Joanna ✅ Theiss
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Writer of weird things sitting with a cat in Washington, DC she/her www.joannatheiss.com
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Pleased as punch to have a new short story up at Jet Fuel Review! Thank you to the editors for including this one.
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Joanna Theiss Spring 2026
The Piano Tuner
https://www.jetfuelreview.com/joanna-theiss-spring-2026.html
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This makes my heart sing: the Arlington County library is hosting a pride senior prom 🏳️🌈 📚 No date required!
arlingtonva.libcal.com/event/15777374
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Pride Senior Prom!
Celebrate Pride and Prom Together! For many older LGBTQIA+ folks, Prom has been problematic. Perhaps you never had the opportunity to attend this high school ritual as your...
https://arlingtonva.libcal.com/event/15777374
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Suzy Eynon
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This is so cool! Terrestrial will be read by the Page Turners Book Club at the Parklands-Turner branch of the DC public library thanks to
@chrisstevenson.bsky.social
dclibrary.libnet.info/event/16474479
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Page Turners Book Club
Join us to read and chat about the next big page turner at Parklands-Turner!. Event starts at May 27, 2026 5:00 PM EDT
https://dclibrary.libnet.info/event/16474479
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Writers, if you can spare the dough (and have a manuscript ready to go), do this. It's how I signed with my agent last summer!
www.awpwriter.org/AWP/AWP/Memb...
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2026 Writer to Agent: Summer Edition
https://www.awpwriter.org/AWP/AWP/Membership/Writer-To-Agent/2026/2026-Writer-to-Agent-Summer-Edition.aspx
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Proud women's college graduate here, checking in to say this is bullshit.
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...
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Trump Administration Investigating Smith College Over Transgender Admissions
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/us/politics/smith-college-transgender-admissions.html
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Postcard From The Past
about 1 month ago
Are you interested in a bird watching trip on Sunday?
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Postcard From The Past
26 days ago
I had a ploughmans 28p which was a bit steep.
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Joshua J. Friedman
25 days ago
Photo by
@nicolehester.bsky.social
for The Tennesseean
www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...
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Humor Satire Memes
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Pleased as punch to have a new short story up at Jet Fuel Review! Thank you to the editors for including this one.
www.jetfuelreview.com/joanna-theis...
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Joanna Theiss Spring 2026
The Piano Tuner
https://www.jetfuelreview.com/joanna-theiss-spring-2026.html
26 days ago
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Frog and Toad Bot
30 days ago
Frog and Toad were caught in the rain. They ran to Frog’s house. “I am all wet,” said Toad. “The day is spoiled.” “Have some tea and cake,” said Frog. “The rain will stop. If you stand near the stove, your clothes will soon be dry.”
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Jessica Klimesh
about 1 month ago
Hot Flash Literary is now open for submissions for Issue 4!! Theme: Instant Karma. We will be open through June 12. Subs are open to women-identifying writers; we welcome flash and flash-like prose poetry up to 500 words. Read full guidelines here:
hotflashliterary.com/submissions/
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Submissions - Hot Flash Literary
Submissions Guidelines Submissions are open for Issue 4! Theme: Instant Karma. We are open for submissions for Issue 4 from May 1, 2026, through June 12, 2026. Hot Flash Literary accepts previously un...
https://hotflashliterary.com/submissions/
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CMA: Modern European Painting and Sculpture
about 1 month ago
Gray and Silver: A Nocturne
https://clevelandart.org/art/1964.361
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ELJ Editions, Ltd.
2 months ago
Issue 36 of Emerge Literary Journal, an all prose issue, is LIVE and it is phenomenal! Check it out! Shout out to @DianeGotAuthor for her tremendous work in curating and editing!
emergeliteraryjournal.com/current-issu...
