I really just appear on this app randomly to complain about my cat and be home of phobic

my cat is like a fed up twink the way he bites me if im not giving him enough attention

much like an orca, my cat also loves to launch his prey into the air, just to watch them crash back down. malicious little shit

Flirting is so hard, I'm just like ferral with indecision and tension

My grandmother is somehow perfectly in my way at all times when I'm cooking

After years of being online only, we have a brick & mortar location! Find Diasporic Magic in the Woodland Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles. g.co/kgs/MDbkj8x

Help (these aren't mine)

if you're not on tiktok just fyi the mountains of the pacific northwest have been beefing for a few days and yosemite has recently joined the fight against mt hood

No more puzzle for me

My cat woke me up, thought it was zoomies but nope. Dead mice

Being off TikTok is crazy, I haven’t been influenced to buy anything all week

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions

Someone come help. He's kneading my ass

The way I sprinted down our driveway bc I left my diet coke in the counter

"They're poisoning the blood of our country" whatever you would have done in the holocaust is what ur doing noe

TikTok as we knew it died when it went dark this weekend. It’s still dead.

I'm watching the news so apologies but it's very obvious the the US government hates CA, and that the only way we will receive FEMA assistance for the fires is conditional.

Now that tiktok is gone, I fear all my time will be spent playing merge dragons

There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar...

Missed being in asl class so much, who knew I would be stoked for a night class

OK listen. Like art classes, don't like "artists"

Do you ever think about art you experienced years ago and violently tear up.... yeah

The office administrator in my department and I spent like 20 minutes today talking about naps, and how we both missed our nap time today

I may have bitten off more than I can chew this semester... 🫠

M.I.L.F. (man, I like frogs)

Caught gossiping

Not him slamming into the barn door and then yelling for me to come open it so that he can be little spoon

My cuddly sharp clawed boy

My 90yo grandma who almost let herself die of cancer this year just told me I need to focus on my health for new years

O Library, O Library! How lovely are your branches

Having students sign up for classes nearing the end of semester is cruel and unusual

As someone who doesn't cry, I sure cry a fucking lot (it's poetry, I've been reading poetry)

The way the media is interacting with Luigi Mangione highlights how desire/ability impacts whether people are perceived as innocent by default.

Purgatory but it's just medical neglect

For the love of all things I just want to nap

My cat is big enough to physically manipulate me. He just pushed me around and then flopped down to be little spoon.