Needs to be airlifted to my bathtub

Steamy!

I want to feel what Tsnuade felt when she flicked Naruto with a finger. I know that shit felt good

Need a massage

Not me thinking it was somehow March already 💀

Hope no one peeps inside

Straight men will shame smutty literature while turning around and letting their kid fuck a naked Aphrodite in the God of War 3 Remake

At least today is Friday

WHAT IS THIS USELESS GAME? WHERE IS LARA CROFT?

Grabbing Brigandine Abyss ✍🏾 #Stateofplay

I need sniffies to just give me a bigger radius for free. Let me talk to the downtown gays!

Sora already shoots guns so 😂

Got distracted by hump day

RISE MY FRIENDS!

On the plus side, it's pasta time

When the hole won't cooperate with being clean 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Lemme find a guy with a pickup truck rq

Well that was a cute halftime. Definitely one of my favorites

GAGA???

I win, bro! You know the deal

Wonder Man spoilers* I admit I didn't expect vore

I buy (1) bookshelf and ads think I'm an interior designer now

Well this Panda isn't going to express itself

Drop some CATS 🐈‍⬛🖤🐈

I think... i need a Josh Levi x Tinashe collab. It'd make sense, trust.

I'd like to sort asses by roundness, jiggleness, or how much I'd like to eat it.

"Can you handle 50 people during peak hours alone while I go take a smoke break?"

If someone wants to come over and stuff my mouth before work I'm down 😭

Rockstar is really the SZA of gaming

I been enjoying waking up naturally at 6am on Saturdays only

Just a boy and his nuts

The new Rivals map, Museum Of Contemplation, is actually a smart attempt to get players thinking about how to actually use the map. If you can't even get out spawn on offense, you do not know how to play a team game. It's not your healers, you got unlimited free healing 2 seconds away from you.

Why are atlus games deceptively long

Dicks are kinda crazy cause why don't any other body part expand like it? Imagine having an inflatable extra finger when you're scared or something.

I seen enough to know that the Dem nominee in 2028 won't be a governor.

My attachment to each Final Fantasy 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️FF1 💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️FF2 💚💚⭕⭕️⭕️FF3 💚💚💚💚⭕️FF4 ⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️FF4AY 💚💚⭕⭕️⭕️FF5 💚💚💚💚💚FF6 💚⭕⭕⭕⭕FF7 💚💚💚⭕⭕FF7CC 💚⭕⭕⭕⭕FF7DoC 💚💚💚💚⭕FF7RM 💚💚💚💚💚FF7RB 💚💚💚💚⭕FF8 💚💚💚💚💚FF9 💚💚💚💚💚FFX 💚💚💚💚💚FFX-2 ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️FF11 💚💚💚⭕⭕FF12 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️FF13 💚💚💚💚💚FF13-2 💚💚💚⭕⭕LR:FF13 💚💚💚💚⭕️FF14 💚⭕⭕⭕⭕FF15 💚💚⭕⭕⭕FF16 💚💚💚💚⭕FFT 💚💚⭕⭕⭕️WoF

Had a showdown with Jean popping her ult trying to wipe my entire team vs me popping Storm's ult. Guess who won? 🥱🙂‍↕️

Of course I get a new pic idea while posting my throwback 😂

Rivals' Power creep is so bad I unlocked a new way to get value out of Adam Warlock

We are so back

Waiting for the sun to start my morning walk 💀

Allergy already started warring with me ahead of this rainstorm 💀

Someone should kiss the pain away for me this Titties Tuesday

Band-aid and chest hair don't mix, apperently 😭

G*oning to Persona music is the vibe

Lemme just grab something after my walk

Oh no i didn't refrigerate my caffeine

Glued to this bed

Get tested. Also have some belly