Same here, I can deal with most shit life throws at me when it happens Being cool about it is another matter, I have a strong moral compass, and when wronged I get angry Then even If I can't I'm prone to exploding 😆 🤣 Pandguru gives perspective

As my granddad taught me, if you can’t kick a man when he’s down, how will you ever kick him when he’s standing up? Not entirely sure of the lesson here, but…

Last October I drove over to the UK as an emergency. Mum had got aggressive with Dad. He fell. Everyone felt it safer to separate them. When I arrived, I managed to persuade Mum to come away with me (no mean feat). I said it would be a girls' trip (we'd never done that before). 1/6

@nickynoo007.bsky.social good to see the National Trust following the correct rules here.

@colonelescargot.bsky.social has been putting it on...but it could be worse. youtu.be/Ivv7ewrYvUE?... @natsommers.bsky.social @firehorsep.bsky.social @devonianmatthew.bsky.social @vandyke4ad.bsky.social @bearlykat.bsky.social @skiwithstyle1.bsky.social @rogerday.bsky.social @stephenold.bsky.social

Just had my daily call with Mum. It was a short one because she loves watching the footie (and Wimbledon). I had a little cry afterwards. It's hard when she's mostly sweet and normal and only goes on about her conspiracy theories a bit. I just want to Thelma and Louise her out of there tonight! ❤️

I have to keep a reflective journal for the doctorate I’m doing (have to do a reflective portfolio), so I have 1 book for that, and the other one is for things that cannot go in the reflective portfolio - reflective whining is underrated as a doctoral strategy.

As we enter the sunlit uplands it can be quite difficult, initially, to absorb all of the benefits of Brexit. I congratulate myself on not having to employ 300 people anymore, it has given me so much more time to do odd jobs for those who were insulated from the fallout. 1/3

I don't post much on here, or anywhere else for that matter. In the past, I posted so much on Twitter that I now wonder how I managed to find time for anything else. Nowadays, I feel drained just thinking about actively using social media. 1/16

The Government must block Nigel Farage’s resignation until the Standards Commissioner finishes investigating him. The people of Clacton deserve the full facts. If a by-election does go ahead, all parties should stand aside. We cannot give oxygen to this vanity project.

Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.

#dicklexpic people are fun Lots of my mates are, my mum said I was just too lazy to bother 😆 🤣

Read the fucking poem.

Fox correspondent from Trump's empty fair: "The heat is certainly keeping the crowds at bay"

I bring great news! Reform have lost their motion to rescind West Norfolk's climate emergency declaration and associated climate action It wasn't even close: 37-7 And several councillors were absolutely furious about Reform's shenanigans

Let's be crystal clear here. We are not paying £10m extra due to an unexpected heatwave. We are paying this because successive governments have failed to prepare for the impact of climate breakdown. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Costa are just taking the piss now.

My new franchise has opened

Sadly... * @pguythompson.bsky.social doesn't deserve us...what will he do when Forrin Asian Hornets come for his bees...Will we be there for him? No...we'll be down the Dog & Handbag with @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @iammardikins.bsky.social for kitten stomping & bingo!! @socialistdawn.bsky.social.

Oooo look @nickynoo007.bsky.social is famous

Brexit has destroyed our party politics, social media has warped our sense of the world, artificial intelligence is now slowly but surely rotting our brains. Good times.

@nickynoo007.bsky.social said you had a bit of a niche...did you scratch it, rub it or just apply one of @iammardikins.bsky.social's topical creams as recommended by @socialistdawn.bsky.social? @sirtom.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @chriostoir.bsky.social

English commentators need to stop analysing Northern Ireland through an English lens! When you see anti-immigrant riots in Belfast, Ballymena or Larne and immediately reach for "Britain's far-right problem", you're missing half the story. This isn't just racism. It's loyalist terrorism. 1/

* She should hear what they say about her...

Sluggy says hi, and he's very disappointed. He was only doing his best!

You always brought a sense of realism to the role of Victim No.2 - I attributed it to your upbringing...

I went for the Cornetto.

@nickynoo007.bsky.social ?

@wulfhelm.bsky.social Is

For the thick amongst you, and there are many, what one or other candidate for the as yet not happening Labour leadership election says bears absolutely zero fucking relationship to what said candidate will actually do if elected in the as not yet happening Labour elections. Pricks.

Exactly!

Parachuted in without so much as a 'please' to voters, as a Labour candidate running purely to unseat a Labour Prime Minister, in an area that reeks of Reform. 'Madness' doesn't do it justice.

That’s me sorted for the day. I challenge you not to watch this over and over. #Butterflies @rachel4742.bsky.social @frenchie.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @sirtom.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @devonianmatthew.bsky.social

Oooh yes. Perfect.

Could be adjusted for others. @socialistdawn.bsky.social ' Who sat here & savoured passers by.' @colonelescargot.bsky.social 'Who only just made it here.' @petersbrooking.bsky.social 'Who lay here...inert...for days.' @pguythompson.bsky.social 'Who's never been & is ignoring everyone & everything.'

I've never considered it before, but now I want a memorial bench and I'm not even dead, yet. @colonelescargot.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social

Bless you child, we're barely at #cocktail o'clock #punning replaces sarcasm

Really busy today, but probably spent more than an hour watching this. @rachel4742.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @devonianmatthew.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/ones...

NARRATOR: Eventually the President, unable to remember which particular action was meant to distract from what particular scandal, demanded an immediate halt to the enrichment of Melania and safe passage through the Straits of January 6th.

Like hearing the term "Brexit tackle" creep into kids football, for a tackle that was absolutely awful, generally dangerous, needless and designed to hurt people. Obviously those tackles have no place in the game at any level, but the choice of words? The kids are alright.

It’s nice to have an awayday. It’ll soon be the Thread summer picnic and stoning. I’m just doing the invites now and must remember to say bring your own stones. We ran out last year and Dennis survived.

😅😅😅😅 It’s better when you shout the numbers “two little ducks, 34. Unlucky for some 25”

I see our friend @pguythompson.bsky.social has been busy writing to Viz again, under his pseudonym Billy Bookcase. He thinks we don’t know.

We survived the bombs, but survival is only the beginning. @nickynoo007.bsky.social @judy2ca.bsky.social @thehappyproton.bsky.social @witwarrior.bsky.social

Arguing over which goes first onto scone a recipe first recorded in SCOTLAND. Like British museum its all theft and cultural appropriation

I was intrigued when I first saw this debate, so many years ago. So I clicked and scrolled back, and back, and back. I twigged far too late.. it was never going to end.

Sassenachs Serfs up ##visitBritain #Cornwall #sculpture #surfCentral & camel racing on 3rd #thorsday of the month