I always love Tommy's Top 10 yearly countdowns. Truly unique offerings. Not a "Getting Killed" by Geese in sight!

Pronouncing "North" so it rhymes with "Worth."

Can't wait for the first Mickey-assisted suicide lawsuits

Zero percent surprised to see FIFA hit ol' Donny with the gluck gluck 9000 treatment. 🙄

Tired: monetize Wired: financialize

That Vancouver/LAFC match was a thing of sporting beauty.

Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work

I finally did it, you guys. Thanks, @frostbankofficial.bsky.social!

This Halloween, to celebrate the veil between the worlds growing ever thinner, #GrandEphemeris dressed up as some of our favorite bands from the 90s and gave them proper homages. What is dead is new again! #199X grandephemeris.bandcamp.com/album/199x

This is badass

Agree or disagree with the protesters, but there’s nothing more American than telling the government to eat shit.

MUST BE NICE

WATCH our 110th 🇺🇸 Open Cup FINAL 👀 Paramount+ » ussoc.cr/hnt 👀 CBS Sports » ussoc.cr/yh7 TODAY | Oct. 1 | Kick » 8pm ET (Pre-Game 7pm ET)

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Speed Bump, you are a worthy muse. #Verde #Listos #SpeedBump #VHLM

Pretty big match for my hometown football club tonight 👀 💚 🌳 @austinfootballclub.bsky.social

I got in the draw to draw to get the chance to consider purchasing World Cup 2026 tix (I think)!

honest question #usmnt

Laura did have some fuggdupp eyes tho

REMINDER: When you turn off JavaScript in your browser, you starve Front End developers like myself. Think before you act. #Software #Engineering #Thinking

it's funny to do stuff like this and not like, I don't know, outlaw cigarettes or something.

Happy #DuneJune to those who observe

Austin FC is bottom of the league in shots on target per match. What an absolutely miserable team to watch this season.

Hello, AI Crimes Unit? Google Photos has over 7K images of me and chose to use this one as my primary profile image.

Come see us next Sat w/ @thebuttcuts.bsky.social #GrandEphemeris #LiveMusic #IndieMusic

You are legally obligated to listen to this track today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcH...

Pizzaballa or gtfo

Weird Al should sue all of these weird AIs for brand infringement just sayin

Close out your Bandcamp Friday with some new music from Austin indie rock band Grand Ephemeris...

New music video for our new music. #GrandEphemeris releases #SurfaceRecursive tomorrow! youtu.be/rzYqMHwgdsk?...

New music from #GrandEphemeris is nigh! Soon to behold #SurfaceRecursive #Indie #IndieMusic

We should definitely base medical policy on what people heard or did not hear about when they were children

It is a must today of all days 💜

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Today we celebrate Him

RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society Autistic kids:

Did some data digging and the results are nausea-inducing. Since the start of 2022, only 9 months (!!!) have produced above-average rain in Austin. That's a 29" deficit, nearly a full year's worth of rain. It's worse in the Hill Country where the deficit is 30-40"

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

St. Louis recognizing their new porta-potty partnership. Fans not sure whether to sit or stand.

"Next year, the World Cup is going to be held in a country where people who have political opinions that displease the government are disappeared by the secret police"

The youth love some #GrandEphemeris

Happy Vernal Equinox from me and the rest of #GrandEphemeris 🌙⚖️☀️ - youtu.be/NWO1GDqIJzU?...

Lá fhéile Pádraig sona dhuit! 💚

It's not an away match unless I see @tonycardone.com in the stands 🫡🟢⚫️

La Croix: Chimmichurri

Jacquie Ovalle is not of this world.

Bright Eyes was magnifique last night at ACL Live

Happy Monday, y’all!