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Writer of weird things sitting with a cat in Washington, DC she/her www.joannatheiss.com
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Look at what they have to face
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Me: my back hurts all the time, it makes no sense Also me:
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"Regardless of how miserable or how splendid the circumstances, the sheer experience of camping seems a total justification for doing it." - Anne LaBastille, WOODSWOMAN
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Francinewitte
6 days ago
This Saturday, 2 pm Eastern. Readers: Katherine Plumhoff, Jose Hernandez Diaz, Andrea Marcusa, Court Harler, Thaisa Frank, Brett Pribble, Jenn DāAlvia, C.Christine Fair, Jason Lee Norman. Register here for zoom link:
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If you're looking to support an organization that funds direct access abortion care, check out Lilith Fund. They operate in Texas and need our help, always!
www.lilithfund.org
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Home - Lilith Fund
The Lilith Fund supports the right of all Texans to make their own reproductive choices, regardless of income. PREGNANT? NEED HELP? CLICK HERE ĀæEMBARAZADA? ĀæNECESITAS AYUDA?Ā HAGA CLIC AQUĆ We provide ...
https://www.lilithfund.org/
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Mondo Mascots
15 days ago
Tsunahikika-chan is a rope fairy from Yonabaru, a town in Okinawa where thereās an annual tug of war event.
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Mondo Mascots
14 days ago
Ollie the pig is the health promotion mascot for Shodoshima Island. Heās a health fanatic but also has metabolic syndrome. He loves eating olives from Shodoshima.
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I saw not one, but TWO, Kingfishers this morning! Things are bad, but this is objectively not
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the Mountain Goats
9 days ago
Didnāt know this! Do you know how many years I pined for jstor access! Yes I am a giant nerd who pines for academe leave me alone with my papers and books
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the Mountain Goats
12 days ago
candidates showing actual guts even after being targeted by the cowardly powers that be, we love to see it
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Jennifer Savran Kelly
12 days ago
This message made me so happy! If you love a book, tell the author š„°
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Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine
12 days ago
Open for submissions. Send us a 6-sentence story with no more than 400 words.
#microfiction
gooseberry-pie.com/open-for-sub...
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Open For Submissions - Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine
Photo by Unsplash+ Just a reminder that Gooseberry Pie Lit is open for submissions. Responses usually in less than two weeks. BTW, our editor loves when an animal pops up in a story.
https://gooseberry-pie.com/open-for-submissions/
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12 days ago
Steller's Jay in my backyard yesterday evening.
#birds
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Love this man's personal style
www.reuters.com/science/anci...
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Ancient skull from China may shake up timeline of human evolution
In 1990, an ancient human skull was unearthed in China's Hubei Province that was so badly deformed during fossilization that it was hard to gauge its significance. A new analysis now indicates that the skull belongs to an early branch of a sister lineage to our species in a finding that may shake up the understanding of how human evolution unfolded over the past million years or so.
https://www.reuters.com/science/ancient-skull-china-may-shake-up-timeline-human-evolution-2025-09-25/
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bakoon
14 days ago
things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
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Lilah Sturges
18 days ago
Itās good and beautiful to be trans.
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Claudia Wair
13 days ago
My dystopian flash appears in Writers Resist today. It was written after the election around the question plaguing me: What will it mean to be Black in Tr*ump's America? I hope you'll check it out.
www.writersresist.com/2025/09/24/n...
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one day left in the
@impavid.us
-hosted
#BiVisibilityWeek
mega-bundle! check out romance, horror, SFF & more from bi & pan authors:
itch.io/b/3263/bi-vi...
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why is holding a shield so threatening to the men wielding swords?
16 days ago
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Salt Books
16 days ago
It has arrived! The nationās favourite short story anthology in a new shiny livery ā grab yours now!
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Hannah Grieco
3 months ago
A little reminder that I'd love to be on your podcast, be interviewed, be reviewed, and all that good stuff for this new book! š„¹
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For the first time ever, Zoom asked me if I was speaking Spanish (when I was actually speaking Spanish). I'm going to pretend this is means my accent isn't horribly atrocious
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Wild & Precious Life Series
22 days ago
Save the date for 9/24!!
@taylorbyas.bsky.social
, Ashley Jones, &
@djvorreyer.bsky.social
read for the WPLS.
#poetrysky
#poetrynews
#poets
#poetry
@sundresspub.bsky.social
@hubcitypress.bsky.social
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Eric Smith
22 days ago
Just giving this lilā workshop a bump. Still have some space! šš½
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was breakfast for dinner
23 days ago
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Good Friend Lion (writing as Sumitra Singam)
23 days ago
@kathrynreese.bsky.social
in
@theargylelitmag.bsky.social
with 5 food poems in her particular, startling vernacular ācollateral scattered as cumin seeds/for flatbread.ā āits once silken, oil-bathed skin blistered and creasedā āYou abandon your babe to the mother-tree-godā š§”š§”š§”š„š„š„
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Kathi Crawford
23 days ago
Excited to be in this issue:
www.theargylelitmag.com/nonfiction-3...
