to an aesthetic it wears like a skinsuit.

We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”

Not sure why the showrunners for this season of America thought they had to start off like this. Hard to imaging how they will keep it up. Bold move, though.

Best: 1986. It's a blur. I was young. Worst: 2016. Spent Xmas w/family in Porto. Plan was to be back for NYE with wife and dogs. Plane couldn't land in Madrid (fog). Went to Valencia. No flights. They put us on a BUS. 5 h journey to Madrid. Hotel & meal vouchers. 🥂🥳 Back to airport at 4 am, 2017.

Mandatory re-upping.

There's a new Bobby Fingers out, and it belongs in the Pantheon.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

Let me clarify even further: this motherfucker would bring back slavery in a heartbeat.

America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth. The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%. Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.

It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves

New pet peeve (*) I used to rant against any online or printed media article that even ever so slightly mentioned the name "trump" in, say, the last ten fucking years and for that reason just HAD to include one or three photos of the beast. Because we don't know what it looks like. Now it's Musk.

Happy Friday. End the SSA annual income cap.

That's how it's done. And to show my support I will get an extra 400 pounds of bananas and the 12,000 AAA battery pack on my next Costco run.

Same, and I finally decided to make it a recurring monthly donation. Jimmy Wales used to have to hound me every day for weeks on end until I caved. But it took Apartheid Boy three or four words to make me jump on it.

Victim blaming, Portuguese style. The head of an association of book publishers was murdered by a speeding murderer while riding his bicycle in Lisbon. The main newspaper publishes a piece about how cyclists can "minimize risk". #bikesky

is pushing daisies hit bingo went from this to a better one beat the boot buttoned the jacket stretched the leg put on the wooden jammies issued the master-fart turned to ham (most of these are from Portuguese)

Brother.

I dig it, but unfortunate branding for Portuguese and Spanish speakers. Maybe also Italian.

The Anthem of 2024, by my local band.

I've been trying to avoid this but since we're not going through real life, why not. They are making it easy for folks to.. go there.

"Why kill school kids for attention when you can kill ceos instead" is the most 21st century America solution to the gun violence issue possible

I'm booooored...

The drone shit is proving that we're in for (at least) four years of nonstop War of the Worlds panics. People you once believed smart and entrust with your children will corner you with podcast medicine. Refuting it? Pointless. You will realize your doctor is an alchemist 25 minutes before surgery.

I'm very confused about discussions and lists about Christmas movies. All pointless and moot. There is only one Christmas movie.

"Guys, we're invaders, not rule breakers. Remember to use crosswalks and only employ regulation death rays"

"BUT EVERY FUCKING STORY SINCE 2015 TO INFINITY AND BEYOND WHERE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE MENTION OF THE NAME 'TRUMP' MUST INCLUDE AT LEAST ONE, IDEALLY THREE, PHOTOS SHOWING THE REVOLTING MUG OF ITS BEARER, OR OUR WHOLE INDUSTRY WILL PERISH"