Happy Birthday to my shy, demure, modest mermaid 🧜‍♀️ friend 😉

Officially my birthday! 🎉 And all I want is to see some throbbing dicks for #fcf 🥵😏

The dishes did end up getting done post goon session. 👉🏾💦

#TitCheck gotta make sure they are still there every now and then.

Unpacking the new place is taking longer than expected. Send help.

Got my #NCBD weekly shopping fix in even though I’m outta town.

#humpday already? Well better assume the position 😏🌊

It's hot as a mf bruh

Happy Humpday. Wednesdays we wear pink. #humpday #pink #latino #uncut

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Belated #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched

Watching and supporting @tidal-wavexl.bsky.social on the big screen 🧜‍♀️

Happy #humpday 🦈

Happy #fcf to all 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Wanna ride the Wave? 🌊

These dishes are the last thing on the priority list rn...

My hunps 🫩

Hi cuties

BACK on my bullshit.

Happy Hump Day from the archives! I can still handle packages like a pro 😜

Been a while, missed you feral fuckers! To make up for my absence, here's your favorite slutty Dad hanging fat hairy ass out to dry after working up a sweat. Wanna spread these heavy cheeks & have a sniff? Let's get some musk on your beard, son #Humpday #Wagon #Black #Chub #Bear #Jockstrap #Bearskn

🎶I wanna go outsiiiiide...🎶 ⛈️⛈️⛈️

Introduction Thread: Name: Jesus Prononous: He/Him Location: New Mexico Interests: To be a good boy 🧎🏽‍♂️, social drinker, food, public play, voyeur and movies.

Been a hectic work week already, but was reminded of #tummytuesday after seeing the amazingly sexy @2intheshinx.bsky.social post.

Oh, it shall be a slutty summer indeed!

Happy belated #fcf from when these were taken. Got too busy to post them. Was a fun being a totally stupid #gooner.

Where are them strong big boys at?

Getting the steps in between Hades 2 runs 🤣

The Alt Costume if I were a Street Fighter character 🤣

I always think leg day is gonna be low key since it's like 4 less exercises than upper days... I'm always wrong. 😵🫩😅 #mcm

Regular #monochromemonday morning habits ☀️🍃🐻

Come straddle me and let’s make out. Happy #monochromaticmonday #mcm.

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only: Buffy Spartacus Girlfriends Portlandia The Good Place Everybody Hates Chris Avatar The Last Airbender Legend of Korra Chewing Gum Batman: TAS Young Justice Justice League The New Adventures of Old Christine Orphan Black I Think You Should Leave

Idk. Something about making out with a hamburger

Today has turned into such an unexpectedly good fucking day! Enjoy my penis. I know I am #fcf

SHOWER SHENANIGANS

I was just notified it's #internationaljockstrapday and apparently I don't take a lot of pics in jocks. I'll fix that but for now here you go!

It's my birthday!!

Enjoy the sweet ASMR sounds of my pups playing with a chew toy and me edging on this #fcf #fatcockfriday

Today's #FCF sponsored by bronchitis 🤧😷

The way I want to suck and get fucked rn... 💀😈

Happy Humpday!

What day is it ? ❤️🤭❤️

Fuck me over the counter?

Happy #Humpday gents! I need someone to cum help make work less boring.

Lots of fresh faces here so… Howdy folks, I’m Tango, a slutty pup-bear-bull-smol frog-thingamagig Here you’ll find kink, body positivity, weightlifting clips and links to my exclusive content where you can support me and my efforts to become a bigger and beefier cosmic entity. Here’s some wags

Who’s trying to take a seat?

Working from home today and could use some belly rubs this #tummytuesday

your performance this quarter has been lacking. Get on your knees and show me how you plan to improve. #bulge