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Versions of My Mother ā The Argyle Literary Magazine
by Kathi Crawford āI donāt need to grieve the mother I wish you could be. I am with you in the hospital when you die, and you want me to be there because you love me.ā
https://www.theargylelitmag.com/nonfiction-3/versions-of-my-mother
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The Argyle Literary Magazine
23 days ago
Surprise! Issue #5 of The Argyle just dropped!!! Many thanks to all our amazing contributors, especially digital artist Paul Warren for yet another awesome cover. Enjoy!
www.theargylelitmag.com
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The Argyle Literary Magazine
The Argyle seeks to blur the lines between genres and strips the labels off your ālittle darlings,ā offering an immersive experience of words and images that feeds the mind, stirs the soul, and distur...
https://www.theargylelitmag.com/
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I've got a new story up at
@theargylelitmag.bsky.social
in Issue 4: Gastronomy! This started in a
@francinewitte.bsky.social
class, so many thanks to her for making me think about food šš²š„
www.theargylelitmag.com/theme-04-gas...
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Homemade ā The Argyle Literary Magazine
Flash Fiction by Joanna Theiss āThis is an experiment of people who forgot the love of meal-making, taking a shy step towards re-making home.ā
https://www.theargylelitmag.com/theme-04-gastronomy/homemade
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JMWW Journal
26 days ago
Creative Nonfiction Editors Wanted!
jmwwblog.wordpress.com/2025/09/12/c...
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Creative Nonfiction Editors Wanted!
Weāre growing again, and weād like to add another associate creative nonfiction editor!
https://jmwwblog.wordpress.com/2025/09/12/creative-nonfiction-editors-wanted-2/
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Victoria Strauss
about 1 month ago
MA residents, good news on vaccines--not just Covid vax, either, which MA residents can now obtain at pharmacies. Insurance carriers in MA are mandated to cover ALL vaccines recommended by the MA Dept of Public Health, rather than relying just on the CDC
www.mass.gov/news/governo...
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https://www.mass.gov/news/governor-healey-announces-immediate-steps-to-ensure-vaccine-availability-in-massachusetts-amid-trump-rfk-rollbacks
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Guggenheim Collection
26 days ago
The Flight of a Bird over the Plain III by Joan Miró, 1939 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137805
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I can't imagine how difficult and unpredictable this was for your family. Great essay, and I'm pre-ordering the book today!
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Nursing Clio
29 days ago
Our book is out!! Happy publication day to our fantastic team of editors and authors.
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Thinking up titles
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Donna-Claire - Author
about 1 month ago
My fiction debut, SHOULDN'T WE DANCE? is at the printer. I can't believe it comes out in one month. My gratitude for
@stanchion.bsky.social
knows no limits. This little book is all about friendship, grief, and how stories help us remember even when it hurts.
www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...
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Shouldn't We Dance? | Stanchion
The novelette Shouldn't We Dance? follows Hank, a 20-something coping with the sudden loss of his lifelong best friend, Doug. When Hank goes through Doug's old notebooks, he finds a sense of purpose i...
https://www.stanchionzine.com/product-page/shouldn-t-we-dance
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Temple in a city
about 1 month ago
Hello. Pleased to meet you. We come bearing new poetry, flash, micro and art. Weāll share one or two a day for the next week or so then grow some more as new work is revealed.
templeinacity.com/explore-the-...
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Temple in a city Issue 2, Light
Temple in a City literary journal of flash fiction, poetry, art and letters
https://templeinacity.com/explore-the-magazine-poetry-stories-letters-art/
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Stephen G. Rae
about 1 month ago
Near Beetham youāll find the Fairy Steps. Carved into limestone rock, local tradition says that if you can negotiate them without touching the sides, fairies will grant you a wish! more in: "Folklore of the Lake District"
bardofcumberland.com/folklore/
#bookologythursday
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š¶ She's going back to school š¶ (sung to the tune of "Back in Time" by Huey Lewis & The News)
about 1 month ago
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The Argyle Literary Magazine
about 1 month ago
Submissions for Issue
#6's
holiday themed-page "Ghosts" are now OPEN!!!! Send us your poetry, fiction, CNF, and digital art between now and November 30, 2025 by 11:59 PM CST! Check out the submission guidelines for "Ghosts" and start submitting!!!
www.theargylelitmag.com/submissions-1
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Paige Madison
about 1 month ago
The hobbit (Homo floresiensis) was discovered
#OnThisDay
in 2003. Here she is that day in all her smallness, still embedded in the cave floor of Liang Bua. šø Wahyu Saptomo
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Steven Lemongello
about 1 month ago
Somebody alert the Florida DOT
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Reminder from my best friend: when you have success, sit with it. Snuggle in it. Don't run from it (like you're so used to doing with failure).
about 1 month ago
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Washingtonian
about 1 month ago
These libraries and organizations host huge sales this time of year, with prices for used titles typically from 50 cents to $5.
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11 Fall Book Sales in the DC Area You Wonāt Want to Miss
These libraries and organizations host huge sales this time of year, with prices for used titles typically from 50 cents to $5.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2025/08/27/fall-book-sales-you-wont-want-to-miss-in-the-dc-area/
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Rebranding the week between vacation and school starting as Mama Camp really helps us both, psychologically
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Francinewitte
about 2 months ago
We would love to see you
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The Onion
2 months ago
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
theonion.com/doj-rem...
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Temple in a city
2 months ago
Hours away from subs closing. Are you ready? We are. Join the fun and the fam. The fun fam. Etc.
templeinacity.com/submit-writi...
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Temple in a City
Temple in a City literary journal of flash fiction, poetry, art and letters
https://templeinacity.com/submit-writing-art-digital-magazine/
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Electric Literature
2 months ago
We write to share the tragic news that Electric Literature's former Deputy Editor, Jo Lou, passed away on July 8, 2025. What she meant to our community cannot be measured. To memorialize Jo, we have gathered tributes from EL staff and contributors. Please join us in remembering her
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