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Current Issue | Issue 36
Emerge Literary Journal: 2026 Editor’s Note Welcome to Emerge Literary Journal’s Issue 36! What a joy and honor it has been to put together this gorgeous collection of fiction and creative no…
https://emergeliteraryjournal.com/current-issue-issue-36/
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Naomi Fraga
about 1 month ago
It is an honor to be featured in the latest California Native Plant Society magazine Flora! CNPS has been hugely important through various stages of my career development and I am grateful for their continued support. 💚
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Desert Star: An Interview with Dr. Naomi Fraga - California Native Plant Society
Dr. Naomi Fraga steps into the spotlight to help folks understand and save the desert’s precious native plants.
https://www.cnps.org/flora-magazine/naomi-fraga-interview-native-plant-conservation-45658
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Vast Chasm Magazine
about 1 month ago
Thanks for the shoutout, Duotrope!
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography
about 1 month ago
A Yellow Warbler bopping his way to the end of the branch while on the hunt for insects.
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Samantha (Sam) Mills
about 1 month ago
Good morning, book birthday is finally upon me!! Rabbit Test and Other Stories is out in the woooorld 🥳
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Citizen.Coping
about 1 month ago
Protesters at anti-war protest in Boston, May 1971 These photos along with others (and paintings going back to colonial times) that document protest for all kinds of rights over 250 yrs are on display at the Copley Branch of BPL for exhibit called REVOLUTION! 250 YEARS OF ART + ACTIVISM IN BOSTON
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megpokrass.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
So thrilled to be running a 6-Sentence Story Workshop collaboratively with Jeff Harvey of the wonderful
@gooseberrypielit.bsky.social
from May 1st- May 3rd. There are a few spaces left.
pokrassprompts.substack.com/p/6-sentence...
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#FlashFiction
#ShortStory
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6-Sentence Story Workshop: "Messy Love Stories" May 1st-3rd
May 1st-3rd
https://pokrassprompts.substack.com/p/6-sentence-story-workshop-may-1st
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Ashmolean Museum, Oxford
about 1 month ago
This small blue perfume flask from Jericho, in ancient Canaan, dates back to 1650–1550 BCE. Cosmetics and toiletries were highly valued in many ancient societies, with both men and women wearing eye make-up and using perfume, and even using various forms of hair dye.
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Anti-Heroin Chic
about 1 month ago
One week left before submissions close. Tell us about the fields set to fire, of the fires put out, of the smoldering in your chest. What time does. What life does.
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Danny
about 2 months ago
Try to only panic about one thing at a time.
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Zinn Education Project
about 2 months ago
“Don't stand by while human life is destroyed.”
#tdih
1965: largest anti-war protest in D.C. up till then. Number of marchers close to number of U.S. soldiers in Vietnam. Organizers prepared an exam: “How much do you know about the war?” Check it out. ⬇️
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/la...
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April 17, 1965: Largest Anti-War Protest
One of the largest anti-war protest was held in Washington, D.C.
https://www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/largest-antiwar-protest/
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David H. Montgomery
about 2 months ago
A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur. And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops). Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs:
yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
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Stanchion
about 2 months ago
Opening for submissions on Monday April 27th.
www.stanchionzine.com/submissions
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about 2 months ago
Jane Ormes, contemporary UK printmaker based in Bristol
#WomensArt
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Joanne
about 2 months ago
The killdeer are everywhere, on the grass and in the desert. They follow me to show their broken wing routine. Glendale, AZ, US
#birds
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#nature
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#wildlife
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Stephen Delaney
2 months ago
My chapbook OUR PLACE IS IN BETWEEN is now available from Bottlecap Press. The pieces explore marginal life and have magical or fantastical elements. They're sad but I hope you enjoy them.
#booksky
#fiction
#bottlecappress
bottlecap.press/products/ourpsd
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If only I had time to write! [makes time to write] Ah now I have time to do the dishes
about 2 months ago
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Francinewitte
about 2 months ago
ICYMI-FBOMB Flash reading.
youtu.be/eYoS7ypcybg?...
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FBOMB Global Flash Reading April 10, 2026
YouTube video by Francine Witte
https://youtu.be/eYoS7ypcybg?si=1VAdTOz5ajLv2dC0
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Frosted Poptart
about 2 months ago
Montana has figured out a way to put the screws to Citizens United. Good. All states need to do what the gutless SCOTUS won't.
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I'll be reading at this tonight!
