Rewatching old movies & realizing they kinda suck

Mariah the Scientist’s willingness to date such an ugly man told us what we needed to know about her decision making 👐🏽

He look like it.

So my storage unit fucked me over and doubled my rent. I need to make $400 by Friday so they don’t send my shit to auction. I’m selling press on nails to make the money. Please check out my Ig madamngoodnails for inspo and DM me to order 💅🏿 any set I’ve made before can be made again and customized

So cedar point 😂

Tryna fight off a 2nd nap. I’m barely holding on.

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This is such a dumb presidency… i can’t believe I’m living through this…. AGAIN

Did not know Tee Higgins was as fine as he is. Probably because I make it a point to ignore men under 30. He fine as hell, though. Good for him 🫶🏾

👈🏾 no better than a man

I’m up $150. It’s a good night.

Nothing

They always saying something. What they saying now? 😎

Whatever works, beloved.

Hope everyone has the night they deserve 🤸🏾‍♀️

Yeah yeah

Roll Tide, you hating ass niggas ❤️

I hate when my man (that ain’t my man) takes a nap, cause get up & talk to me.

Whole time, he the reason she need the fucking therapy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Same. It will happen 🫶🏾

Especially when we should be discussing football instead 👐🏽

I was hoping she did a video to this song and I’m glad she did!

Like an egg 🫠

I love bossing a man around. One of my favorite ways to spend my time ☺️

I need that sticker for every day life

You know what? Exactly, niece 😭

Quit all that talking and just show me

Cause TSU really ain’t the campus to try that shit at

A student driver was in front of me on my way into work. Her sticker said ‘I’m fucking trying’, & I hollered 😂

Raising Canes, much like every mattress store, is a front for a money laundering operation, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Raising Cane haters UNITE!!! (Fuck that place idc if you love it dammit!!)

Spent summers with her when I was little & my grandaddy’s cantaloupe is MAGNIFICENT!!!

I—

I need to go home.

7, I think.

My bed is calling out to me, & I’m about to answer very soon.

Like, to clean it, or…

Oh, Ms. Belcalis rappin rappin! As she goddamn should!

I know this man be sicka me 🤭

Hey. I need a favor. 817-877-1959 Text this ^ number and type RAIDERS in the message. No strings. No list. My kids just need your vote. They’re playing a team of notoriously racist teenagers and adults and I’m hoping we can get them enough votes to win some money for their program.

Auntie don’t know who tf D4VD is, but this story is quite unsettling. Nigga might be going to jail 🤔 Also, the music ain’t no good.

Bout that time, Goodnight

Not they silencing Jimmy Kimmel, chile 😂

Yall look like yall date white women when y’all shave them beards off

Wednesday mood.

HOA’s are bullshit. I hate mine.