Just got reminded that Amy Adams didn’t get an Oscar nomination for “Arrival” the same year Annette Bening didn’t get nominated for “Twentieth Century Women” DON’T TEXT 😤

my edible and two glasses of wine are conspiring against me to make me horny…

In 2026 I’d like more butts on my face plz

Leg day courtesy of @madexcruise.bsky.social

Devised myself a Marjorie Prime/Marty Supreme double feature #MarjorieSupreme? #MartyPrime?

Save me Pamela Anderson’s lentil soup…

“When you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail” - Lorde

maybe watching this immediately after getting back from seeing my family who haven’t budged an inch closer to accepting me within the last 13 years was…ill-advised!

😍 Nicole KIDMAN 😍

Looking forward to watching this in the comfort of my own apartment tomorrow

powerless against the childhood bathroom mirror

The first verse of every religious Christmas song versus every subsequent verse

they should invent greeting cards for people you have complicated relationships with

Watched a man get up from across the Acela car ONLY to say to the guy on his phone behind me “you know you’re in the quiet car” twice to shut him up and then return to his seat

Coworker and I brought a package up to the 12th floor that was delivered to us by accident, and frankly based on their reaction you’d think I just took a shit on their floor

Scott Hunter in Heated Rivalry

I am not stronger than the millennial urge to take an online personality quiz 💚

Sorry BABY 💜

Hinge’s otherworldly ability to pluck a man who was clearly not attracted to you but nonetheless invited you to his apartment in 2018 to watch Sam Rockwell in “Moon” on his bed and INSIST upon your compatibility 😍

Getting a “sometimes I’m tempted to message you and idk how you’d feel about that” on Grindr from my gorgeous dancer roommate from 2018…watch this space…

How are you a “doormat parent” for estranged adult children? They aren’t walking through that door you speak of.

if you INSIST

Limited edition L train this morning?

Garfield-maxxing on a snow day

Convinced myself for half a second that Ayo Edebiri posting about being in “Ella McCay” was another “Ayo Edebiri is an executive producer of ‘The Kominsky Method’”

Gracie Mansion is not NOT a good drag name

My coworker and I have been editing each other’s use of a particular phrase in a batch of reports we’ve splitting up reviewing, and I just learned I’ve been wrong the whole time…

strangely inspirational

The one-two punch of being hit with 12 political/sale spam texts on landing then with an ad for The Free Press in the taxi…yeah I’m back in America

Whoop registered my terminal-to-terminal Auckland airport sprint as a physical activity 🏃🏼‍♂️

I don’t think I’ve ever taken a flight back to NYC with a layover where the first leg wasn’t delayed…and we’re not breaking that tradition today it seems

Longest day of my life (crossing the international date line later)

Staying at a hotel named Fable tonight

Nearly psyched myself out over the 26 mile Lake Dunstan Cycle Trail ride since I was the only person in today’s group who didn’t use an e-bike, but then I still finished first?

Final Fantasy X (2001)

The exquisite humiliation of having to email the via ferrata climbing company for clarity on their maximum weight limit bc they appear to have done their kilo to pound conversion incorrectly…

Tried and failed to make a usable version blastoise chest

I also saw the Northern Lights last night (in a dream where Delta Work was driving me around in a bus through my hometown, which still counts)

Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life

comfy (as much as one can be while hungover) in @madexcruise.bsky.social

My attempt at the hot cakes from Pamela’s in Pittsburgh

if someone is hounding you to hang out all you have to do is suggest a time and place and they will leave you alone

really putting the bomb in bombshell today

open throuple of russians (one ugly)

365 “Party Girl” (1995)

this feels like a recession indicator I can’t explain it

Thinking about last night’s lipsync again and I HATE when it’s decided by one girl clearly failing as opposed to one girl clearly succeeding

Shoulder season