Pete said “fuckup”…I can’t tell you how much this pleases me 😍🤩😍🤩

Spectacular 😲😍

*tee hee, snort*🫢😎🤣

Scam Alert Aotearoa 🚨 Report & block instantly if you receive an unsolicited text similar to this. Please warn vulnerable loved ones in your circle too. Scams deliberately targeting kiwi citizens are on the rise. Stay vigilant & never engage with these criminal opportunists #Aotearoa #nzpol #nz

Absolutely gonna happen, but I reckon it will be inside of two months, not two years. Beyond sickening ☹️

In an ideal world the President of the United States, the world's richest man, and the two worst humans alive would be four different people.

reminder: change.org petitions don't count for shit. the parliment ones REQUIRE a response, legally, if they go over, so hit that one hard: petitions.parliament.nz/a22e0d59-7da... "That the House of Representatives remove charitable status from Destiny Church."

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Take your kid to work day.

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*snort wheeze* 🤣🤣🤣 WATCH IT!!!!

😍 Go Jacinda 💚

Jacinda Ardern calling David Seymour an arrogant prick is one of the most honest statements a politician has made in my lifetime. And the depth of its truth increases every time he speaks. It’s a travesty she was expected to apologise for it.

You’re going to see a lot of your favourites jump on the Trump et al bandwagon this time around in the name of ‘unity’ and ‘bringing people together’. Make no mistake - it’s not unity, it’s capitulation

oh dear…lolz 🤣😵‍💫

this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer

well butter my ass and call me a biscuit

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Love me some @mcuban.bsky.social

well played, sir. well played.

The least self-aware person on the planet.

PSA: Just a heads up to fellow Kiwis, a reminder that the FLYBUYS programme ends permanently tomorrow at midnight. So, if you have any points left, I suggest you cash em now, or lose them forever. 👍

Made this mango, passionfruit, coconut, white chocolate cheesecake with a Krispie coconut biscuit base, for the 3rd time the other day. Used a block of Whittaker’s mango and coconut white chocolate that almost caramelised when melted. It 👏 is 👏 DIVINE 👏 😍 *chef’s kiss* 👩‍🍳 🍽️

There’s a lot going on, even in the quietest moments.

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It’s just on 8.00am Christmas Day here in Aotearoa, NZ, so wishing everyone who celebrates, a very merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all 💚♥️💚♥️🎄😘

can’t wait for Elon to change the country’s name to UXA

This made me laugh.

Are Musk and Trump the same? Whereas BOTH seek grandiosity, build false constructs (they live lies), control media, and - to an extent - command cults, Trump lives for personal wealth, adulation, respect and legitimacy, whereas Musk goes further - he wants to manipulate markets and rule the world.

Elon Musk is a TRUE megalomaniac. The DSM-V lists it as a condition under narcissistic disorder, with 6 traits most pronounced: Presumptuousness (believing they're essential); feeling omnipotent; feeling indestructible; unable to admit mistakes; hypersensitive; and strong sense of vanity. (more)

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As someone who lives outside of the USA, I find this disenfranchisement of the bulk of voters not only appalling, but horrifying as well 😳🤯😱

omg, lol 💀💀💀

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Well, didn’t have ringing an exotic veterinarian at 9.00am Monday morning, because my stupid house pet chicken swallowed one of my fucking Tramadol, on today’s agenda. Seriously, fml 🤪🙄🤣🐓😴

Jesus - how fucking shitfaced is this guy?

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Absolutely stunning work of art 💚

somewhere Tim Scott waves around a half-empty vodka bottle and blubbers I MARRIED A WOMAN FOR NOTHING abcnews.go.com/Politics/bla...

Sheena Liam, contemporary embroidery artist of Malaysian Chinese descent

ALERT—before you share, be aware! This viral image, depicting tired Black women following the election, was created by Atlanta influencer Nikki Free, but it is an AI-generated knock-off of the original work by award-winning author, illustrator, and graphic designer, Navi Robins.

This is huge. The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries 👇 www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...

👍 Good.

Can relate 😎🤣

Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.

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It’s gone all Christmassy on nigella.com! Recipes, ideas and the launch of this year’s Christmas Pudding Hunt on this link: www.nigella.com/latest/seaso...

Hey, just in case you have kids and too many kids toys (which is basically everyone with kids?), please donate your outgrown toys *right now* to local charity shops or voluntary services, they are so much more needed now than in January!