That’s your fault. I hadn’t realised how see through your cozzie was.

I see @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social have started wild swimming

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’ll have got past @rachel4742.bsky.social without her noticing. If you’d dressed up as bottles of wine, she’d have spotted you.

I saw @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social & @iammardikins.bsky.social heading out to celebrate

Happy Halloween 🎃 “trick* or treat** *stabbing **more stabbing @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @sirtom.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social

@nickynoo007.bsky.social’s new crown. TBH I thought she meant a dental crown, I’ve got boxes of those, v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ guests left them behind

@nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social me with my magic Smarties

There’s a Sudanese refugee in my niece’s elementary school in Italy. He came 3 years ago. Speaks Italian like a native, has learnt the rude words and all the dads hope he’s the new Balotelli due to the fact he plays football incredibly well. He’s also good at school. Vaffanculo Nigel Farage.

@colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social so this is why @iammardikins.bsky.social has gone quiet

@nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social I was thinking about the time we visited @iammardikins.bsky.social in Swedenfordshireland

thanks to privatisation, the only two services we can rely on are the Bang Bus and the Venga Bus

Cc @wulfhelm.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social heads up

Looks impressed, then tells Bloke you’re clever

The media think Farage will be the next UK PM but there’s a good chance of defeating his toxic racism and authoritarianism while he still has just 4 MPs and some flags. Elections to the Senedd are on 7 May and Farage needs a big win to set him up. Don’t let it happen. www.itv.com/news/wales/2...

Gav usually has a knife within easy reach. He has an extensive array of knife blocks* *visitors

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

We all need a hobby

With all this Epstein business, I’m starting to think Donald Trump is a wrong un @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @sirtom.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @nickynoo007.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @devonianmatthew.bsky.social

If it’s that shiny pointy thing sticking out of my back, then yes.

@colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social I think you missed the psychic warning I had about a mysterious figure

* Ohhh...from a dim & distant time across an infinite line of crossed Threads...She Who Can't Be Arsed! @socialistdawn.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @sirtom.bsky.social @pguythompson.bsky.social @petersbrooking.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com

Epstein Survivors Press Conference Sept 3rd, 10:30 a.m. ET Tune in to support them.

Raises flag

I just cringed so hard I dislocated both my hips.

Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell. Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass. That, right there, is the problem.

Seems reasonable www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

What is he, some tinpot Temu Billy Joel? Cunt.

Oh, just fuck off!

The far right wanted to march across Liverpool today… Liverpool had other ideas 👊 www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Beautiful.

Some good communication out of California Gov. Newsom’s office. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

@nickynoo007.bsky.social said to me she killed 10 men in Bosnia. I said “during the war?” She said “no, last week”

I'm a gay man. Been with my partner 35 years and married q5 of those. I've more integrity for the sanctity of marriage than this woman will ever have www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Apparently it's raining in some parts of the UK, I hope you're all collecting all the water you can and storing it in your empty photo frames and laptop cases as instructed by the government.

Wait, what? You’re telling me this wasn’t enough? #ClimateAction

some interesting salutes at the end of this clip too

Motherfucking wind farms…

True. I was there.

1. Lesbians were invented in Lincolnshire in 1793 and subsequently exported to Greece in 1807.

Meh

Two things I can't stand.

I just bumped into @nickynoo007.bsky.social she said she’s getting asshole bleached, I can’t imagine @colonelescargot.bsky.social blonde

The least scary animal, according to Zeller etc al. (2025), is the European rabbit. Cue the inevitable response from fans of Monty Python. 🧪🌏

this made me laugh so much

There’s a US version already - he’s working quickly! www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

Corbyn reminds the world why Starmer won.

And there we were thinking satire was dead!