Liu Shaoqi, from "How To Be a Good Communist"

It didn't work

My prayers 🙏 go out 💫 to Charlie Brown 🥜 and his family 👫 during this trying time ⌚️ 💜

May I die in a way where people don't post a million headlines of dumb evil shit I said that's eerily prescient of my death

bombing the people considering a ceasefire deal is not how you end a war it's how you continue the genocide

Israel just attacked Doha, Qatar while Hamas officials were discussing a ceasefire deal Via Al Jazeera

Just muted Hillary Clinton

Hey NYC people: As of today the governor’s override of federal guidance means you can officially get your new COVID vaccine. I’m getting mine at CVS right now

Conveyor belt sushi bar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Up late thinking about things that make me angry because it helps keep my mind sharp, but also because it happens automatically and there's nothing I can do about it

My dad died when I was 28. Every year for 20 years, I've wished he were still around. I'd like one more chance to wish him a happy father's day. Call your father today, tell him you love him.

won't someone think of the insurance CEOs and fascists who might be hurt by your posts

a lot of the people who will chastise you for criticizing Dems instead of focusing on Trump are surprisingly willing to criticize protestors instead of focusing on Trump

This will be embarrassing when someone mentions it on Shark Tank

Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin talks to a Cuban soldier wounded at Playa Giron. Cuba, 1961. Photo by V. Sobolev.

I need to follow more people. Anyone got suggestions?

The goal of these ICE protests is to slow down the monster and, ultimately, to kill it. There is no negotiation. There are no demands. Cease, or die.

Werid to wake up at my former bedtime and hear birds singing

Israel is arming gangs in Gaza to shatter Palestinian society from within. These gangs aren’t just looting aid convoys. They’re part of a colonial strategy to fracture, control, and perform Palestinian collapse. mondoweiss.net/2025/06/isra...

The quality of hospital food was already horrible, but it has REALLY gone downhill

What the NYT does isn't reporting, it's stenography

I guess the answer is "bacon cheese and egg"

as a person from the suburbs of NYC I must make clear that "bacon cheese and egg" is not how a suburbanite says it, it's how an alien from a planet where lead instead of carbon is the foundational molecule for life says it

So what's going on over here

having to put a “don’t worry, i’m a dumbass” placard on the worst car of all time in order to drive it is insane

We don't do any trade with North Korea or Cuba, not sure what you're getting at here

New idea: steamroller demolition derby

If Prozac had existed in the 1920s, none of us would ever have heard of Bertolt Brecht

John Turturro has never turned in a bad role

Is there any acknowledged overlap between YA fiction and so-called "literary" fiction? Michael Chabon, Salman Rushdie, Haruki Murakami, and Mark Z. Danielewski have all written YA books. Do they count?

And my favorite folk album is Nick Drake's "Pink Moon." Both of these guys are/were Brits (Nick Drake is no longer with us). Took American folk music and made a British version. Really incredible if you ask me.

Listen to Cat Stevens' albums "Catch Bull at Four" and "Tea for the Tillerman." Among the best folk-rock music of all time.

This is too good to not share it here

I'm considering deleting my account on that other website and just sticking around here

RIP America. You sucked, good riddance

My "don't talk to me" hat has people asking a lot of questions

Who here is smart and puts their Thin Mints in the freezer

The high priest of Marxism will wave a magic wand and magically wipe out all incorrect thought. The magic wand will then be burned which will magically erase all memory of its existence. And that is how you get full communism.

An Italian Jew named Antizio Nistyehud

Sorry this account is temporarily for jokes only. I post the serious stuff at the other place where I have been taking stuff seriously since I opened that account. It's just bad jokes here. For now.

Hangin' at the yankee candle store, sniffin' some candles

*slapping Jesus on the back* This baby goes from 0 to 33 in 1 second and can feed a whole crowd with whitefish salad sandwiches