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Somewhere along the line, I decided I wrote either novels or micros, but then I wrote a 2,000 word story that was just accepted. So I guess, don't put yourself in a writing box
about 2 months ago
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Nina Willburger
about 2 months ago
A Roman gladiator frozen in his final fight: this funerary relief shows Peneleos, a heavily armed murmillo, who won eleven fights in the arena - and seems to have died in his twelfth. Dating 3rd century AD and found in Türkiye. From the collection of Antikensammlung Basel. 📷 me 🏺
#reliefwednesday
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Got excited when I found the first instance of a woman appearing in the Congressional Record, in 1916. Until I realized that she was a white supremacist and the speech was about the value of slavery.
about 2 months ago
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The Adroit Journal
2 months ago
Calling all high school and college writers! The 206 Adroit Prizes for Poetry & Prose are open for submissions through May 1, judged by the brilliant Leila Chatti and Karissa Chen.
theadroitjournal.org/adroit-prizes/
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This 100 word story is perfection.
@100wordstory.bsky.social
@tracyroyce.bsky.social
100wordstory.org/what-she-wore/
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What She Wore - 100Words
Tracy Royce Diapers. A bunny onesie and a smile displaying two front teeth. Rain boots. Mud. A vampire cape and fangs. Braces. Itchy gym shorts, a sports bra. Band-Aids, then scabs. Sunscreen and a on...
https://100wordstory.org/what-she-wore/
2 months ago
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New-Cleckit Dominie
2 months ago
They: Hi! Through our unhallowed ransacking of the world's knowledge, your computer can now talk to the dead. Me: Can it talk to my printer yet? They: haha no
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Preorder your Maryland Sheep & Wool Festival merch! This year's tee is bringing medieval vibes so you know it will sell out
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Female serial killers in real life: 16% So why are so many of the serial killers in books and movies female?
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Nerve to Write
2 months ago
Issue One is live and full of nerve! Featuring work by
@emmabolden.bsky.social
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@jacqdoyle.bsky.social
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@williamfargason.bsky.social
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@sonyahuber.bsky.social
@mattkendrick.bsky.social
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@gabemontesanti.bsky.social
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@zachpowers.bsky.social
and more!
www.nervetowrite.com/issue-1
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Issue 1 | Nerve to Write
https://www.nervetowrite.com/issue-1
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Dave Bulmer
2 months ago
The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out
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I thought of such a good idea for a sign but I don't feel like making it (90% chance this will be on someone's sign at the protest tomorrow)
2 months ago
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Embarrassing search of the day: how to cook bacon stovetop
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Deidre Lynch
2 months ago
It is lovely that the Art Gallery of Ontario can now name the Black woman in the gorgeous
#18thc
portrait they acquired 6 yrs ago & also date the painting. It's from 1775. She is Eleonora Susette, enslaved by the Dutch governor of Guyana, accompanying his widow on her return to the Netherlands.
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Just finished "A Question of Family" by
@fbereaud.bsky.social
published by
@stanchion.bsky.social
If you're into flash, family troubles, and vibes, this book is for you
www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...
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A Question of Family | Stanchion
From François Bereaud, the acclaimed writer of San Diego Stories, comes a novel told in stories that span eras. Meet Walter, Claire, Grace, and Michael, a family in some state of dissolution. This is ...
https://www.stanchionzine.com/product-page/a-question-of-family
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Project Gutenberg
3 months ago
Unbounded. In the early 20th century, Emmy Noether’s mathematics transcended the physical world. She longed to do the same herself by Julia Ravanis
aeon.co/essays/she-f...
At PG:
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/books...
#books
#mathematics
#womeninstem
#womenhistoryMonth
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Delicate Emissions Poetry Zine
3 months ago
a sneak peak of our cover. This is the first time in our five-year history we have deviated from the very first design, but we held onto the handwriting. They’ll be for sale on Saturday, 3/21 in our ko-fi shop. Link is where it always has been!
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Postcard
3 months ago
It's been a year since Issue 3 (which is still available!), things have been slow on my end and I'm sorry, but Postcard is still reading for Issue 4! Get some short-ish poems together and submit!
www.postcardlit.com/submit
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