Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me

Hello Bluesky! I think I'm ready to share some art again 🩷

Tiny donkey braying says put your problems in his panniers, and he’ll carry your burdens for awhile. 📸 mine #ancient #sculpture #animals

Which month are you? ✨👒

One of the funny recurring bits in the Táin Bó Cualinge (the Irish Iliad) is Queen Medb and King Ailill trying to recruit mercenaries to fight Cúchulainn for them. It is always Medb saying: “I will give you gold and cattle oh, and sex with me, too!” And the mercenaries saying: “Gold and cattle? OK.”

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

amazing how tiny changes in process can make a huge difference in result. Literally started using my knuckle instead of fingertips to lift clay up when throwing and huh, my walls are more even AND I'm having an easier time bringing the clay up from the base

Happy Monday!! #pottery

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

You would think 'how do I dispose of my empty and expired inhalers without blowing up the garbage man' would be a simple question, that perhaps, google could answer, but no. Every pharmacy and cop station in this area refuses to take my wretched inhalers, and I am forced to start emailing the state

taking your (ex)girlfriend to the horse show even though you have a grudge against all horses is an act of bravery, right?

always feeding strange birds, aren’t you

enriching her enclosure by bringing her to the armory museum

let’s be primitive horses with mama (pt.2)

Reading about how tomato crops in the supply lines are getting Decimated and thinking about getting more buckets to support more tomato plants

do a kaneeka run romance the sad goth chick who hates your family if you've already done it do it again

let's take a moment, and breathe💜 commission of Oleander for @charii.bsky.social #commission #vgen #digitalart #art #dnd #dndart #ttrpg

So handsome

guess who got a lovely creator glyph in the game! me! thank you @warframe.com team, much love to youuuuu!!!!!!!!! claim at www.warframe.com/en/promocode... or by just typing cyanfacade in the little claim window in the in-game market :> #warframefanart

tfw your very affectionate fiancee is a lightweight and you have to carry her home after two asmos (asmodean cosmos)

admiring the view

Finishing up a little piece for our Curtain Call table, while we're doing Favors in Vyre, we also swung by Tartuffo's Crab Shack on our ranger's suggestion. They do not serve crab but they have the best fish and chips in the city. I just like when they hang out.

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I meant to do this earlier this week, but I got a nasty cold and in solidarity, almost all my cucumber seedlings died. The squash also started flagging, but is still doing mostly okay. But! Everyone's set up and ready to go, and the direct seeders are directly seeded.

I built this bamboo arch for Pizz literally months ago because his climbing vine kept collapsing, and I was actually thinking about taking it out since he didn’t seem to like it but!!!! He climbs!!!

#HELLBREAKERS lad time

Getting people to actually go to *websites* is like pulling teeth these days, but I swear you guys are missing out on so many great comics if you never leave social media apps.

She is very lonely

it is absolute BULLSHIT that I developed the common cold literally the day I went on vacation. This sucks. I can barely say three words before coughing up my lung.

Fact-checking what happened at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

and one more, our buddy ethran

fixed some little guy mistakes

I reached the halfway point of War and Peace and it really does start feeling like a slog at this point. I'm fighting uphill. I'm 800 pages deep. I have 600 pages to go. I've read 3-4 novels and I've got 2-3 more to go. I haven't seen my faves in 200 pages cause it's Napoleon time now.

alms

a dream eater

My hold on a library book is gonna run out but I've got a wicked cough and don't want to expose people to my DISEASES but my booooooooooook

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Sorry if I've been swinging wildly between these two concepts lately. These times are really trying.

Pride icon #commission of Sebastian for Concept 💀✨ #artsky #ocsky #dndart #commissionsopen #pride #acepride #asexual #pan #panromantic

Willingly committed crimes upon my psyche by reading Strong Female Protagonist knowing it's unlikely to ever be finished because the people involved in making it have graduated to bigger things, but unfortunately. It's really good and one of the only good superhero deconstructions I've read, fuck

Eyyooo it's letting me post it woot. Still playing around with pixel art tools but I wanna work on a bunch of cyber dystopian landscapes #Art #PixelArt #TWM #Zev

brown bear, black bear

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

A honey bee mug 🐝🍯 [ #pottery #potterysky #ceramics ]

Missing people calling on me in meetings because the guy keeps talking to a 'Sohanna' which does not in any way sound like my fucking name

#HELLBREAKERS - session 2, in which a man nearly killed a dog, and received more mercy than he (perhaps) deserved. the severe concussion probably evened things out, though