That terrifying moment when you realize your entire emotional well being lies in the paws of a 15 lb lil creature covered in fur currently chewing holes in your socks

Them: You seem depressed, what’s wrong? Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see* “Breaking News!” *closes it* Me: Hmm yeah not sure

Wishing everyone a good day except the door dasher who ate part of my order 🤢

Having to go to the bathroom with an animal asleep on your lap will have you testing your absolute limits

The state of the world: 🌎🧨🔥🆘 Meanwhile Clients be like: Make it pop more & make the logo 30% bigger & add our website in yellow & make the background red but not too red & add a border & put the promo in a starburst. Also add a pic of my dog. Make it professional. Need by EOD. #GraphicDesign

Feeling Depressed? Stressed? Try 90s & 2000s R&B. Side Effects Include uncontrollable urge to dance, euphoria, and elation. Ask your doctor about 90s & 2000s R&B today.

🎀 Sorry I’m busy playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure 🎀

Susan, Per my last email he growled as he pinned me against the wall. Please send those files at your earliest convenience. Thank you, Richard CEO

Bluesky Vibe Check: ✨impeccable✨

*tucks hair behind ear* 🫦

Fine I’ll say it. Harry should’ve ended up with Luna.

I’m never more inspired than I am at 2 am

My Mental Health: If we burn you burn with us!! My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*

The sexiest thing a person can do is admit when they’re wrong

If I’ve learned anything from watching anime, it’s that’s if their eyes always look like this, that mf is hiding something #animesky

Dear Aliens: In case u were waiting for the right time, now would be good

Justifying eating a entire pint of ice cream cuz I wanna support Ben and Jerry’s 🍨

✨Felt cute. Might punch a nazi later.✨ #justgirlythings

#booksky 🔥 Hot take: a bedroom scene in a movie isn’t called p*rn. A couple spicy scenes doesn’t make a book smut, just adult. You’ll know smut when you see it.

If not psychopath why psychopath shaped? #potus

Not All Who Wander Are Lost #LOTR #NerdyTattoo

Being off TikTok is crazy, I haven’t been influenced to buy anything all week

ATTN: Pet pic tax due by EOD

If I don’t have a sweet treat after dinner I’ll lose my mind

If your bra is still on once you’re home…are u ok?

Still on TikTok? Go Refollow AOC, you’re welcome. 💙 @aoc.bsky.social

✨Sorry I can’t hangout I’m busy choosing between my book, my show, or my game. ✨

Aspiring to be as unbothered as my dog

Nobody: Me: *sniffing my dogs paws cuz I like the smell of Fritos*

Have you read these? If it counts for anything I have watched all of gossip girl, PLL, and GOT. #readingchecklist #booksky 💙

Genuinely pissed I haven’t been whisked off to a fantasy world yet #booksky 📚

TikTok: *shuts down* Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭 TikTok: *returns* Me: who r u TikTok: Your shayla Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

Reminder that something all the best protagonists have in common: They are not complacent. 📚 #readingispolitical #booksarepolitical #readbannedbooks #booksky

“we listen and we don’t judge” I keep a Pinterest board of how I imagine the characters in my book. So as a romantasy reader it looks like I just have a folder of the hottest men and women you’ve ever seen in your life. please quote with your “we listen and we don’t judge” #booksky

Me reading a 🌶️ scene: 😐 Me when their hands brush: 🫨😍😆😮‍💨 #booksky #booktok 📚

The level of lazy reader I am: ✅ In Bed ✅ Kindle Stand ✅ Page Turner Remote ✅ Heated Blanket ✅ Snackies #Booksky #Booktok #Bookstagram 📚💙

#Booksky I heard we are sharing our bookshelves, bonus points for animals! 💕📚💙 #bookshelf #booktok

My toxic reader trait is losing interest once the ship sails. I need some agonizing slow burn recs, preferably with good banter, a solid fantasy plot outside of the romance, and a strong female lead. Finished series and standalones only! #Booksky #romantasy

Just watched WolfWalkers for the first time. Jaw dropping art, beautiful message, highly recommend. (Plus we love an Aurora soundtrack)